Season One Episode Two: Putty
Twilight had difficulty sleeping that night. Not due to worry, but a bit of anticipation and excitement. Yesterday was the first test of the Cakes’ new microwave oven. Pinkie had somehow lassoed her into testing the effects of various objects being heated inside it. It started out annoying, but ended up rather fun and educational!
The alarm clock rang and Twilight shot out of bed. She flew -- almost literally -- through her morning ablutions before putting on a lab coat, four heavy-duty boots, saddlebags and a pair of goggles. She floated another work outfit into the saddlebags, one sized for Pinkie, before vanishing in a burst of light.
She reappeared in the back kitchen of Sugarcube Corner. “Pinkie, I’m…” Her words died as she saw Carrot Cake, Cup Cake and Pinkie Pie standing there, preheating ovens and getting their wares ready for the day. Carrot Cake arched an eyebrow. “Anything we can do for you, your majesty?”
Pinkie slid up to her side, a bowl of batter balanced on her noggin. “Twilight, might wanna come after the lunch rush,” she said, her tail also whipping up cake frosting with a beater.
Twilight’s cheeks burned scarlet. “Sorry, just really hungry.” She slunk out of the kitchen. “I’ll be going, now.”
Twilight returned that afternoon, still wearing her labcoat, goggles and boots. She walked into Sugarcube Corner’s kitchen this time, finding Pinkie Pie there with a crowbar in her mouth. She cocked an eyebrow, but let it pass this time. “Okay, Pinkie. First, you’ll need the proper gear for this!” She floated Pinkie’s uniform out of her saddlebags.
Pinkie’s eyes went wide. She spit the crowbar onto the floor. “Ooh, pretty!” She slipped into the coat, boots and goggles, grinning widely. “Now, Twilight! It’s time for SCIENCE!” She walked over to a cabinet and pulled out a small, off-white tube of a gooey substance. She placed it on the countertop and waved a hoof over it, oohing and aahing all the while.
Twilight tilted her head at it. “We’re going to microwave… bread dough?”
Pinkie shook her head. “Nonono, Twilight. It’s actually a tube of modeling putty.” She rolled it over, displaying the brand name. “So, ready?”
Twilight grinned, the goggles reflecting light. “I’m ready, Pinkie!” She floated the tube of putty into the microwave and closed the door before trotting over to the other side of the counter and ducking down. “So, thirty seconds like last time?”
Pinkie looked over from where she was setting up the camcorder. “I’d say two minutes, Twilight. Let’s skirt the edge of the danger zone!”
Twilight nodded. She waited for Pinkie to duck beside her before turning the microwave on. “Now comes the educational part!”
Pinkie stared at her. “You mean the ‘fun’ part, right?”
“Same thing!”
The microwave hummed, the interior flashing twice. Suddenly, both pony’s noses wrinkled at an acrid stench. Pinkie gagged while Twilight’s cheeks bloomed and turned green. Twilight’s magic flared and she hit the door button, popping it open and stopping the machine. Her eyes crossed and she dropped to her haunches, cheeks puffing as the full blast of the half-melted putty’s smell hit her right in the muzzle.
Pinkie galloped over to the kitchen ventilation and cranked it from ‘off’ to ‘maximum thrust’. The fans turned on, sucking up the odor. She dropped back to the floor, breathing heavily. “Okay… next time, we’ll try something that won’t melt. Okay?”
Twilight levitated the putty out of the microwave, floated a trash bag over and tossed it inside. She tied it up, opened the kitchen door and flung it out with all her might. “Sure, just next time I choose what we microwave.” She flopped onto her back and stared up at the ceiling. “And we bring gas masks, too.”
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"THE MASKS! THEY DO NOTHING!"
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they need a tin foil shield and have them microwave one of raritys jewels
Crossover?
Microwave Applejack.
And you now have my attention.
Featured and still on new stories (as of now)
Microwave a pony :P
5052663 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DID WE MICROWAVE (insert item here) WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
5052663 "Nopony likes roasted nuts."
Microwave an empty chip bag and/or an egg
5053281 "THE TINFOIL SHIELD! IT ACTUALLY WORKED!"
5053340 "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! PUT THAT OUT!!"
5053253 What the fuck no.
I WONDER HOW LONG IT TAKES TO MICROWAVE?
Hmm...my suggestions of what to microwave.
Dragon scales.
Alicorn feathers.
Books.
Discord.
Apples.
Gemstones.
A beaker of acid.
A beaker of base.
A daffodil.
A boot.
A chimicherrychanga.
Poison Joke.
That past vision potion of Zecora's.
A Plunder Seed.
Discord.
Carrots.
Geraniums.
A mug of cider.
Plastic explosives.
A spell nexus.
An Element of Harmony.
Blueblood.
The Alicorn Amulet.
I say that they should microwave... AN OVERRIPE UNPEELED BANANA!
Can't say I've ever tried modelling putty in the microwave, Is that what actually happens? Probably is, sounds right.
5053963 You really want to microwave Discord don't you, can't say I blame you. Also, it would be interesting to see how magical items react to magic. I can tell you though that plastic explosives do nothing in a microwave, they just sit there and spin.
Man I miss that youtube series...
Microwavy another microwavy!
Just to be clear, you did mean that she only rushed through her morning cleaning?
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Suggestions for the cool kids.
[Turning grapes to plasma]
[Plasma Porn! WITH FIRE!!!! [note: turn off sound for this one / skip until the 1:21 - 1:45 mark.]
[Better version of above. Different person. Still that sound when fire turns to plasma in a Microwave and gets trapped in a container is prongasmic.].
[Alcohol [with metal cap] + Microwave = awesome sauce].
But yeah. Do those three. [Grapes, lit match [on a cork / stand] under a glass container, and some AppleJack'd Whiskey / Other burn able liquor + metal cap [it happens more than you'd think with drunk people].
5054562 Micro-wavy-ception?
A crap ton of lightbulbs
An airbag
Angal bunny
An Equestrian Girls doll (for ironic reasons if you actually saw that video)
A copy of the movie "Memento"
And the Eloments of Harmony
5053458
Yes if it's blueblood
Multiple items to micro-wavy:
Live Chickens.Pie.Cupcakes.Spray-on tan. Diamond Tiara's flank. Angel Bunny.Meat dress. Twinkie.Maud Pie.Gummy.Gummy bears. Gummy worms. Gummy oranges.Angel Bunny.Discord.Metal.Dog treats.Zipper.Homer Simpson.Palm tree.
Horseshoe.Angel Bunny.Applejack's hat.Diamonds.Minecraft.Rice crackers. Justin Beiber. Pumpkin Cake.The flag of the Soviet Union.YouTube.Angel bunny. Did i mention angel bunny?
5055309 Well... Fine. Only if I get to watch him explode.
What happens when you microwave Zapapple jam?
Now we just need Twilight to start a 'Will It Blend?' show, and we'll be golden!
5054535 I know, they were great. The Tickle Me Elmo one was frickin hilarious.
5056474
You know what, I was just singing that earlier today and now it's stuck in my head again.
Why would I do this to myself?
5053458 Fine. Discord then?
5057725 WAIT NO! A CHANGELING OR A TACO OR A CHANGELING TACO!
5057725 WTFNO!!! Bluebitch.
A Filled Waterballoon
Or a Cloud
Or, like, rainbow juice
5052741 My poor sides...
The weird glowy wand thing the new pony with the weird blue box carries!
5059458 you mean a sonic screwdriver?
5059646 You think they know what its called?
you should microwave
Celestia
Spike
Discord
Angel Bunny
Rarity
Sweetie Belle
Scootaloo
Apple Bloom
Apple Seeds
Spike
Diamond Tiara's Tiara
A moustache
The Party Cannon
Fluttershy's hair
Rarity's fancy cosmetics
A dress
The Elements of Harmony
That box with the rainbow power
The tree of Harmony
Celestia's Crown
Luna
Luna's Crown
The Crystal Heart
Books
A Bomb
C-4 from craigs list
Deadpool
A milkshake
Rainbow Dash
Boneless the Chicken
C-4 from amazon
Blood
Another Microwave
A Unicorn Horn
An Alicorn Horn
A Trophy
The Mirror to Equestria Girls
Sombra's Horn
That black crystal stuff from Sombra's Horn...
Spike
A Phone
Pinkie's Tablet
A Sink
A Trash Can
A Sword
Shining Armor's Armor
Crysalis
a Changeling
The Sun
The Moon
Canterlot
Canterlot Castle
A Spear
A Bow
Arrows
Fireworks (Don't LIE TO ME I KNOW THEY HAVE THEM!)
A Weeping Angel
The TARDIS
a Sonic Screwdriver
A Dalek
The Dalek Emperor
Earth
All of Equestria
a TV
oh and did I mention Spike?
yup MICROWAVE SPIKE! Say Rarity will love him if he gets into the microwave!
FOR SCIENCE!!!
I think that is all..... FOR NOW!!!
I wonder if they've heard of the new Wave function on the iPhone 6...
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Don't get your hopes up, I haven't even touched this yet.
I'll be commenting again after reading, and you'll know how I feel about it then.
5059997 Ha ha.
5059997
They should microwave it!
Just remember the airbag.
Dry ice?
5057730 ... NO! No changelings should be harmed!
DISCORD!!! WAIT!!! Micro-wavy pound! I'm kidding, But, I'm serious about discord...