I will catch Spider-Man with ghosts while my son jumps out of a window.
I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!
I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon.
"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford
I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.
TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous
Fan of Adorable Eldritch Abominations and embittered alcoholic Equestrians.
She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.
I look at MLP a bit differently than the average Brony. I don't usually read into things to come up with ships. I keep in mind that the show was made for families (well, mostly: I do write clop).
A Christian nerd; probably the only guy you ever met who wanted the Larrymobile to be transformed by the All-Spark. My brother, The Traveler12, is NOT the lamest person you've ever met. Check him out!
A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.
"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark
...As if I am expected to write an acceptable biography about myself with only a mere 200 characters? Don't be ridiculous!
The man who likes ponies but also likes monsters... so what's wrong with him combining the two? ;P
We never realize that there is a page in the book that we do not understand, the whitest, the most useless, and instead is that by which all things were written. Why can't we see it?
I live in Brazil, have 15 years old, and only discovered MLP: FiM when I watched my first ever episode: Lesson Zero (P.S: I think I have a crush on Twilight...)
I'm just a guy with a love of all things animated, be that MLP, anime, or video games, you name it, I'll probably enjoy it!
I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.
A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.
"Art forms that appeal to modern leftish intellectuals tend to focus on sordidness, defeat and despair, or else they take an orgiastic tone, throwing off rational control ..."
I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?
"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
Formerly Fimfiction Drama, and now under new management. Found juicy drama? Know of an event not yet covered? Let us know!
Sometimes I write stories here. Sometimes I write stuff for EQD. I like Hemingway and McCarthy and Ellison and King.
I'm the creator of Otakuworld.com, Jenniverse.com, the computer game Boppin', numerous online comics, novels, and tons of other wonderful things. I really love MLP:FiM.
"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."
Are you being good to all your internet friends, Knighty?
A writer should be like fine wine: get better with age.
The selfish desire of humanity causes wars and hatred is born on it, and that it's how my hate for humanity was birth.
My dick maybe large, but really only in your heads. I'm quite the average guy, from day to day life, I seek answers only to get more questions. And yes, I am that guy who fucks mothers.
Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect