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Midnight herald


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It's a hot summer day, and the Mane Six are eating lunch together. Fluttershy is enjoying her burger immensely. But in the presence of a certain apple farmer, could she possibly be after more than just a good sandwich?

DISCLAIMERS: I planned,wrote and edited this between 2-4 in the morning. Any inconsistencies, confusion, etc. probably stems from that.
I blame my buddy Lion for absolutely everything to do with this story. Send him some love; he's awesome.

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Comments ( 36 )

Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

This is my favorite thing ever. :yay:

Carl's Jr./Hardee's should think about hiring Fluttershy.

I loved this. Honestly, I wish this wasn't a one-shot, but I know it has to be.

A few nitpicks:

Pinchy shoulder, Itchy knee

itchy

Rainbow's Jaw

jaw

wonderbolts

Wonderbolts

Also, I'm going to die without knowing exactly what Pinchy shoulder, itchy knee means!

4701327 Hint on the "Pinchy shoulder, itchy knee..." There's a sex tag on the story for a reason. :raritywink:

I'll fix those capitalizations; thanks for pointing them out. And I'm glad you enjoyed the story.

4701327 oh, it's actually a really weird feeling really, your shoulder blade gets caught against some muscle and it won't go away and then your kneecap starts to itch, but then it starts to hurt if you scratch it:twilightsheepish:

4701327 It's obvious that somepony's getting laid. :moustache:

You should make this a series: "Fluttershy eats various foods. Sexily."

I vote for jalapeños at some point.

This was more fun than the fic about Fluttershy making out with a bowl of soup. :pinkiehappy:

4701338 4701646 What, you mean they're not sharing a cupcake? :pinkiegasp: Thanks for clearing that up. :rainbowlaugh: :twilightblush:

This is almost as terrible as Applejack Eats a Peach. Almost. Clearly this is a prequel.

Though I don't think the muscles are really what would draw Fluttershy in that direction. Then again, there's always Bulk Biceps...

Poor Twilight. :facehoof:

Um...

That's all I got. Um.

Everything Fluttershy does is sexy. :yay:

That's a good burger.

Fluttershy can do this thing.

Because she's Fluttershy. Whatever she does is cute.

sexily (SEHX-ill-lee)
adv.
1. In a sexy manner. Fluttershy eats oatburgers sexily.

If this is anywhere as good as Fluttershy enjoys a bowl of soup then it'll gain all of my yes for the week.

Oh my. This was much different than I expected. Much better than I dared to hope.

You get my weekly allotted portion of yes.

Hah. That was a silly and fun story. Thanks for writing, Midnight herald. As always, I love seeing how quickly you are able to grasp a character and ease us into a scene.

That was great :pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh::facehoof:

Note to self: Do not read hilarious fics in public. Stuffing your fist in your mouth in public in an attempt to stifle laughter will earn you many odd looks.

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Yeah. I nearly bit through my knuckles on one of those.

Until the end, I wasn't sure if Applejack was extremely unperceptive or was able to keep everything in check to an impressive degree. :ajsmug:

Hilarious story. Loved every second of it.:rainbowlaugh:

Poor Twilight. I know that feeling. Weird friends. No explanations. :twilightoops:

Ah, well. Great story. If I have any complaints, it would be that it's too short.

Oh, and I agree with the others - we need more "Fluttershy Eats Food Sexily" stories.

This is something i can see happen.:twilightblush:

This is fucking brilliant!
Has a fav.

This makes me horny. And hungry. (Horngry?)
I ate a burger before I read this silly thing and now I need to raid the fridge again!:rainbowlaugh:
This gets an upvote.

Mares couldn’t have too much mystery, after all. Then nopony would understand them.

Tad late for that, Fluttershy, don't you think?


4701977 Or popsicles! Please do popsicles!

4731476

My vote is for soylent green.

That... was a thing that happened. I liked it.

This story...

Happened. That is all.

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