• Member Since 16th Aug, 2014
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Jake Witt


I'm not just reading. My stories have "idea" but no "form" or "function". I'm just an armored guy riding a Robot Dino-Dragon; fighting a dark paradox man thing. I don't remember if I'm a robot.

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Hey, the name's Lego Craft. I can create nearly anything from nothing, ignoring the laws of alchemy. The draw back is having the strength and durability of "Steve?" from Minecraft in "Survival Mode".

I have a modded "MINE LITTLE PONY" named Box who travels with me as a partner until recently. He has powers, but can only access them through me or my tool. His powers are limited to what MODs I choose and what MODs you request.

Request anything for the story and it might show up!

August 2015 Update. "I have come to finish what I started, add new headcanons, and enjoy my work. You can call me retarded or I can call you an ass or we can work together to achieve harmony. ...Also I promised slime islands. They're on the train of thought."

Short Stories from Box's Past

Canon Mods so far:
Mine Little Pony
Pokémon
DNA splicing
House Things
iPhone
TARDIS
Battle Gear 2
Parkour
Morphing
Sync Machine
Deadly Swords
Mini Me
Secret Doors
Spider-Man
Portal Gun

Chapters (32)
Comments ( 48 )

Wow, I haven't read a trollfic like this since I last visited Trollpasta Wiki! :rainbowlaugh:
...It's a trollfic, right?

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It can turn into one. IDK. :unsuresweetie: I have to edit the other 3 chapters though.

:pinkiehappy: I least you some-what enjoy it. :yay:

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I'm sorry. I am new to this and in case you use IE on a XBOX 360, the keyboard sucks. :unsuresweetie: I'd love some feed back TBH.

5093215 You should make this as horrendous as possible and see how much attention it gets. I don't know why. You just should. :derpytongue2:

The wording is so incoherent that this is pretty much a work of art.

5093286 A̷̔ͬͩ̄ͧ̆͛͛̂̅̍͑̚҉̖͈̳̳̘̠̙̜͕̤̜̜̱͍͜͠R̛͒ͮ͑̋ͮ͌̅ͮ̃̈͏̸͚̥̖̤̦͇̱̲̲̥͓̣̯̯̫Ṫ̨̛̲̺̦̼̝̺͕̞͔͓̩̞͚̰̜̟̮̯͌̾̍ͣ͘͘͠

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Trust me, the last two already did that!

I still have ch. 2 to edit before those. :pinkiecrazy:

CHAPTER 2 IS EDITED AND DONE!!! :pinkiehappy:

5093731 I don't mean to be nosy, but is that Hatsune Miku? Your profile pic, I mean?

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I think it is... or similar at least. Its a very interesting pic.

Bad News: the website is terrible on my phone! I can't even make pony faces or edit ch. 3 and 4! :( I'm even stuck with NORMAL faces >_< !!!
so boring.

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That's what I've wanted to know! :raritydespair:

Where did you get the story title image picture?

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Made it with MS Paint and limited mouse space. :twilightblush:
:unsuresweetie: I said Sweetie Belle made it so... :yay: a picture!

5093571 I see why more people hate this story than like it... IT FUCKING SUCKS!:ajbemused::ajbemused:

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It got better... and yes. Ch 1 does suck.

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Hello Ms. Spoon,
Review time? :pinkiegasp: Does this mean somebody will actually critique my work?
I have no idea what anyone wants so this would be great! :pinkiehappy:
(No sarcasm at all. I am 100% serious. I know I need to fix or do something!)

"OH CELESTIA!!! GIVE HIM AN APPLE, CARROT, CAKE, ANYTHING!!!" a new prisoner shouts.

Capital "a" because of the exclamation mark. Or instead of a new prisoner shouts. You could say a new prisoner exclaimed.

ticking

I've played Minecraft for a long time, and it seems like the food bar deteriorates. Rather than tick like a time bomb.

SUDDENLY

Why does this have to be capitalized?

was

*were

WOW.

Exclamation point at the end of wow.

As I saw that a smile formed on my face.

How can you see your own smile without looking at a mirror?

"Luckly for you, that is how thou witnessed the fake murder. I forgave you long ago." she said in a matter-of-fact tone.

*Luckily Correction: "Luckily for you, that is how thou witnessed the fake murder. I forgave you long ago for this," she said in a matter-of-fact tone.

"Let us move onward. Hopefully fresh air will help with your manners." Luna said.

Correction: "Let us move onward. Hopefully fresh air will help with your putrid manners," Luna said.

"Why are doing that?"

Either you mean: "Why are thou doing that?" Or: "Why are you doing that?"

THINE

*Thy

"Yes, your highness?" Left guard asked.

Correction: "Yes your highness?" The left guard asked.

right guard finished with,

*The right guard finished with.


I give a dislike because you didn't describe your characters. It is confusing at times, and you kind of capitalized. Things that do not need to be capitalized. ~ Silver Spoon

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Fixed. Can you review again, please? Or ask someone to review it? :trixieshiftright:

Never was any good with present tense...

I've only read the first chapter but already I'm suggesting ICBMs mod, galactic craft, clay soldiers mod, pretty much everything in the FnD warpack(I think that's the one anyway) and tinkers construct (cuz dem floaty slim islands)

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I'll look into doing so. You have NO idea how long I've been waiting for this! :pinkiehappy:

Second chapter read and I'm suggesting a mod I am suggesting applied energistics (I think that's it) I don't know a bit about or what it entails just that its complicated as fuck and FnD and FMB use it in their volts war(varying amounts of seasons) and Minecraft war series. I think it adds force fields.... With love H4v0k :heart:

Wow, you're better at this than me!

You said there you couldn't find a bacon mod? Here you go.

Was this written by a retarded five year old?

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Retarded 17 year old. Nice try.

DOWNLOAD ALL THE MODS!!!

as a proofreader you need a editor badly. While the idea and stuff is good you lack the ability to well write proper English. While this is not to insult you this is to point out mistakes, and tell you what needs to be down. While I wont list what needs to be down beside needing a editor.

Anyways I am not doing this to insult you as I can not write anything beside poetry.

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This is not entirely self promotion, but you should read my story "The Great Fandom Man". Its still not the best grammar, but it's WAAY better than the grammar here.

I like the story too much to fail so I seeked a professional on the site. ...or she found me to say the same thing. I'm rewriting everything in this new version while making it to where I can still have the crossovers make sense.

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OK, I admit you offended me some. Yes, I'm borderline autistic and this story was my first, but I got better. For your sake, I'm cancelling this so that it doesn't have to suffer and I made a new version that I hope doesn't need to be put down like this one.

I for one liked it.:twilightsmile:
The people who just hate on it should at LEAST give nice criticism.

I will say the character development could have been better, but then again, I'm kind of open minded to crossovers, like minecraft, skyrim and fnaf:scootangel:

5093160 it is a bit off, but... You could help them perhaps?:twilightsheepish:


5166318 help them then:ajbemused:. Just hating won't do you any good. God, show some fricking respect:facehoof:
5777256 You could try to help them, not just be some flank in their face
god, ever heard of trying to HELP someone get better, rather than just hate on them? Doesn't normally help 'em get any better, ya know

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Thank you. btw you should check the new version. I tried portraying this before, but my recent attempt looked threatening and didn't sound like me.

I'm hoping I don't screw "Lucky Block" like I did this version.

6620477 I'll be sure to check it out! I may not comment (since I did on this one) but I'll definitely look at it!:pinkiehappy:

Sucks that your story has so many dislikes.

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Yeah... that's why I stopped updating this one and made a new version instead. Though, I'm stuck on a chapter I'm working on. Dungeons and caves are hard to think of.

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