Tom the Rock is a connoisseur of what really makes the ladies swoon. This fact has been undisputed for years.
That is, until a long time rival rears his ugly, faceted face. The challenges will take him to the breaking point and a figure from a past best left forgotten will be the judge between his victory or defeat.
You rock my world, Tom.
Because this story is too awsawesome for a space!!!!
What the hell did I just read?
You've taken all my yeses and left me not a no to give. Well done, sir.
fuck you taco
4727535 thanks
4727519 I appreciate it.
Hmmm? Oh, well, this is interesting. An unholy trinity is going around dumping downvotes in these here comments. How curiously pathetic. Organized attack? Single autist with alts? Anyone's guess. Smart to leave the story alone, though.
As for the story... it was weird, but for some reason, I still liked it. Tom needs more love, after all.
EDIT: Thanks for proving my point, downvoters. I do hope you're enjoying yourselves. Clearly, you don't have anything better to do than click a button, at 1 AM. With all the time you apparently have to stalk this page, I imagine there are plenty of far more productive things to be done. This doesn't appear to be the case, unfortunately. Sad, really. I pity you.
~Blinkie
What the hell is this now? I was interested when I noticed a story about Tom, but the sex tag just made it confusing.