Thunder & Lightning

by Jetto

Bonus #2,5: Bunnies no more

"Did you mean what you said earlier? About the bunnies? Or did you say that only to not hurt me?"

"Pfft, Sil, you know me better than that. Why would I lie to you?"

"Oh, ok." The filly nodded and they walked a bit longer in silence. "Can I have that drawing back?"

"Yeah, sure, just..." Diamond Tiara stopped. Her eyes shot wide as a realization hit her.

---

Lunch was drawing itself longer than he imagined, so he rushed back to the school playground, hoping he's not too late. Once Chowder got there, Rumble was nowhere to be seen. Assuming his friend was going to be late, he shrugged and sat down on the bench. He unfolded the candy bar he brought, licked his lips and smelled the chocolate delight. Other than almonds, he smelled something else. Something really nice and pleasant. Ignoring the snack for a moment, he looked around for the source, finding it to be a folded piece of paper lying on the grass. He picked it up and started reading.

"Dear Rumble, I've been watching you fro--..."

He couldn't even finish the first sentence, as the letter was violently swiped from his hooves by none other, than tiara-wearing pink filly. Diamond Tiara ripped the letter to pieces, rolled the remains in a ball, ate it, chewed for a while before swallowing, showing a great disgust on her face.

He blinked.

Diamond Tiara held a hoof at her mouth to prevent herself from vomiting. Apparently, eating paper with perfumes was not healthy for a growing foal.
"Drat, I forgot I wasn't supposed to eat bunnies!" She whined as her tummy made strange noises.

Chowder blinked again. He raised his hoof and opened his mouth, but Diamond Tiara beat him to it.
"Nopony will believe you!" She said, then turned away and left.

He blinked for the third time.
"...what?"

---

"Hey Chowder, sorry it took so long..." Rumble stopped, as he noticed his friend standing on the playground, doing nothing other than occasionally blinking. "You alright?"

Chowder turned to him. Many questions and words were on his mind. He asked the one that was nagging him the most.
"What's a prowiss?"

Author's Note:

And that's why ponies don't eat bunnies.

Or something.

Bet you thought I forgot about the lost letter, eh? Sorry, this writer plans ahead all the time. If he spent half the time from planning on writing, he'd be already halfway his next story... what? I'm not allowed to brag without also insulting myself at the same time.

Also, this is the definite end of Thunder and Lightning, unless I think of something else. Thank you for reading, and I'll see you next time.

Comments

[UniqueSKD]

I thought Blossomforth had her tag by now?

[Jetto]

5606788 Nope, she did not.

[Hopeful_Ink_Hoof]

"I found this love-letter covered in perfume to Rumble, when all of a sudden Diamond Tiara came up, grabbed it, and ate it. Then she said something about not eating bunnies and ran off." -- Yeah. I'm pretty sure that no one would believe him.

I think that we need more of Diamond Tiara being horribly awkward while attempting to be nice. It's funny all on its own.

[UniqueSKD]

5606824 Huh. I could have sworn she had one. Oh well.

[BrownDog77]

Another great story man, took a bit, but it was worth it. Can't wait for the next one

[Jetto]

5648604 Feel free to point them at me, I don't see any.

[Try Hard]

In case you didn't notice the notifications, I just read the entire series over the past 3 or so days. I like the twist on things and very much look forward to future stallion-verse stories!

I really gotta see more of that Lightning Dust tho.

I like romance. A lot.

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...

Probably more than I should.

[Princess OtakuGeek]

We've done Soarin and Thunderlane, who's next? I personally can't wait for the Doctor's own story. Eeeeeeee!!!! Please post a new story soon.

[Jetto]

5725403 New story is in progress (two in fact, but one doesn't involve Stallion Six). The next one will be about all of them, Doctor included.

[Majk]

Dang, i can't get enough of those stories, i adore your Stallionverse dude/ette/other.

[GearShift77]

Other tag stands for Blossomforth (who has no tag),

Blossomforth has one now:
https://www.fimfiction.net/tag/blossomforth

Though I don't know if you will still add her since there is a limit on characters.