• Member Since 21st Jan, 2014
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kingfish


I write horse words.

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Hey, now. Rainbow Rocks was actually quite good!

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I thought so, too, but it's the premise of the original I don't like. Now shut up and clop.

Was the guy's name chosen at random or on purpose?

Also, Pinkie using AstroGlide just makes too much twisted sense.

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I came up with the name first and then the first chapter title, if that's what you're asking. I'd had that character name bouncing around my head for over 6 months, actually.

5233818 You do know who Brett Michaels is, right?

That was the most in-character I've ever seen Pinkie in clop.

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*after looking up Brett Michaels*
Shit. Changing the last name to Matheson.

Well... that was certainly a thing.

At least she remembered the rules during woo-woo:
No giggling. And no hand puppets.

(Ok, one out of two ain't bad)

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And it will escalate further...
IN CHAPTER TWO! *cue fanfare

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That's not very hard, considering how her dialogue in fan fiction almost always consists of:

"Hi, my name is Pinkie Pie, and (pop culture reference) (pop culture reference) (inane gibberish) but (pop culture reference) (inane gibberish) (pop culture reference) Anonymous (pop culture reference) (inane gibberish) (pop culture reference) (pop culture reference) humans (inane gibberish) (pop culture reference) (pop culture reference)!"

5238382 True enough, but in clop, she's too often shown as whorish.

"Dashie and Soarin'... Carry the one... Eighty-seven,"

Well... he might want to use a condom after all. Unless he's looking forward to explaining to a doctor just how he managed to end up with a veneral disease normally only found in horses :ajbemused:

And the ones with slanty-looking eyes seem to take a lot of pictures." Brett snorted and tried desperately not to burst out laughing.

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I laughed way too hard at this

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Thank you for the newest addition to my reaction image folder.

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The idea is that they're different species from different dimensions, so there's no way a disease would evolve to be able to transfer between them. It might come out that way by chance, but that's probably unlikely considering how vastly different the underlying biology is.

Comment... driven?

Now that just seems like a bad idea. But... I suppose since this is only a clop fic and not some sprawling, complex narrative like Game of Thrones such a silly approach to writing might work fine.

Basically, give me steamy, hot M/M human-on-pony sex and I'll be happy.

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Partially comment-driven. Also, that's not specific enough. I need names, dammit!:twilightangry2:

Everyone is gay for Braeburn......now me too.

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