Meanwhile back at Twilight's, and Trixie's house. The light blue unicorn in question had just finished her story about Twilight's and her friends wild night.
"And that's what happened. Quite an interesting night it was." Trixie finished sighing in remembrance.
Spike on the other hand was laughing his tail off. "So that's how you and Twilight got married?!" he pounds his hand on the table still laughing hysterically. "Oh man, when she finds out what she and her friends did,"
"I just hope that Princess Celestia isn't too hard on her," Trixie replied rubbing the back of her mane sheepishly. "Anyway, what about you Spike?"
The purple dragon laughter slowly dies down as he looked towards Trixie with a hint confusion. "Huh? what about me?" he asked wiping some loose tears from his face.
Trixie nervously shifts in her seat. "Well, what Trixie meant to say is that you don't have a problem with Trixie being Twilight's wife or husband or whatever do you? Because you just seemed to not care this morning,"
"That's because I don't care. When you wake me up at 5:45 in the morning to tell me that you just got hitched, I'll say anything to get back to sleep," Spike hops off the table and makes his way back to the sink to finish the morning dishes. "That, and the fact that you can make some good pancakes. Twilight really enjoyed them you know,"
Although Spike couldn't see it, Trixie had a very light blush on her cheeks. "I wonder what's she doing right now?" Trixie asked glancing out the window. "I wonder if she's thinking about me?"
"Trixie, first pony or third pony. Secondly, she probably found out a clue about her night and is probably trying to fix it as we speak before it gets worse."
"Guys, we need to fix this before it gets worse!" Twilight said in a frenzy.
They were currently sitting outside of Sweet Apple Acres waiting for Applejack who was checking up on her younger sister Apple Bloom. The event at The Pint Noir had the poor purple pony Twilight Sparkle nervous that she and her friends may had possibly done more than just have a couple of drinks last night.
"And how do you propose we do that genius?" Rainbow said in a mocking tone. "We have absolutely no idea what happened or what we did after Pint Noir except that we went on a quest to save Fluttershy's non-existent baby brother from the clutches of the Goblin King,"
"That would make a great movie," Fluttershy quietly added. "If I had a baby brother,"
"Rainbow's right Twilight darling," Rarity said laying on her portable couch. "We don't have any other clues other than that,"
Pinkie suddenly hops in-between her friends looking around in the sky like something was about to fall from it. "Oh No! Guys TWITCHIE TAIL!!"
The girls instantly took cover underneath Rarity's couch trying to look up at the sky for any sign of danger.
Meanwhile in Apple Bloom's room. Applejack was sitting on a chair next to her younger sisters bed while Apple Bloom was laying down.
"Now Apple Bloom me and ta girls may be gone fer a while so ah have Big Mac and granny watching you till ah get back," Applejack replied gently rubbing Apple Bloom's mane.
"Okay, but ah really need ya here sis," Apple Bloom gently rubs her stomach. "How long will ya be gone?"
"Well ya know Twi," Applejack said chuckling. "She wont rest till she finds out what happened and to be honest, Ah'm a little curious myself,"
Apple Bloom allows a small chuckle herself. "That's why you're the element of honesty,"
Before Applejack say anything a large crashing sound interrupted Applejack's and Apple Bloom's discussion causing both of them to investigate.
"WHAT THE HAY IS GOIN ON OUT HERE!" Applejack yelled.
"MAAAIIIILLL CALLLLL!"
Apple Bloom and Applejack look up to see that the mail mare Derpy Hooves had crashed on the roof of their patio, again. "Ooops sorry about that Applejack," she reaches into her pouch and pulls out a small letter. "Letter for you!" she said in a singsong tone. Applejack takes the letter while leaving Derpy to get herself unstuck.
"Who's it from Applejack?" Apple Bloom asked trying to glance at the letter. "Who's it from?"
Applejack gently pushes her sister's head away. "Well ah would tell ya but yer head's in the way." she turns it over to the front where a familiar name was on it. "Well looky here!" Applejack said with a smile on her face. "Its from cousin Babs," Applejack opens the letter and begins to read while Twilight and the girls exited from under Rarity's couch.
"I-is it safe now?" Rainbow Dash fearfully asked.
"Its safe now," Apple Bloom replied. "Ms. Hooves just crashed landed on the patio roof again," Derpy Hooves smiles and waves to the girls while trying to get herself unstuck.
The girls all breathe a sigh of relief and exit from under the couch. "Whew, Twitchie Tails are always so nerve racking," Rarity complained striating out her mane. "Augh! I got dirt on me!" she dusts the dirt off while the girls make their way over to Apple Bloom.
"Hello Apple Bloom," Fluttershy said gently. "How are you this fine day?"
The yellow filly smiles and a hoof on her stomach. "We've been better," she looks down sadly for a moment before looking back up. "Hey, uh, Rainbow Dash?"
"Yeah Bloomster?" Rainbow said. She knew exactly what Apple Bloom was going to ask her. It was the same question every time Rainbow saw her.
"H-have you talked to Scootaloo, by any chance?"
And every time it would be the same answer.
"N-no Apple Bloom, I haven't,"
And every time the exact same thing would happen.
"O-Oh, well then, If you do see her, t-tell her," Apple Bloom doesn't even finish her sentence as she walks back into the house in tears.
Fluttershy sighs sadly as she saw Apple Bloom disappear into the house. "Oh poor girl, I wish there was something we could do,"
Pinkie face falls into a small frown. "I tried that with one of my forgive each other parties, but that just made things worse. This is one of those things that they just have to work out on their own,"
"Wow Pinkie," Twilight said surprised. "That's very mature of you,"
"Why thank you Twilight," the pink pony replied smiling, but raises her eyebrow in realization. "Hey! What's that supposed to mean!?"
Applejack clears her throat gaining her friends attention. "Uh, girls we have a problem,"
"Hm? What's the matter darling?" Rarity asked.
"Uh, well, uh," Applejack takes off her hat. "Well, uh, ah don't know how to put this, so, apparently Ah've been informed that we went to jail last night."
Fluttershy hangs her head down. "Oh dear,"
"Meh," was all that Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie could say shrugging in unison.
But for Rarity and Twilight however, they took it as well as you think.
"JAIL?! WE WENT TO JAIL!? OH WHAT WILL PRINCESS CELESTIA SAY WHEN SHE FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS!"
"A DELICATE PONY LIKE ME WONT LAST ONE NIGHT IN JAIL!"
"WHAT WILL MY PARENTS SAY?! *GASP* WHAT IF THEY ALREADY KNOW?! WHAT IF MY BROTHER KNOWS?!"
"THEY'LL EAT ME LIKE A MARSHMALLOW IN JAIL GIRLS!"
"I'M A CRIMINAL! A BAD GIRL UNWORTHY OF BEING PRINCESS CELESTIA'S FAITHFUL STUDENT!"
"I CANT WEAR ORANGE JUMPSUITS! IT CLASHES!"
Applejack puts her hooves in their mouths shutting them up. "Girls, calm down, Now Ahm sure there is a perfectly good explanation for this. Look, how about we go see mah cousin and set the record straight, okay?"
Rarity and Twilight quickly nod their heads. "Good, now lets all meet at the train station in ten minutes."
Rainbow and Pinkie leaped in the air and said in perfect unison. "Aww Yeah! ROAD TRIP!"
*dies laughing*
I really really really really really really really want to know what happened xD
It could be worse. They could have gotten tattoos. Generally a bad idea when you're drunk, though thankfully I've never woken up with any. (Traffic signs and the occasional bar stool, on the other hand...)
Then again, they already have tattoos on their butts, so it wouldn't be such a big deal.
Still curious about where they picked up Trixie, though. In jail, maybe? She does have a habit of getting into trouble.
Labyrinth reference approved! How did they have time to do all this? I'd think it would have already been pretty late when the got to the bar.
5140552 David Bowie is pleased. And they went to the bar around 9:30 and left at 10:30.
5140480 Well Trixie wasn't in jail. She met them after Freddie's. Remember?
5140669 Well she is Twilight's wife or Husband or something. You'll be seeing a lot more of her. And thank you for the fav.
Hmm...my guess is they ended up in jail for public indecency.
5140480
If they get tattoos on their skin UNDER their fur would you even know? Think about that for a second...
5140837 Wouldn't that be kind of pointless, though? You wouldn't be able to show it off. Though the idea of Twilight having all sorts of intricate tattoos and not even knowing about them could be fun. and/or creepy.
You'd probably have to get shaved in order for them to apply the tattoo, though. Unless magic.
5140864
Yes magic to apply it and then magic for you to see it under the fur...
What happened between Applebloom and Scootaloo? And why does it seem like the stomach rubbing is somehow connected to the problem?
5141212 I think I know what story you're talking about. I think? Was it the one where Twilight married Applejack instead?
Sometimes I wish these weren't written solely for the laughs. Seems like there's always some new craziness thrown in, instead of resolving the original problem.
5141301 Uh, what's the original problem here? Twilight and her friends have a girls night out that ended up being much more than they thought.
5141327
This whole jail thing feels more kind of subplot-y, like it's a diversion from figuring out how Twilight Sparkle and Trixie got hitched.
5141406 Oooh Oh Ok, I get it now. It not a subplot nor diversion. She is merely replaying last night in order as best as she can to figure that out. Of course being Twilight she didn't think to do one simple thing, thus the story.
Oh the inuendo, the delicious inuendo.
5141496 Well it was a rap battle, and Twilight was drunk so I thought of something that she would NEVER say while sober. Also having that liquid courage from the wizard of booze always helps.
What did they do that got themselves in jail?
Awww, I liked Trixie bonding with her new stepson. You rarely see any Twilight romance fics where the pony dating Twilight tries to get to know Spike better, but it seems logical.
I really wanted a Goblin King chapter.
5143403
You remind me of the babe.
What babe?
The babe with the power.
What power?
The power of voodoo.
Who do?
You do!
Do what?
Remind me of the babe!
5143403
You remind me of the babe.
What babe?
The babe with the power.
What power?
The power of voodoo.
Who do?
You do!
Do what?
Remind me of the babe!
5141268
She's obviously pregnant, and Scoots, through some weird magic soul sex spell or something, is probably the father/second mother.... Err, the Mather?
5141457 When did Applebloom get pregnant ?! And what does Scootaloo have to do with it?!