I have this mental image of it ending with the three Rainbooms snatching the Dazzlings' tops while the Dazzlings - in the confusion - end up stripping each other's bottoms.
Or, possibly, considering Adagio's "ass" comment, aiming for the bottoms and getting disqualified.
Also, the Derpy scene was hilarious, although I didn't like Lyra and Bon Bon just leaving her there.
"Foolish girl! You're a hundred years to early to challenge the Great and Powerful Trixie!"
Too, not to.
Second, I can't help but imagine that it would have been far more practical for Trixie to have disguised the smoke bombs as ornaments for her bottom rather than utilizing anal insertion of an object fragile enough to be broken with a casual toss. One wrong fall or sharp impact and we're looking at internal activation, and possible lacerations or pressure-based ruptures of smooth muscle. That's without taking the probability of said anally-inserted objects moving inward beyond the point of easy retrieval due to muscular action.
Third, I just want to give Derpy a hug and hope someone helps her down soon.
That said, the "My pubes!" "You should have waxed!" exchange had me in stitches.
5496691 okay, that made me giggle, something that is very hard to do. Usually, I either remain stonefaced, or burst out laughing. But you, sir/ma'am/ extradimensional being, gets a giggle.
5498269 The legal age of consent is between sixteen and eighteen, but the average age of high school graduation is seventeen. Some graduate at eighteen if they were held back, but that's fairly uncommon. But that's a moot point as public nudity is illegal in every state (and most schools are public ground), and I'm fairly certain that no contract would hold up in court if the obviously duplicitous fine print enforced what is effectively prostitution. And yes, hosting a game of strip tag football with sponsors would be considered prostitution.
But that's all legal, real-world bullshit that should never really apply. This story is fun because of its absurdity.
I was about to reply to you saying you're wrong, but when I looked it up, I saw you were actually right. The actual phrase is "another think coming". You learn something new everyday.
I blame the insanely common mistake on that one old rock song that has it in the chorus, but they're slightly out of synch, so it sounds like thing instead of think.
Can't remember the name of the song or the group...
5499406 Oh and please don't strip Trix's top, I want to see her reach the finish line and see Twillight Sparkle's already there, and she strips herself down in frustration.
Poor Derpy. That's just the capstone on a series of unfortunate events.
I knew Trixie was a bit of a butt, but that is an incredibly capacious anus.
Sonata versus Pinkie? I'm... actually not sure who might win that. After all, given how long Pinkie's armor has been out in the sun, it might qualify as sour cream...
And porn logic seems to be creeping in to the story. Eh, given the circumstances, I can't say I'm surprised. Not a complaint, just an observation.
Damn, what the hell Aria?! I know you were upset with Adagio, but that might have been a bit extreme. Eh, who am I kidding, Adagio probably doesn't even care.
I think I'm starting to sense a pattern of continually increased ridiculousness every new chapter, and so far it's hasn't disappointed yet. Still feel bad for poor Derpy though, they could have at least gotten her down from the lamp post before getting her top.
Ooh boy, this oughta be good.
Still, as much as I love the Dazzlings, I'm hoping that Sunset comes out victorious in this one. Just saying.
-Kirb, back in the saddle again.
I have this mental image of it ending with the three Rainbooms snatching the Dazzlings' tops while the Dazzlings - in the confusion - end up stripping each other's bottoms.
Or, possibly, considering Adagio's "ass" comment, aiming for the bottoms and getting disqualified.
Also, the Derpy scene was hilarious, although I didn't like Lyra and Bon Bon just leaving her there.
Interesting story. A bit cringe inducing, but still sexy and funny! As long as it doesn't get rapey anyway.
I'm calling it now. Aria's gonna get stripped, Sonata and Pinkie will get each other, and Dagi might get close to Sunset's bra
<derpscene and flutterscene>
............... I'll be in my bunk.
What did they think was gonna happen.
please let my baby queen sunset shimmer win.
and get laidWho else but Derpy?
And how does Trixie even manage to keep those smokebombs in there?
...On second thought, I don't think I want to know.
I love this stroy!
First:
Too, not to.
Second, I can't help but imagine that it would have been far more practical for Trixie to have disguised the smoke bombs as ornaments for her bottom rather than utilizing anal insertion of an object fragile enough to be broken with a casual toss. One wrong fall or sharp impact and we're looking at internal activation, and possible lacerations or pressure-based ruptures of smooth muscle. That's without taking the probability of said anally-inserted objects moving inward beyond the point of easy retrieval due to muscular action.
Third, I just want to give Derpy a hug and hope someone helps her down soon.
That said, the "My pubes!" "You should have waxed!" exchange had me in stitches.
5498028 Well, it depends on the type of smoke bomb, but when a girl and a smoke bomb love each other very much...
This is some good shit going on here, keep it up.
5496599
Have you no shame, Moth?
Spoilers, stupid question, I know.
The Dazzlings never cease to entertain.
Wait, a sequel? And Celestia's actually going through with the bikini marathon? Oh man, this is gonna be good... ^_^
Good
5498057 Thanks for the typo catch.
oh no poor twilight
Hey! Don't just leave poor Derpy hanging there naked. Jerks!
I'm predicting a dark horse victory.
5497943
Yeah. Me too.
I'll be doing... uhh... stuff. Yes! Stuff!
Trixie... I didn't know you were into that
5496691 okay, that made me giggle, something that is very hard to do. Usually, I either remain stonefaced, or burst out laughing. But you, sir/ma'am/ extradimensional being, gets a giggle.
Ooouuuuuuuh, shit.
Nice Reference to Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
5495572
Think! The phrase is "They/you have another THINK coming."
Arglebargrabna! Learn your native language!
5498269
The legal age of consent is between sixteen and eighteen, but the average age of high school graduation is seventeen. Some graduate at eighteen if they were held back, but that's fairly uncommon. But that's a moot point as public nudity is illegal in every state (and most schools are public ground), and I'm fairly certain that no contract would hold up in court if the obviously duplicitous fine print enforced what is effectively prostitution. And yes, hosting a game of strip tag football with sponsors would be considered prostitution.
But that's all legal, real-world bullshit that should never really apply. This story is fun because of its absurdity.
I shouldn't like this. I really shouldn't.
Fuck it. I submit to you, libido.
Things are getting hotter by the minute with all the other girls going after each other.
This is turning out to be even more fun than I imagined.
As of now, I'm rooting for Fluttershy. I want her to win this. Sorry Sunset.
Giving a favorite, because I don't know what the fuck I'm reading, and I need more chapters to process it
I'm not sure if Trixie pulling bombs out of her ass is something I want to imagine.
Ow my sides!
I like where this is going.
I don't want anyone to win. I want them all out, and I don't just mean the contestants.
5498896
Me neither, but it doesn't seem to stop me from imagining it anyway. Damn you, brain!
5498433
I was about to reply to you saying you're wrong, but when I looked it up, I saw you were actually right. The actual phrase is "another think coming". You learn something new everyday.
5499239
I blame the insanely common mistake on that one old rock song that has it in the chorus, but they're slightly out of synch, so it sounds like thing instead of think.
Can't remember the name of the song or the group...
The crusaders should fight the dazzling in a street fight in this story.
#Crusaders vs Dazzlings
EVERYONE, MAKE IT A THING!!
At first I was thinking those guys that are watching are perverts then someone yelled hypocrite out of nowhere. The universe is on to me.
Woo! Trixie's ass bombs! Go ass bombs! Go Trixie!
5499406
Oh and please don't strip Trix's top, I want to see her reach the finish line and see Twillight Sparkle's already there, and she strips herself down in frustration.
the dazzling are going to get their ass kicke areen't they
Poor Derpy. That's just the capstone on a series of unfortunate events.
I knew Trixie was a bit of a butt, but that is an incredibly capacious anus.
Sonata versus Pinkie? I'm... actually not sure who might win that. After all, given how long Pinkie's armor has been out in the sun, it might qualify as sour cream...
And porn logic seems to be creeping in to the story. Eh, given the circumstances, I can't say I'm surprised. Not a complaint, just an observation.
There are going to be a LOT of angry parents out for flimflam blood when this is over.
5499405 yes...yes we arei.lvme.me/ntxgdy9.jpg
Damn, what the hell Aria?! I know you were upset with Adagio, but that might have been a bit extreme. Eh, who am I kidding, Adagio probably doesn't even care.
I think I'm starting to sense a pattern of continually increased ridiculousness every new chapter, and so far it's hasn't disappointed yet.
Still feel bad for poor Derpy though, they could have at least gotten her down from the lamp post before getting her top.
Wow. I knew Adagio was a total bitch, but dragging Aria by the pubes?
Goddamn.
5500086
Not sure if serious or just a stooge.
OH Sun's ass is hers!!
5499822
If thinking thoughts makes you a pervert, then every last human being is culpable. Well, every last one that's even approaching puberty.