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Just a pony being fabulous. Writer of vignettes, clop, experiments, a great deal of trash and the occasional gem

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After a night at Twilight's library, Trixie discovers something horrible about her new girlfriend:
She's a morning person. UGH.

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I wish there was more to this!

Morning people are the worst.

*imagines a new chapter where Twilight tries to get Trixie to take a sleeping pill* And I am so not a morning person, mornings are when I go to bed!

sweet and nerdy, I like it

Cute and sweet. It bears mentioning again: starting a relationship with another means having to deal with their routines. If you think you can just carry on with your life with no change beyond convenient sex on demand, you're in for a painful realization.

Admittedly I interpret Twilight as being an even worse night owl, constantly pulling all-nighters and sleeping in as a result unless she's getting up for something important. But this story works, regardless. Annoyingly chipper in the morning, ouch. :trixieshiftright::twilightsmile:

I particularly liked the bit about Twilight suggesting a duel, implying that they do those for fun as in Blood Boil. It's a nice touch that feels very sensible for them.

Write more please..... Please?!

You just have to have the right morning motivator, like sex, money or ponies.

Adorable and funny, exactly what I want form this ship!

4960278 It's rated Everyone. What did you expect?

4962490 The picture told me other stuff... :rainbowderp: Didn't even notice that tag.

What's worse: not being a morning mare, or being a mare of the evening?

best part of the story was when twilight said checkmate

4958115 Or worse. Being both. I did that for a week last November. My job is at a restaurant that is open on Thanksgiving. Mainly for large take-out orders so people don't have to do as much preparation for it. During the week leading up to that, we (the employees) were given the chance to do Overnight shifts (8PM to 6AM) at double-pay to get everything for the orders prepared.
Monday (day shift) cheery in the morning.
Monday (Overnight) still cheery at 8PM
Tuesday (day shift) dopey smile, still cheery enough.
Tuesday (Overnight) Caffeine is a wonderful motivator to smile like Pinkie Pie
Wednesday (day shift) More caffeine. Still smiling.
Thursday (day shift) Fanta Brewed Coffee. :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:
Friday :pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiesick:
Worst idea ever. 60 working hours. Paid for 90. :twilightsheepish: Grades drooped.

I recommend, heavily, that you never, ever do something that stupid. Morning Persons should not date Night Owls.

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Sometimes the heart wants what the heart wants, and you can't do anything but to give in. :heart:

I'm both a night owl and morning person, SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!
No, but seriously, awake 'till 4AM in the morning, go to bed, wake up 'round 7AM.

For the love of Mike, did Celestia

Mike? Who's Mike?

She hadn't slept well the night before,

I see no problem with this, way to go Trixie!

"You never sat at the cool table in school, did you?"

Nnope.

Do you know how many books we can read in four hours?! Two point seven, if they're small enough. Doesn't that sound exciting?!

Neeerrdd!

Trixie is a entertainer and this entertainer does not arise before she is good, and, ready!"

Vinyl Scratch and Octavia both get seven hours of sleep and snap out of their beds.

4967230 except vinyl sleeps till 5 in the morning... unless pancakes are involved

"You never sat at the cool table in school, did you?"

Neither did I!

Is "Sparkle" supposed to be something like a pet name? It sounds a little impersonal, considering their relationship and all.

'Waking a person unnecessarily should not be considered a capital crime. For a first offense, that is.'
RAH

'Early to rise and early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead'
Y. Warner

Very Cute, :twilightsmile: And very well done. :yay:

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"For the love of Mike" is an expression.

Same as going "Oh for the love of Pete!" in exasperation.

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