That's twenty miles exactly from point A to point B, with a lot of C and D in between!

...And I'm already laughing my ass off!

Edit: Now that I've read the rest of the chapter, I think my mind just broke from how almost-out-of-nowhere that shipping pair came from...

Wait, what......WHAT......WWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?????????????????????????????????????????????

....WTF?

Oh my god Mythril yes.

............Did NOT see that ending coming.....

Well, that shipping came right out of nowhere. Was hilarious, though.

Everything else was quite fun already. And Pinkie Pie is just...Pinkie Pie.

Quick question.

The rules only say whoever crosses the finish line with the most tops. Does it have to be tops collected by that runner?

For example, if Pinkie manages to get 25 tops, but then Fluttershy strips her, can she also take those 25 tops and carry them over the finish line?

Applewhinny for the win!

That...that ending...

And the race as begun and already seeing a good show of boobs.

Great

That ending, while greatly appreciated, I can assure you, was quite unexpected.

So much for student-teacher relations

20 miles is a long way

Not really surprised that Rainbow got eliminated almost immediately, nor by who it was who got her, that ending however definitely threw me for a loop.

I don't read clop, nor do I plan to ever do so, but does anybody else notice that almost every Sunset Shimmer story is porn or at least shipping? Usually porn though. It's crazy.

After this fic, i better see some damn good EQG AppleWhinny clop. Some sexy detention with those undies and oils. Don't forget the spankings!

I got the giggles m8! And isn't it illegal for a teen and adult to have a sexual relationship? Student and teacher for that matter?

I love this fic. It makes zero fucking sense that a school principal would organize a bikini marathon, and no responsible parent would approve of such an event, but still. A+.

5494509
Yeah, well. The character is a bit shallow and there are a lot of guys who are fans of the show. College age and whatnot.

5494486
You're telling me.

5494572
Oh, probably. Although there are some stupid issues when teacher and student are both adults and it shouldn't otherwise be a problem.

5494587
Why not? I mean some 8 year olds wear bikinis to the beach. What's weird is that she wouldn't cancel the thing after that little stipulation, but then it's fiction. I do think the story almost needs a random tag though.

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If the rules of society in fictional Amerquestria are different then you might have a point. If they're just like our modern day America then the mere mention of organizing a fundraiser involving underage high school students in skimpy bikinis would cause a national outrage and every single member of that faculty would be fired and blacklisted from teaching for life.

... It might pass in Europe.

The pun in the title alone got me laughing. The rest of the chapter kept me giggling.

A pair of slim yellow hands landed on Rainbow's shoulders, pushing the straps of her bikini aside with such a light touch Rainbow didn't notice. Nor did she notice when her bikini top fell away, caught gently in the same pair of yellow hands.

Watch out for the quiet ones.

Celestia shot past on their left, her long legs carrying her great distances with each stride. Behind her, Luna ghosted past. "I will defeat you, sister!"

This will end in a very jiggly Nightmare Moon.

Applewhinny came right the hell out of nowhere and was hilarious for it. Pinkie is VERY Pinkie this chapter. Keep up the good work!

"Sorry, Adagio, I can't seem to focus on anything but your asshole, because it's right in my face," Aria seethed.

"You should be on your knees praying to it," Adagio said.

Hmm? Whoa whoa whoa... you tryin' to tease? This is such a goddamn tease. Adagio's asshole sounds chemically delectable. Sanitary? Nah, but tasty lickable.

Mreowrrrr...

Ooo... someone get Adagio and Aria a double ended dildo. Get Uncle Ass-to-Ass in here. He'd love that show. Sonata can be the oil girl. She'd love that job. Just continuing to pour slick oil on her friends with a (not so oblivious) smile on her face as they slammed their butts into each other, vying for anal domination. Mmm... butt wrestling...

We got tits in this fic. RD's boobs are apple sized, IMO, so there's the elf-sized ones. We got butt teasing going on. All we need is gratuitous crotch-to-face accidents and Flash Sentry's pants and boxers being filched right under his nose and this fic will fulfill a lot of my pervy, sexually harassing desires.

Here. Have some music that kinda matches.

It sounds awfully bouncy, like unfettered boobs. And Twisted Metal is a demolition derby of a game, which is undoubtedly is where this fic will head to, especially near the finish line. And especially when it comes to Flim and Flam.

Is this the first ever applewhinny? Or are the rest just really rare?

Despite film and flam being assholes, I think they are the best comedy villans by far.

Funny, lewd and fantastic.

How do you do it, you keep writing hits!

this is gonna be fun

So ridiculous but entertaining somewhat.

Glorious. Absolutely glorious.

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Applewhinny. That's a new one

Well that shipping came right the fuck out of nowhere.

The rest though? SO AWESOME!

5494250

Hmm, fair enough.

5495147
Couldn't have said better

I want to say "whaaat?!" and stuff, but then I'd never be prepared for the rest of the fic so...even though this fic is nothing but gratuitous nudity and quick shipping, sex, etc.
It's pretty funny, and I'd be useless to discuss the moral aspect of this. Thumbs up

5494616

... It might pass in Europe.

Come on, now.

Europe is a lot more complex than America. If this were to happen in France, for example, we'd have radical feminist organizations stirring up a nation-wide ruckus so quick it'd make your head spin. Those women don't joke around, too. But, to be fair, you might be right if you had said Scandinavian countries, like Norway and Sweden, not too sure about Denmark.

Sorry if I'm splitting hairs, but it annoys me when people just say "herpty derp Europe is weird".

I know I did say it was going to be epic, but I did expect THIS MUCH.
Thank you Mythril!

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... It might pass in Europe.

Do I sense a slight bit of envy in this statement?
I won't say anything about the likelihood of a similar event arround here in good old germany. But if we would have anything similar, we would never tell anybody and just enjoy our wonderful and beloved ladies in all their glory.

Anyway, it's an extremly funny story, I like it

20 Miles?! This is going to become a question of stamina rather than dignity before long.

5494381 They've got spotters everywhere and lots of spectator video to keep any girl from cheating like that, even though it's not really implicitly stated in the rules...

That may or may not come up, though. We'll see.

5494509 It's because she's walking, talking sex.

5494880 It might very well be!

5495140 Hey! Where'd you get my Christmas Present?

5494616 Well I can't speak for Europe but I can say that shit wouldn't happen in England. Honestly please try to think... It's fucking freezing.

If those jokers think this is going to be annual event, they have quite another thing coming. Heck, I wouldn't be surprised if some the disqualified stormed the announcers' booth.

Ah. There's the incentive. Now it makes sense.

Fluttershy is best druid/rogue.

And that ending... what? I'm familiar with the concept of belligerent sexual tension, but that came out of freaking nowhere. I have to assume AJ is above the age of consent, otherwise the whole event has some problematic implications. But still, what?

5495572 I have no idea where the Applewhinny thing came from. It was just one of those things that suddenly came to me and I had to do it.

5495140 I totally agree with you :D

Ya know it just occurred to me that Flim and Flam could have avoided eventual the legal lawsuit and beating of a feminine wrath by making the whole topless a risk then a requirement. By which I mean make it like flag football, with the flag tie/attached to the bikini tops and motivate the runners to get as many of them as possible to win. Ssssooo if a runner makes a grab for a flag and ends up taking the top with it then it's just an unfortunate accident. It ain't Flim and Flams fault it that happened, it would be the fault of the competitive runners.

But it wouldn't have been as funny.

And you know there are guys how would say it was wrong to objectify women like this. While internally they are mentally high-five each other and wonder where they can get the many, many videos and pictures of the event. And praying that every pair is exposed.

So improbable unlikely situation + nudity = yawn