• Member Since 29th Mar, 2013
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Uberdeathninja


I am the darkness, the evil in men, the heart and mind of the swarm. Hatred is my sword, and heavy metal is my shield. You don't like me? too fuckin' bad.

Comments ( 26 )

Hahahaha! what is a tiny little creature like you...

Earth pony crushes the armor with its skull........
even in an entirely other world, these two jackasses realize that they are still in a death world where the slightest mistake iwll get them pwned.

5045079 Having a 'Team Creighton' implies that there is an opposing opinion of considerable strength.
Pate is clearly worse and I'm sure everyone knows this. :ajsmug:

*Curiosity rises*

"Who will pay the property damage?!"


Is it just me or did someone make a TF2 reference? Well it's probably me.

Equestria has been getting a lot of Dark Souls guys lately. I know this because of all the fics I've read. Why is there so many Dark Souls guys you may ask? Well its no doubt a magical portal in Dark Souls world that randomly teleports people in Equestria and the portal is clearly controlled by my sandwich. Right?....right:eeyup::derpyderp2: Oh yes and I like this by the way

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I blame the convoluted timescape for their appearances. After all, what is another universe, but a twisted timeline of your own?

Also, thank you.

5045099 I dunno, a lot of people seem to love Patches... er, I mean Pate.

5047348 Didn't know Pate was Patches, interesting... :pinkiehappy:

5045041

Do NOT underestimate Creighton. He may get stuck in his own traps, but he will fuck a nigga up.

5047461 except when they are a four foot tal sapient pony that can shatter stone.

5047495

Until they get their heads cleaved in half by twin axes.

5047726

They can't throw logs, they don't even have thumbs. And don't you dare say that they can kick one at him, 'cause he'll just roll right under that shit, yo.

5047106
Oh ok I guess I've been reading too many Fics with Saxton hale :pinkiehappy:

FINALLY! A worthy crossover! I love dark souls too much... :3

5058332

Yes, I, too, enjoy the exploits of both Pate and Creighton.

I just like Creighton more.

5058428
I prefer Pate, gave me his set, though I killed him just out of hate of his look alike, Patches, DAMNIT DARK SOULS!!! Why must I have to disagree, I apologize, can we at least join our fellow friends in some, and I quote, "JOLLY COOPERATION!?".

5058448

Solaire would certainly approve. After all, we are strange beings, amidst a land of undead.

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W-Wait! What's that in the distance... Why does it have a zwei and a fath-NOPE

I like the idea if Creighton just scouring all of equestria for Pate and destroying all that he finds until he realised he saw him all the way back in ponyville and makes a slow journey back mumbling angrily to himself the entire way there XD

5073719 So when are you gonna continue Orenstein and Smough go on a epic quest for infinite groceries? Clearly I want to see what you think Smough in I will do next!!

5174713 Ah I am pleased to hear such news! You have a very good sense of humor! Your stories put me in a hardy mood!

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