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People are like books. You can't judge them by the outside and it's not cool to burn a big pile of them.

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One day, Queen Chrysalis, who has nothing to eat for breakfast at the Changeling Hive, decides to go to the local pizzeria for something to snack on.

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Please make this canon.

I second this. Including changelings using bones as currency.

Is that an Incomplete I see?!

"Well, it's much better than that sick mush you call spaghetti on Spaghetti Tuesday, you literally cook the spaghetti in a cauldron full of white sauce, and I don't wanna know what its made of."
This made Lovey giggle nervously. "All right, I'll admit it. I use Alfredo sauce."

*in stereotypical Italian voice* thats'a not'a how you make the spaghetti!

This made Lovey giggle nervously. "All right, I'll admit it. I use Alfredo sauce."

Great recipe there, man.

"Wait a minute, I eat love, not pizza" said Chrysalis. Then she died of starvation.

5259306 Did you miss the bit where she said she, unlike the other changelings, could digest pony food?

This made Lovey giggle nervously. "All right, I'll admit it. I use Alfredo sauce."

:rainbowlaugh:

5259306 Changelings have extreme lactose intolerance. She died from explosive flatulence. :rainbowlaugh:

*Time to make a list of ways Chrysalis can die from eating pizza! What fun!* :pinkiecrazy:

5259344 I didn't. To be fair, it's a throwaway line in the middle of the story

Is this Pizzeria Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria?

This comment is meant to be read in a joking manner. I have not read your story, I saw Pizzeria and decided to make a reference!

I though its gonna be some silly story right now its just good try to be one

Comment posted by Poppyman65 deleted Nov 13th, 2014
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