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Metallica is the biggest sellout heavy metal band of all time, but they decide to go even bigger by trying to extend their music out to a growing niche market: bronies and preteen girls. However, they meet a trio of girls that just might help them achieve their goal... even if it pisses off all their fans... again.
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Metal is for children, ponies are for children.
Wow! They fit hand in hand.
IM TRAPPED UNDER ICE !!!!!
Looks like the Dazzlings know how to...
...seek and destroy.
Lol I'm wearing my master of puppets shirt right now
I haven't read it yet but I already love it! METALLICA RULEZ!!!
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Glad you agreed! Metal music is also for greasy old men, dried up old ladies and teenage and young adolescent male and females worldwide!
It's a funny story, and I can see why it'd be out, and the concept is okay. You have a decent flow, but it's the personality between the members I can't see myself getting by. This is just something they wouldn't normally do. You know, like dishing out other genre's or bashing other things. They as a band, aren't Kerry King or most other metal-heads. I wouldn't call them opinionated people, but the flow of the dialogue just seemed a bit jarring for my taste.
I can be in-depth, if you so kindly desire.
6/10
5150630 If I ever play music, and someone head bangs at my concert, I will stop playing and get off stage to punch them in the face
5150639
Sound like Michael Gira, dude. I think you two are related!
5150639
>if I ever play music
started laughing there and didn't stop
5150640 th-that was the joke
5150651 hey shut up man i know how to play the g-string
5150639 I think someone's still salty about MCR getting battery'd at Download.
I prefer Imagine Dragons. Oh, and I listen to Country.
...Great. Now I wanna see The Dazzlins Play With Beatallica, even though I know it'll never happen. Fantastic. Oh, and your story was okay too. I'd never read it again, but it was nice for the one time. Although, I must say that if they had done only a little more YouTube searching, they would have seen that Bronies already like them and their music. Heck! Even a Google Image search would bring up some results. But eh. It's their fault for not doing it I guess.
Dazzlings Play with Exodus, please.
The chapter should be called "St. Anger."
5150860 I think someone's still salty because they've got my dick in their ass
5151482 Of course I'd be salty. I have jizz inside my rectum.
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Haha! Love the g-string part! Also dude, I think you know who Michael Gira, right?
Remember that one band that is equivalent to eating gravel?
5152010 I do know who Michael Gira is
I'm totes into Swans now
Soundtracks for the Blind is objectively the best prove me wrong fgt
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I ain't going to prove you wrong, dude.
Because I believe that it's the best album, also.
That album, man. The dense feels you will get from that record alone sends chills up your spine, dude. I flat-out love that record to death. The somber and malicious structure of "How They Suffer" and "YPR" or the instrumental-drudge and intoxicated bliss of "I Love You This Much" or even the simple peaceful yet, unforgiving and quite unrelenting tone of "The Sound" and "Animus" all spurs some deep intellectual-thought as you process the emotions of that record inside your head.
Yeah, I'm a total nerd for that record. Quite love their "PCIAGI" record (Public Castration Is A Good Idea). Nothing gets more horrid and brutal out of a live record than that one.
I suggest "The Seer" or "To Be Kind" if you want to delve into their new stuff. It's hard to believe that band can come back into their third-decade sounding better than ever, and you actually could believe it as you hear those records. No greatest-hit splurge or the cacophony roar to the 'old days', no. This band, had definitely got a good pair of balls on them. And I think you should consider yourself lucky enough to appreciate their music (Let alone find them) because there is many others who don't/won't take their dose of sonic-intensity.
I'm happy for you, dude!
5154464 I think the Red Velvet openers set a very creepy, yet beautiful tone for the album. Volcano is a favorite, but How They Suffer and YRP are both unsettling, and beautiful. Two and a half hours of chilling depth.
I've actually listened to The Seer and To Be Kind (The Seer was my first true Swans record I listened to in order to enjoy). To Be Kind came next, and A Little God In My Hands and Just A Little Boy are current faves.
I have to give The Great Annihilator and White Light From The Mouth of Infinity props too; they've both got this gothic rock sound that sits so well with me.
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YPR live is still one of my favorite performances to hear on their live records; and the second Red Velvet always leaves me in a repressive state of exhaustion and excitement. Just something about Jarboe's soothingly voice that really shines through on that song.
Can't believe you (Or well, actually surprised) like Just A Little Boy. I hear a lot of people don't like that track (I do though!
). It's nice that someone goes for the little gems. She Loves Us! Is one of my favorites, especially the end when Gira does this vigor-type shout that is just profound and brutal, then the music drops and the explosion of infinite sounds roar for over a minute. I also love Kristine Supine and Natalie Heal, and Oxygen. The latter half of the record is my favorite. But props to A Little God In Hands and Screen Shot, too. They're marvelous. Between The Seer and Bring The Sun, for an epic-explosion I enjoy the latter, but for the droning-build up I find the first one more appealing. It's more mystique and haunting, really.
You ever heard Holy Money or Cop? Please tell me that you have! Please! Please!
I too find White Light and Great Annihilator quite appealing. White Light showed me that playing acoustical music is actually great, and the latter made me want to look up for more traditional-tribal music, which I find appealing now. Love Of Life is another gem, but it's like The Burning World and Greed: In terms of being underground releases and that no one really cares for them.
Anyways, I'm being a real Swans dork. Hope you heard Holy Money!!!!!!!!
See where my "Mind/Body/Light/Sound" story came from.
5173051 I have every Swaas album, man. Their industrial/no wave stuff is usually a hit and miss (I've come to love Filth, though; I've listened to it two nights in a row and it sounds so fucking POWERFUL). Public Castration was a sort of miss for me. Too much repetition, despite being one of the hardest albums I've ever listened to.
I love The Burning World though. If I had to place Swans albums...
Soundtracks > The Great Annihilator = White Light > Filth = The Burning Wold > To Be Kind > The Seer > Public Castration > The things I Have Not Heard
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I'd pay to see that happen
This story must be the best thing Metallica have been involved with since S&M. I like to think Jason Newsted would have insisted the band have more integrity, but they wouldn't have listened to him. Loved everything about this story from start to finish. Need to hear Hetfield singing Winter Wrap Up now.
5150651
Holy shit you used to haunt fimfiction.