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Now that I made you laugh, you are now my best friend we shall engage in various activities that Best friends do from, Bowling, playing video games, camping, and long walks on the beach

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Honey Badger visits Ponyville and wrecks stuff.
But now Honey Badger is going mess stuff up around the globe everywhere, follow Honey Badger as he travels around Equestria not caring and taking what he wants.
Narrator: Samuel Jackson
Warning very extreme profanity.
Update:Honey Badger is going to be continued with more chapters since I can't leave him alone.

Chapters (3)
Comments ( 10 )

That was fucking beautiful :rainbowlaugh:

Every time I read this I just imagine it being voiced by Abraham Lincoln, the Whitest Kids You Know Version.

"But did Honey Badger die? No, because Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!"

Honey Badger just takes what it wants.

This is so beautiful....there are no words to describe it. Expect, HONEY BADGER DON'T CARE, HONEY BADGER DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT!!

Why does this story exist?

Because Honey Badger.

Good work.

Honey Badger best creature !

Oh my god......THIS....THIS IS.......THIS IS AWESOME. GANGSTA CELESTIA BEST CELESTIA!!!

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