My first attempt at a whole story not revolving around Blue Breeze and his adventures around Equestria. The cooking will happen soon enough,I just wanted to start out with a bit of a prolouge to explain everything.

Ah man, this is gonna be good.

oh the awkward shenanigans.

>>541104541104 THEN Y U NO FAV?

>>541142541142

Y U NO-

wait....he has a point.....

Hmm, we shall see... looks funny at least and it's a new concept at least for a story entirely, the cooking contest episode thing was still open.

>>541220541220 and i still intend to use it at some point

Hmmm.............

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Cann we expect surprise guests

This story reminds me of my days in Starfleet.

>>541282541282 oh, you know it. both humans and ponies alike

>>541288541288hell  to  the ya

>>541294541294 and with author powers, i can make anybody/pony show up. ill even be taking food requests

>>541304541304 Make basashi for the lulz.

>>541318541318 ill tell you the proper way to submit a request in a little bit

>>541328541328

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Let there be surprise guests!

>>541328541328   can  we sumit recipes?

>>541451541451 yes, but i have a certain way i want it to be done, and im waiting until the cooking gets started first for that

>>541455541455k  I call the   recupe  creoles bbeg

This'll be so cool!

If I get in then I'll make muffiiiinz~!

No, seriously, I can bake damn good muffins.

>>541632541632 thatll make for a good joke with derpy. send me a recipe later

EMERIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I'm Orion, Orion Comet. You can call me OC for short."

"And I'm *hoo* Scootaloo."

Well, since we have a bunch of OCs in a single place, most of which I never heard of, why not throw mine in the comments demanding a recipe and ignoring the fact you're not taking recipes ATM.

Dranorth: YOU WILL MAKE STRAWBERRY PARFAITS!!

His choice, not mine.

I assume the "Draw" mentioned twice is "Drax"? Other than that, excellent job messing with Blue's perception of the concept of time and relativity between dimensions.

"lights, camera, ACTION BITCHES!"

That was amazing.

Well, lol.

Who know that they'll make chimi-whatever-it-called for first? (Yes, I asked this sarcastically.)

>>553139553139 EXACTLY!

Blue is thinking "Tim's logic makes no since. ITS VIDEO GAME LOGIC!!!

Evil Pinkamena should make an appearence!!

Oh dis gun b gud

BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Muffinz tiem!

I had a feeling this would be the first chapter...

But besides that-

That was some funny shit right there.

>>578559578559 sorry zeph. next chapter is for ice's birthday on sunday

>>578566578566

Oh.

Well, there is always a next time4

I shall now make vegitarian versions of my favorite meals!

Blue licked Tim quick get some Iodine.

And:

"What's the number for 911"

"I donno."

Blue, it's a time paradox. Do not question it. You will destroy the space-time continuum.

>>553767553767 Here, let me get that for you.

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>>580011580011 Thanks

Please tell me somepony gave Ice a group hug at some point. That is just a touching mental image.

>>586549586549 sure, why not?

Lol at Scooby Blue!

Wait, the cake is a lie, how will anyone eat it? O_o

>>586554586554 lets just say its opposite day and go with that

>>586561586561

So Drax got beaten by Ice then?

>>586575586575 actually, dark was the one who beat him, but forget i said anything. opposite day always ends in confusion

>>586582586582

You've been trolled Blue.

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