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TheIrisianPrincess


Yo, I'm just here for reading fanfiction and getting into pointless discourse.

Comments ( 73 )

Woo! I just got my first dislike! :pinkiehappy:

*Looks at title*

This is gonna be one if those, "I'm so special and more powerful than every other fu**ing pony ever!" Stories isn't it?

You forgot to add a HiE, FoE and TCB tag.

5250195 Hmm. but still this shit is jacked up.

5250189
Yes, yes it is. Except not, because I'm edgy and stuff and apparently, that makes a difference.
Somehow.

5250191
Well, it's not Human in Equestria... or Fallout: Equestria... or whatever that third one was.
Also, I got more dislikes! Yay!

I liked the story out of spite.

Edit: realistically, this is a heartwarming story which vividly outlines the tale of a man-bat-alicorn-thing who in the end was willing to sacrifice his life for the pussi, I mean Ponies. R.I.P. in pieces, Deathnight Horseshoe. R.I.P. in pieces.

Um... I fully understand this is a satire - no, not satire, outright mockery - of those fics, and I applaud you for that... but damn if it isn't a bad story, so have a dislike you magnificent bastard!

5250207
He liked my story. Laugh at him.

5250211
It wouldn't be very effective if it were written well, now would it?

5250218 You should make one of those, but well written, just to throw us for a loop... though this genre and well written are kinda mutually exclusive.

5250207
I liked your comment out of spite.

5250224

I added this story to my Favorites bookshelf out of spite.

Ah yes. One of these fics. The best kind of stupid! :yay:

5250204 I still dont understand this.. I mean, seriously,

I knew I could've killed him at any time, because I had powerful alicorn magic. But, I didn't, because I don't know

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I mean what the fu**??? How does that make any fu**ing sense????

5250223
I'm not sure you could call it a genre... it's more like a "long cliche". And I'm probably not going to write another trollfic of this nature. I do have something planned for April Fool's, but it's not a red and black alicorn overpowered OC or anything.

5250233
I added your comment to my favorites out of spite. Wait...

5250235
You're just jealous that my totally awesome alicorn OC is so awesome and you couldn't think of it yourself.

5250245

>implying this story was supposed to make sense and be something more than a crack-fic.

5250274

This entire story is a joke? A parody of the trope of red-and-black alicorn OCs being insanely powerful for no logical reason and gets all the ladies (see: all the ladies) in his non-existent pants? I figured it was rather obvious, given the rather straightforwardness of the text and its obvious fourth-walling on the issues it was poking fun at.

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5250262
This is a totally 100% authentic beautifully crafted fanfiction. The reason why that particular sentence made sense is because...
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5250289 Waffles? Damn, hard to argue against that.

5250289

Well, denial is the first stage to acceptance...

5250298
I knew my superior logic would stump people. :twilightsmile:

5250299
FUCK YOU :flutterrage:

this is the best worst best thing ever

This is the story of Deathnight Horseshoe, the greatest alicorn to ever live. He's awesome and he's going to save ALL OF EQUESTRIA with his awesome alicorn powers that apparently Celestia, Luna, Cadence, and Twilight don't have.

5250289 Sure.. Beautifully crafted... Let's stick with that one..

5250312

Stage Two: Anger.

Want to try bargaining for a follow next?

5250207

realistically, this is a heartwarming story which vividly outlines the tale of a man-bat-alicorn-thing who in the end was willing to sacrifice his life for the pussi, I mean Ponies. R.I.P. in pieces, Deathnight Horseshoe. R.I.P. in pieces.

Finally, somebody gets how much heart and soul I put into the story I wrote in less than an hour shortly after having my breakfast this morning in a sleep deprived state.

5250328
Finally, you've seen the light.
Actually, I'm going to have to own up to my mistakes. It seems I said 'that sentence' when there were actually two. I should've said 'those sentences' instead. Sorry about my mistake.

5250317
Yes, because Deathnight Horseshoe is the best, Pinkie Pie is the worst, and Rainbow Dash is the best.

5250336
Nah, I'm good.

5250365

Nah, I'm good.

...

I followed you out of spite.

5250365 Sarcasm is a bitch.

And yes, because the sentence was a mistake.

I believe you meant to say the whole story was the mistake..

5250278
That's wrong. I don't get all... I mean, he doesn't get all the ladies, nor does he want to. No way in Tartarus is he going to do it with Pinkie Pie or Princess Celestia. Also, Princess Luna is his mom, so that's kind of gross.
But, he would've gotten with the rest if he just didn't die and Rainbow Dash wasn't a lesbian.

5250383

Even Apple Jack, who is also a lesbian? Wow. You, I mean, Deathnight Horseshoe is amazing. I guess you're right about the whole Pinkie Pie/Princess Celestia/Princess Luna points as well. Thanks for clearing things up on my misguided ignorance!

5250396
Oh, yeah, I forgot about Apple Jack.

5250159 Is this a joke fic? Or are you serious about this?

5250365

Yes, because Deathnight Horseshoe is the best, Pinkie Pie is the worst, and Rainbow Dash is the best.

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I would have agreed, but... I can't. If Dashie was faster and had a party cannon, she could have been... you know... 20% cooler.

I don't see why people are disliking this so much. It is a joke and rather funny.

This is a true piece of art. Fuck Anthony Burgess and William Shakespeare. FUCK THISE GUYS! This should be in a museum of spaghetti.

Comment posted by Appl3dashie deleted Nov 10th, 2014

*shakes head disappointed.*
I'm sad. I just witnessed a wannabe Rainbowdash/showoff oc.

p.s STOP MAKING ALICORN OC'S I MEAN YOU CAN BUT IT'S ANNOYING HOW PPL ALWAYS GET THE BEST. >:/

My fave part: Disliking the story <3!

Ironically, since this is a troll fic, it has accomplished its goal. I'd make fun if it but it isn't fun to riff something that is meant to be bad in the first place,

You'r good

I gave you a thumbs down, continu with the good stuff you troll

I'm sure that my dislike was appreciated.
Fine job, sir.

My dislike is not for the edgyness of this story, it's for that horrid AppleDashery at the end....

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5250446
I respect you and your wrong opinions.

5250622
This story is up there with the greats, like Tara Gilesbie. Wait, was that too pretentious to compare myself to literary genius like her?

5250687
Hey, he didn't get together with Rainbow Dash, because Rainbow Dash got with Apple Jack. So, it's not wish fulfillment.

5250804
I appreciate each and every dislike. Except yours. Fuck cardboard boxes. :twilightangry2:

5250851 You don't get my point do you?
You kiddin me?

I knew this was a joke right off the get-go. It was still fucking genius despite. Have a like and fav, sequel please. :rainbowlaugh:

Well. That happened.

"WE GO OFF TO HAVE THE SEX"

Pray tell good sir, I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

5250195 no shit, dumblock

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