Starlight Glimmer wished to get out of friendship lessons for the day. Be careful what you wish for.
I don't actually hate Glim-Glam all that much, but when inspiration rings you up...
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Oh ha ha ha Trump joke your so clever...
No words
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Just dreams.
...what were you smoking when you came up with this?
Silly and enjoyable. Also, now I want a Starlight Glimmer face salad
7959914 Ten doses of heroine
The heck.
Can't even… guh… eh?
I am reminded of a certain commentator named Harry who, every time the Orange entity did anything, would post the most wonderful GIF's of dumpster fires; the pic you use as a story image happens to be his personal favourite.
You know, after awhile I've gotten pretty used to your level of insanity. And then this happened...
...
Seriously, I need some time to process this. It was entertaining, yes, but also one of the most utterly baffling things I've read in a long time. Just...
...
WHAT!?
Hilarious, absolutely hilarious.
7959917 Shouldn't you be writing?
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
4:9_2/19/2017
Oh lord that was just wrong!
*haven't read yet*
So Starlight is replaced whit the 2016 election
7959910
*You're*
Well, it's definitely NOT
45then.I've said it before, I'll say it again: the human world is Equestria's toilet.
Well, I often have trouble telling the difference between Starlight Glimmer and a dumpster fire, so I can see how Twilight might make the same mistake.
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I wouldn't call it a dumpster fire.
I'd call it 4chan vs The Patriots.
It was so much like a MGS game that I was expecting nanomachines to come into play at some point.
Question. What the hell were you on when you thought of this and where can I get some?
*claps*
Aw, poor Starlight, and just when she had suddenly become less annoying in some unquantifiable way. I hope that dumpster fire can live up to her example.
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A story about a talking dumpster fire? Man, talk about stretching disbelief. :V
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Stretched like your mother
Learning how to deal with total, inevitable, catastrophic failure is a Very Important Lesson.
7959910
It really was, wasn't it?
...Well then.
Me while reading this story:
"How could Twilight confuse Starlight with a raging dumpster fire?!HOW?!I'm totally with Starlight here!"
What is the actual difference between the two, though.
I love how Trump supporters automatically associate political orange transdimensional talking poo with their President.
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Like the Fox news story that labels a tag that says "NO FASCIST" as anti-Trump graffiti.
The what's of evens xd
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Oh come now, you can't honestly expect me to believe there's another human being more sick of the lack of unity and constant bickering than they are of the figurehead itself. I really want that individual snowflake label and refuse to accept any evidence that contradicts it.
"United" States, indeed... This whole Clinton vs Trump garbage instilled a deep shame in me. Shame that I fought overseas for this nation. Freaking sheep obsessed with the struggle between two equally awful pieces of shit which in turn only represent the two awful "sides" this nation's voters take. Why can we not compromise and find solutions acceptable to everyone? Why can't we respect everyone else's rights? Why can't we at least make the effort?
Why can't we Unite?
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Where is the right place, I wonder? Thumbs up to you regardless.
7960100 this is the appropriate question...
7963042 Don't you understand? That's a reference to a future prequel story! (If Celestia can be mistaken as an Ohio class submarine, Twilight as a firetruck, most of the cast by inanimate objects, and Sunset as a man on fire, anything is possible.)
This comment is not supposed to be taken seriously. Therefore: all replies will be taken just as seriously as I intended this comment.
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Oh, that's easy - one is a disgusting, uncontrollable destroyer of anything it touches that only an imbecile would willingly go anywhere near and the other is a predictable punchline.
7963388 right there with you. Trump was a McPopulist (populism as real as the meat in the chicken mcnuggets) who has thus far made his main goal to be a pure racist and enrich himself. And Clifton was a neoliberal and corporatist disaster who would be doing favors for anyone with a six figure check for her foundation. Neither one would be a good president. It's like comparing two dumpster fires to find which one stank the least.
7959914 The fumes of a dumpster fire, obviously.
7969231 Ha ha, you still think Trump's a racist.
He really doesn't care. Everyone's beneath him, you see?
I understand completely, since everyone's beneath me! Yes, you're all underevolved little scum beings wallowing about in your own filth in the dark mire far below the brilliant exalted pillar upon which I stand.
Mine is a high and lonely destiny as I continue to advance toward the penultimate form of a supreme energy being.
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WE SHALL BURN YOUR PUNY WORLD TO ITS CORE!!!
7963042 Considering the "No Fascist" tag shows up after the election... it's rather obvious who it's in reference to.
Sheesh, learn how to get a clue.
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It's not that I don't understand how the connection was made; just that it's humorous that his supporters made the assumption it was about him. Did they carbon date the tag or something? Idk, I don't even science.
It's like me saying "I can't stand stupid people" to nobody in particular and someone else replying "Hey, don't call me stupid!"
7976002 It's called 'context'.
If you flash a picture of a guy's face, then follow it right up with the word 'Nazi', the association is instantly made between the two.
In practice, it's used often more subtly than that... though lately it's been shouted out overtly.
Hey, kids. I see you're having fun playing the "Who can be a smugger twat in front of the other" game. Would you like me to come in here and ruin the game and mass-media-induced trumpphobia by posting facts?
7976002
orange shouting terror dump monster
>orange shouting terror dump monster
>orange shouting tr ump monster
I'm just kidding. We knew it was a Trump joke because unfunny, unintelligent crybabies have been regurgitating that garbage since Trump showed up and threatened Soros's stranglehold on America. There's also the fact that it had no relevant in a "Hurr durr I'm so random and funny ponies mistake Suelight Glimmer for a dumpster fire and vice versa" fic, and "Magic turned stuff clogging the toilet into an orange shouting terror dump monster" is stupid, forced, and childish enough to be modern liberal humor.
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You're an idiot.
8033692 So this is your limit? That's the smartest thing you have to say?
8034011
Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves.
I mean.. come on, man. Look at your profile. And you actually approve of that bumbling cacafuego. There's no way to explain to you what's wrong with your opinions, I don't know personally what problems you have in your life that's lead you to them, and you don't really matter in the first place. Not wasting my time. You're only getting this much because I ate too much kimchi yesterday.
Feeling better?
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>cacafuego
Curses! You've found the one flaw in my otherwise-perfect debate strategy: Sucking at the art of debate so much that I feel bad for you! How can I convince you you're wrong if you think whining about how I'm "Just wrong" is a rational argument?
...Just kidding! I just have to point out that if I was wrong, you'd be able to prove it. You wouldn't sit there whining about how much you believe that you shouldn't have to prove it because it's "So obvious". You hate Trump and Trump supporters, so if you actually had a point or any facts, you'd wave them in my face the second I gave you an excuse to do so. Your own blind animalistic tribalistic hatred is your own undoing! Oh, the dramatic irony!
Oh, and
>Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves.
I guess this makes you a bigot, a fool, and a slave. After all, I'm here, ready for an open debate and honest argument, and you're there, insulting me and then trying to play the part of the wise old hermit too intelligent for trivial things like actually proving he's right. Sad!
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I think this sums up our opinions of each other quite nicely.
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Wrong again.
You think I'm stupid because I think differently from you.
You've proven yourself to be stupid because "You stoopid! U just wrong because I said so! So there!" is apparently the best argument you can think of.
Now, you can keep on acting like a crybaby until I get bored and leave, and you declare yourself the winner by default because it's the only way you could ever win an argument... Or you can put up your dukes, get out your sources, and we can have ourselves an open debate.
Here, allow me to make the first real move worth anything.
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8037673
Goodness, this is really stuck in your craw. I'll humor you for a moment then.
Trumpists (I use this term to distinguish them from the bulk of Republicans; Trumpists occupy a spot on the scale that's so extreme Right that it doesn't align with any parties outside of Fascist variants, though it's neither accurate or reasonable to call a Trumpist facist) hold very strong opinions on a wide number of issues, which ultimately boil down to Looking Out for #1. His "America First" pitch (bizarrely enough, this is borrowed from the American Nazi party circa 1940; more mud in the water to confuse the actual issues) is contrary to my personal held belief that our rights end where someone else's begin. Please let me explain that before going on.
You have the rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, as well as the freedoms of religion, speech, the press, to stand up against foreign agents forcibly occupying our nation, and the like. Many people use these rights as an excuse to take the same rights away from others though; for example, the classic "I believe in God and He says gays are going to Hell, and allowing them to get married violates the sanctity of marriage." Well.. that works well enough in a nation with a state religion, where a single gospel is universally accepted as law, but in America, you're telling Jim and Billy that their belief in God is incorrect. That's fine, tell them that all you want, but you can't use the government to keep them apart, because that's taking away their rights.
Similar arguments extend to the other groups Trumpists ostracize. Muslims, for instance. Now, of course the dictates technically simply ban people from those nations, not because of their religious views, but that's like Canterlot banning all travelers from Cloudsdale. Most of them are gonna be Pegasi. We can bicker back and forth about religious freedom in this context, but ultimately it comes down to Americans wanting to feel safe. Yes, Americans should feel safe, but I don't think it's worth the lives of thousands of innocents to prevent the possibility that one or two sleeper agents might hurt some people. Those people should have the rights to liberty and life- "Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”
That's posted at the feet of the Statue of Liberty. I personally went overseas on and off from '03 to '07, US Army medic with 2ACR and 4/2ID, I joined because I was kind of pissed about 9/11 still and I believed those words to the bottom of my heart. I got to see a lot of how people live there.. in fear, squalor, desperation, sometimes literally in houses made of garbage. Got to try and help a lot of hurt folks.. a lot of folks were hurt by our troops too, but let's not get into whether there was actually WMD there or not, that's beside the point. When I think of the possibility of a terrorist doing that to my daughter, it makes me sick.. but not as sick as it makes me feel to know that it happens to kids and innocents by the thousands over there, every day.
We can't change the world these people live in. But I think we should help them. Have you ever held a dying child, Silver Star? Have you ever looked into their little eyes and held their little hand until those eyes stop moving because a third of the body is missing after a teenager in an American uniform threw a grenade into a nursery and you want them to know that someone cares at least enough to hold them while they go to meet Allah?
But no.. I suppose not. America First. Screw the gays, they're not American because they don't follow your American Jesus. Screw women, they should be able to take a joke because Americas run by white men. Screw Muslims, it doesn't matter with the torture and the genocide, they were born in the wrong place. Screw Mexicans, they just keep coming up here desperate for work and paving our roads (Side note: they do pay their taxes; every state bordering Mexico has sales tax. Federal doesn't really count- who knows literally any single person that lives below the poverty line who doesn't get a tax refund every year?).
Your party represents to me simple, unfaltering greed. Greed that is costing people their lives... greed that disregards this fact because it doesn't see those people as being People. I don't hate you, Silver Star. But I am ashamed that I fought in the name of your freedom. I am ashamed that this vulgar man was elected on a platform of being the loudest one and telling people to only care about themselves.
Say what you will, but I'm out. My plane leaves for Manila 5/1/2017 and I'm not coming back. Doesn't matter. I'm just one guy, and I'm not you. ...it all kind of makes me wonder what you're doing on a website dedicated to "Friendship is Magic", what with the generosity and kindness and all, but, whatever.
Peace out.
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Is the fact that the people in Iraq helped to hide Saddam beside the point as well? What about the Vietnam War? Is that beside the point?
8038745
See, this is exactly what I'm getting at. The "people" were subjugated to genocide under Saddam, He killed almost 2 million people. The only ones who helped hide him were his remaining loyal military forces, many of whom defected as soon as U.S. troops crossed the border. Met one of them in San Antonio back in 2012, running the Head Start program for disabled elementary kids. Good guy, had a laugh about the whole thing; he led his company in surrendering to the unit I was attached to. I dunno about Vietnam, never went there myself.
See, people spout of about facts without actually knowing facts or having any sort of personal experience... I don't call you idiots for being poorly educated with little practical real world experience, I call you idiots because you bark really, REALLY loud to make up for it.