Dear Applejack,
This is Spike writing to you. Okay well I guess you already knew that. Or did you? You probably thought it was Twilight writing to you right? Okay well no, i'm writing to you. Not Twilight okay! Just reminding you cause it is easy to forget. Okay anyways, wait hold on let me get Twilight to help me write these.
It's that time of the month once again for little Spike. The time of month were he ends up getting drunk pretty badly. But for some particular reason while being drunk, he wants to write the perfect love letter.
Oh yeah by the way, the "Sex" and "Teen" tag are for language. 
EDIT> Featured on, August 13th of 2014 
Chapters (1)
This looks cool!
*reads it*
That was awesome!
4846263 Thank you! I'm glad that you enjoyed it! Means a lot.
I feel like I've been in Spike's position before
Scoots death will be posted shortly
4846574 Okay
To ,two too & 2 ,Work on it,, A drunk Spike writing love letters ? Like the concept,
4846590 Will work on the 2, to, too, two thing. And thanks
4846579 I need to tell you some things though I have to rewrite it. Also the chapter are going to be in a different order but Sweetie Is first diamond is last like last time.
Another thing I want to mention is that the title is going to be different instead of scoots death it going to be " A Death to Come By."
4846629 Oh alright! When will it be posted?
4846633 I don't know I have my second day of school tomorrow then I have to think of a new plot and all that so maybe this Saturday or Sunday maybe Friday if I don't have to much homework.
Plus I need to go to bed at around 9:45 because I have wake up at 6:20 in the morning
4846658 Oh okay! Can't wait till then. Will be checking all of those days for it!
4846664 ill post the story but the chapters might not be out until around Saturday
4846674 Okay how many chapters you posting? Oh and you should go through it twice before posting.
4846680 Around 7 or 8 chapters and ok
Awww
What about Rarity?!
4847058 Well..... Rarity got married to some pony unkown so the end!
4847061
Applejack best pony! Her blush so cute! Get er Spike!
4847228 I know right Applejack is!
Don't those two just make a perfect pair? 
yay another fic im bursting with joy
Sarcasm
JK
LOL
Im all out BUT I was on a roll like in Dead Island until I ran out of bullets
Get IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4847469 You sir just won award for americas top most confusing commet!
And yes I get it. 
"If you were a booger I would pick you first."
The best pick up line.
4847495
Forget it
4847231
Yes. It is my favorite pairing with him after all.
Not sure if you need an editor, or it's supposed to be from drunk Spike's perspective. Either way it was still funny as hell.
knowing spike this aint his first rodeo
Did a drunken love letter inspire this?
4849179 No just the picture!
4848432 Spike's perspective. I figured it would go bad ass with the letter.
4849264 funnier then a bitch. God damn I could go for jack daniels right now bud light, moonshine, and Baton Rouge wine.