No, but seriously.
I'm not saying ANYTHING about what's happening, so here's the deal:
I haven't written anything.
In a loooong time.
So, in order to check to see if my skills are up to par (or higher), I am hiring a proofreader.
Now, this is temporary FOR NOW. It could go anywhere with this.
However, I am only picking ONE PERSON to proofread for me. Out of the four or five of you still here.

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I'm dead, aren't I?
So I wasted my time with this blog post instead of writing.
And now I'm posting it.
Shit.

Seriously, what the fuck happened?

Let's just get something out of the way here.

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Have you guys ever looked through your old blog posts and felt really nostalgic about the time you've spent on FimFiction?
I know it sounds stupid, but...
Fack.

I'm serious. That's the name of the story. If I wrote it correctly, it wouldn't seem legit.
Hello everybody! It's another review!
Oh joy.
It's been a while since I did one of these.
It's been a while since you did anything.
I just wanted to start reviewing some more even though I'm an insignificant asshat when it comes to reviews!
If only you wanted to update some more.
*sigh* The procrastination levels are too damn high, Size 7 text.

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It's just... sometimes I don't get it.
For example:
"Hey there neighbor! What are you up to?"
"Who, me? Why, I'm trying to start my lawnmower to cut the grass, and it just won't start up!"
"Well, you know the old saying!"
"And what's that?"
"WHEN YOU'RE STUCK ON A MOUNTAIN YOU TRY TO GO UP YOU TRY TO GO DOWN YOU TURN AROUND TO FACE THE WALL SO YOU CAN FACE YOURSELF REALIZING YOU'VE MADE A MISTAKE!"
"Oh. THAT one..."

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Two things. One, I have remained focus on "Sanity? What's That?" And have put aside my other stories FOR A VERY SHORT PERIOD OF TIME.

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OH GOOD GOD IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME
If you all want to know the real reason why I never write stuff is because...
Well...

EH
YEAH
FUN TIMES
So I finally sat down and wrote the next chapter for TMSGSILC...
But, to be fairly honest, I'm not very proud of it.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have some cleaning up to do on my other profile.
Until next time!
-Burritoburger

Okay, when I posted at Poultron's blog post about him taking over for Motherland, this showed up:

However, according to user ocbaker, it shows up like this to him:

THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!?
-Burritoburger