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Black Month Willem Dafoe


I will catch Spider-Man with ghosts while my son jumps out of a window.

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A human winds up in Equestria. Unbeknownst to said human the fate of the entire world rests on his shoulders.

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My chapter number is dubs and my word count is trips.

Can you even handle all the get?

Needs more explosions.

-Michael Bay

My little pony. Gaseous actinide compounds are magic.

"I don't know how many times I've told them not to bother me before ten in the morning," she grumbled as she half-heartedly dragged Robert to her science room, "Spike! I need you to bring me literally every book in the library, we may have discovered a new species."

At this point, do I even need to express how much I enjoyed this? You know I did!

It is often said...that true art is never appreciated in its time. Be this indeed the case, then we have ourselves a veritably profound masterpiece made manifest by the hands of a true poet. Ignore those dirty, turnip picking peasants. They are troglodytes with no appreciation for art.

I don't the words for this story. It's as though I've been anointed by the falling tears of angelic figures most sacrosanct in their piety. I'm both aroused and amused. And hungry.

Ladies and gentlemen...I present to you Willem Dafoe's magnum opus, Gaseous Uranium Compound.

God Bless America.

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