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The Big Wasowsky


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Their mission is of unparalleled importance. Failure is not an option. This metal box in the kitchen will reveal its secrets to our heroines. For the greater good of pony kind, Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie will conduct the most important experiment of their lives...

"So, is it a good idea to microwave this?"

Ding ding.

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“And that is?” Twilight asked, uncertainty creeping in as she realized just where this was going.

“Random choice!” Her friend cheered.

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they need a tin foil shield and have them microwave one of raritys jewels

Featured and still on new stories (as of now) :pinkiegasp:

Woah I don't know what to say except insta fave and thumbs up.

5052663 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DID WE MICROWAVE (insert item here) WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

5052663 "Nopony likes roasted nuts."

Microwave an empty chip bag and/or an egg

5053281 "THE TINFOIL SHIELD! IT ACTUALLY WORKED!"

5053340 "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! PUT THAT OUT!!"

Cupcake, soap, cloth, eggs, flour, cereal... The list goes on and on.

I WONDER HOW LONG IT TAKES TO MICROWAVE?

Hmm...my suggestions of what to microwave.

Dragon scales.
Alicorn feathers.
Books.
Discord.
Apples.
Gemstones.
A beaker of acid.
A beaker of base.
A daffodil.
A boot.
A chimicherrychanga.
Poison Joke.
That past vision potion of Zecora's.
A Plunder Seed.
Discord.
Carrots.
Geraniums.
A mug of cider.
Plastic explosives.
A spell nexus.
An Element of Harmony.
Blueblood.
The Alicorn Amulet.

I say that they should microwave... AN OVERRIPE UNPEELED BANANA!

Can't say I've ever tried modelling putty in the microwave, Is that what actually happens? Probably is, sounds right.

5053963 You really want to microwave Discord don't you, can't say I blame you. Also, it would be interesting to see how magical items react to magic. I can tell you though that plastic explosives do nothing in a microwave, they just sit there and spin.

Man I miss that youtube series...

Comment posted by Witchery deleted Sep 25th, 2014

Microwavy another microwavy!

The alarm clock rang and Twilight shot out of bed. She flew -- almost literally -- through her morning ablutions before putting on a lab coat, four heavy-duty boots, saddlebags and a pair of goggles.

Just to be clear, you did mean that she only rushed through her morning cleaning?

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Suggestions for the cool kids.

[Turning grapes to plasma]

[Plasma Porn! WITH FIRE!!!! [note: turn off sound for this one / skip until the 1:21 - 1:45 mark.]

[Better version of above. Different person. Still that sound when fire turns to plasma in a Microwave and gets trapped in a container is prongasmic.].

[Alcohol [with metal cap] + Microwave = awesome sauce].

But yeah. Do those three. [Grapes, lit match [on a cork / stand] under a glass container, and some AppleJack'd Whiskey / Other burn able liquor + metal cap [it happens more than you'd think with drunk people].

A crap ton of lightbulbs

An airbag

Angal bunny

An Equestrian Girls doll (for ironic reasons if you actually saw that video)

A copy of the movie "Memento"

And the Eloments of Harmony

Multiple items to micro-wavy:
Live Chickens.Pie.Cupcakes.Spray-on tan. Diamond Tiara's flank. Angel Bunny.Meat dress. Twinkie.Maud Pie.Gummy.Gummy bears. Gummy worms. Gummy oranges.Angel Bunny.Discord.Metal.Dog treats.Zipper.Homer Simpson.Palm tree.
Horseshoe.Angel Bunny.Applejack's hat.Diamonds.Minecraft.Rice crackers. Justin Beiber. Pumpkin Cake.The flag of the Soviet Union.YouTube.Angel bunny. Did i mention angel bunny?

5055309 Well... Fine. Only if I get to watch him explode.

What happens when you microwave Zapapple jam?

Now we just need Twilight to start a 'Will It Blend?' show, and we'll be golden!

throw a grape in there for one minute just be sure. That would be interesting.

5054535 I know, they were great. The Tickle Me Elmo one was frickin hilarious.

5056474

You know what, I was just singing that earlier today and now it's stuck in my head again. :twilightangry2:

Why would I do this to myself? :rainbowlaugh:

5057725 WAIT NO! A CHANGELING OR A TACO OR A CHANGELING TACO!

A Filled Waterballoon
Or a Cloud
Or, like, rainbow juice

The weird glowy wand thing the new pony with the weird blue box carries!

you should microwave
Celestia
Spike
Discord
Angel Bunny
Rarity
Sweetie Belle
Scootaloo
Apple Bloom
Apple Seeds
Spike
Diamond Tiara's Tiara
A moustache
The Party Cannon
Fluttershy's hair
Rarity's fancy cosmetics
A dress
The Elements of Harmony
That box with the rainbow power
The tree of Harmony
Celestia's Crown
Luna
Luna's Crown
The Crystal Heart
Books
A Bomb
C-4 from craigs list
Deadpool
A milkshake
Rainbow Dash
Boneless the Chicken
C-4 from amazon
Blood
Another Microwave
A Unicorn Horn
An Alicorn Horn
A Trophy
The Mirror to Equestria Girls
Sombra's Horn
That black crystal stuff from Sombra's Horn...
Spike
A Phone
Pinkie's Tablet
A Sink
A Trash Can
A Sword
Shining Armor's Armor
Crysalis
a Changeling
The Sun
The Moon
Canterlot
Canterlot Castle
A Spear
A Bow
Arrows
Fireworks (Don't LIE TO ME I KNOW THEY HAVE THEM!)
A Weeping Angel
The TARDIS
a Sonic Screwdriver
A Dalek
The Dalek Emperor
Earth
All of Equestria
a TV
oh and did I mention Spike?
yup MICROWAVE SPIKE! Say Rarity will love him if he gets into the microwave!
FOR SCIENCE!!!
I think that is all..... FOR NOW!!!

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Don't get your hopes up, I haven't even touched this yet.
I'll be commenting again after reading, and you'll know how I feel about it then.

I'm sorry, but the bit about hydrochloric acid and water? That really doesn't make sense. Yes, it is possible to combine the two in such a way as to release some very unpleasant fumes. Been there, done that. But it is also possible to combine them in such a way as to minimize this, and the result is acid that is much less corrosive. Meaning it is less damaging to equipment, less likely to leak, and less dangerous if it does.

Where I work, we routinely combine tens of thousands of gallons at a time. In tanks easily large enough to drown in. The one instance where we were required to work with undiluted 22 baume HCl acid was actually rather unnerving. I'll just say that I did not have complete faith in the integrity of our equipment and leave it at that.

To say that they mix badly just sounds strange.

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