Trixie steals the deed to the Golden Oaks Library. She quickly finds out this doesn't mean what she thinks it means.
Inspired by this blog post by MythrilMoth.
Trixie vector create by Silentmatten
Trixie steals the deed to the Golden Oaks Library. She quickly finds out this doesn't mean what she thinks it means.
Inspired by this blog post by MythrilMoth.
Trixie vector create by Silentmatten
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Sure, there are grammatical and spelling errors, but it was funny and made me laugh. And before I go to work, that is all that matters.
I love it! Hillarious. I WANT MOARRRRRRRRRRRR
derpy dun gunna kill you in your sleep tonight
4757619
Glad it made you happy.
I also went back and caught a few errors based on your comment. Probably not perfect, but should be a bit better!
I'll be honest, I almost down voted this. Read all the way to the end though. Good work.
4757755
Glad you ultimately enjoyed it.
That Alicorn Amulet must have had some seriously nasty long-term side effects...
4757830
Hah! I love it when people actually get my more stupidly obscure references.
Oh my god
"curly down"? Think you might have...a few errors rolled into one right there.
to break
Think you meant 'Trixie' there at the beginning. Also, this sentence needs a comma or something, it's kind of a run-on.
And THEN set her on fire!
Again, that should be 'Trixie' at the beginning there.
Nice Wheel in-joke.
hoof
collar
Wow. Trixie must've hit her head HARD on something.
Oh for fucking out loud...
And the award for Learning Disability of the Year goes to...
ever
Oh my GOD Spike!
breaking and entering
Seriously, someone needs to muzzle Trixie now.
Silly Trixie. Material spell components are for zebras!
Oh for fuck's sake, Trixie, just buy the goddamn body pillow!
Some ponies just don't know when to shut the hell up.
Oh, Trixie...you need professional help...
Typo there.
Fucking HELL, Trixie, stop digging the hole deeper!
Ewwwwwww.
Ouch.
Oh look! It's a stray cutie mark from that village of pony equality from the season 5 animatic!
soot
Oh for the love of...
Another typo there.
Nice one!
Trixie is quite mad and Twilight is a bitch
4757901
Got all these! Thank you very much!
Yeah, Trixie is pretty ridiculously dumb in just about anything with a "Random" tag I write. This one is probably her at her worst, but then again, this is by far the longest one-shot with her I've written.
Shit's sake...
As stupid as Trixie is in this story, a couple of weeks is probably long enough for her to be institutionalized.
Twilight should've ended her after this
Trixie just... I can't even begin to explain how stupid she is.
She just wants to be... An asshole. And she's great at it.
just....just
I... I cannot form coherent words after reading this.
Trixie was so astonishingly stupid I feel like I have now been enlightened. I never knew characters could reach such deep levels of idiocy.
I am no longer worried about Trixie.
She's COMPLETELY batso, Her record's skipped a couple of grooves, A few grains short of a full rice bowl. TrixieOP.2.0 has net the Blue screen of Death.
This... somehow comforts me.
You get a like.
Oh dear. There are few words that can describe this. Cractacular comes to mind I suppose. I have to agree with the idea that the Alicorn Amulet did some very bad things to her already warped psyche.
My response to pretty much everything Trixie said...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0
Still had me cracking up though so kudos.
I am, surprisingly, okay with this interpretation of Trixie.
You were giving Spike some pretty good lines (the kind from the first two seasons, which he needs to start breaking out again), but that's where I lost it. Many more such moments followed.
Twilight is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything, but Trixie is the planet Earth (Version 2.0). And judging by his flashback, Spike is probably Zaphod Beeblebrox, but smarter.
Beautiful ending, too! Spike and Trixie spending any time together, no matter what they're doing, is golden. Also, I'm on board with Trixie here...there is something familiar about those two in a hole. I sense it. A premise I've not felt since—
Congrats on the feature!
Just how small did Spike get? Because perhaps while eating ice cream in Trixie's hole in the ground, Trixie can be reminded of the sequel to "go down the hooooole" by being in Trixie's hole while being in her hole in the ground.
Thats how I react when people fuck up my desktop.
Was that word mix-up intentional? I honestly can't tell given how Trixie acts in this story.
This was amazing. You are amazing. I'm amazed at just how much this story made me laugh, lol.
4759222 For me it's more like:
"Can I make them know pain now?" while looking something like this:
That was pretty damn funny
4759143
Thank you!
I wonder if she digs on robot porn too:
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Well, that was fun.
...
Let's never do that again.
There needs to be more stories about ponies and property rights.
Man, Trixie has it bad for TS! I know that feel, except for the licking and sniffing and breaking and entering.
I think Twilight needs to get a restraining order...
I think you've opened up a rather entertaining window into the world of an absolutely batshit insane mega-stalker.
Ouch... That hurt to read. Though I am not sure if it was from the painful levels of stupid coming from Trixie or from falling out of my chair after laughing too hard. It's very rare that I can find a comedy in this style that I enjoy, let alone one that actually gets me to laugh. Usually they just annoy the hell out of me. So, kudos on your success. I'm going to go fix my chair now.
Karma!
Hole? that's referencing That eh Spike Trixie story with the Well
I fell off my chair!
Wow, I lost track of how many times I facepalmed during that story. Well done!
First off,
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Second, this was awesome AND disturbing AND funny at the same time! Fawsturbing?
That's either really disturbing or really hot, I'm not sure which.
4762002 That's Trixie's issue as well.
this is just as funny as the one story where Twilight Sparkle gets drunk and writes letters to all of her friends.
Dun Dun Dun! Twilight has a (not so) secret stalker XD
4762096 Yay. We could be a club.
: Trixie does not want to be in a club with a ruffian like you.
But I know this super special café where Twilight goes out to eat on Tuesdays and Thursdays from 11:30 to 12:30 exactly and we could watch her eat her daisy sandwich (with extra mayo and spicy mustard), savor some Earl Gray tea and read her most recent book, I mean, enjoy a nice brunch together.
: You make a good argument. Trixie will join you for
Twilight Stalkingbrunch and club.It was so funny! I haven't laughed like this since five minutes ago! Ah the laughs.
Loved it so much would consider having printed out and engraved to have the small story to read at hand.
Smelly spell components? This is the second time in a week I've seen a 8-bit Theatre reference. Is that long-dead webcomic making an inexplicable comeback?
Why does it not surprise me that Trixie would act like this...?