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Flying Fantasy Horse
I can be both a positive sunflower and a cynical f**k. It depends which life I am living. (Formerly known as Riffmaster)
Flying Fantasy Horse
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I think Twilight needs to put her new tool to the test, dood... There were six holes in front of her after all, dood.
Edit: I just remembered that there are ten available holes in Ponyville for her aswell, dood... Twenty four holes if she's really into deepthroating, dood.
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I think you missed the parody aspect of this, man.
4747021 Oh I know it's a parody and don't actually expect you to do anything with what I said, dood. Just throwing it out there because of my love of Futa-Twilight, dood.
I thought this was kinda funny, though Cadance felt kinda... lame, dood. Oh well.
Well. That was interesting XD very very random. Got a Lol outa me!
I don't think Twilight's break downs ever get old.
That was interesting!!!!!!!
Ive read alot in my time, but still...
What the fuck?
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Don't even know myself.
*reads this, then I think and think and think* Okay, this has the possibility of being a good short, maybe 2-3 chapters. but if this is all there is then Im down checking it in a couple weeks
>complete
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
A story where Twilight get a cock and not only does she not want it, but she feels betrayed by her mentor? More please!
Erm...
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Don't worry, you can remove this from memory tomorrow.
4747550 ono goodbye sleep...
The FUCK did I just read!!!...and also I think whatever remained of my sanity died and shriveled away...
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Well, it wouldn't surprise me, considering that I just wrote down crazy ramblings and released it here.
Sorry about your sanity, though...
4747849 yea...I mean it was written well but I want to know what sick and strange force in this cruel world compelled you to write that?
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Well, it started out as an attempt to satire clop in general.
Really, it just gave me weird stares and a couple new fans.
4747876 the writing was good and all but the fact that female alicorns get dicks is a bit...nerve wracking.
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That's good for business!!!
THIS is AMAZING!!!
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A regular day in the life of the clop factory.
4748239 *sigh*...I guess I...I...I got nothin'...but I think I lost the ability to sleep...
4748264 fuckity fuck fuck lil' ol' me!!!
I agree you should make this into a 2-3 chapter short because now........I'm wondering what happens next and want to read more
We are sorry, we couldn't contain thine laughter.
I don't understand why this one has so many downvotes.
Haven't read it yet, but... shouldn't it be "The Princess' Club"?
EDIT: And half a rant deleted. Downvoted because, among its many, many, MANY other failures... it fails at being a parody. There's nothing funny or even in the least bit ironic here. And the purpose of satire... to point out a failing of something or someone in an amusing way... is also nowhere to be found.
Well, I liked it. But I think that cadence shouldn't have said the things she did. It's something she just would never say about twilight. I may hate cadence with a passion, but I know for a fact she would not ever say anything like that about twilight.
But otherwise it was great. Could have used just a little but less penis though.
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Well, I tried.
Reluctant futa rape? I like. When is the sequel cumming out?
I realize this is parody. Would read it if it was not tho.
What the proverbial ****?
4750877 My...sentiments...exactly.
What happened to Twilight, Celestia, Luna and Cadance? And what is this chapter? I DONT UNDERSTAND!!! PLEASE SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME!!!
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Okay, for those who are confused, and for those who didn't read the Authors Note at the end of the chapter:
I put this story in the Futaquestria group. By mistake, I placed it in the Rainbow Dash and Chrysalis group. So to meet the requirement and not to get the group moderators mad at me, I wrote this little thing because I didn't know what else to write.
I Like how Twilight refused them. She should stay as far away from them as posible and find a way to getrid of all their dicks to punish them.
I had no idea what was going to go down, and I was not disappointed. That was awesome. This story got one of those good gut laughs out of me, and then balanced that with a touch of sadness for Twilight.
Not what I was expecting. At all.
Could Chrysalis be a part of the princess club later?
Also, Rainbow never paid for that gender change I gave her.
Shut up Zephyr, you're not in this story.
Wat.
I mean, I read the authors notes and all, but...
Wat.
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I didn't really expect anyone to really read it.
I should really change the chapter name.
4770388 To what? And Dash Indirectly Assisted Storage?
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The name came from the song by Korn, which stood for "All Day I Dream About Sex".
4774410 Ah. Thanks for the clarification on that.
This is that fucked up, it was actually funny........... I have no more words
I am both confused and have a Bonner. WTF!!!!!
4993315 One, it's BONER. Two, I agree. Fuck Life. Here, have a mindfuck! They're FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Like I believe I said in the last chapter...... WTF
This... is all sorts of mindfuck...
...Just...fuck...
Ha! 71 dislikes!
I have officially seen things I can not unseen.