By now you think, Celestia has heard of Honey Badger fucking Blueblood up right? You bet your fucking mustache right. Celestia was in the throne room when the Elements of Harmony walked in. Now this Celestia you think she spoke in a motherly tone? Fuck no.
"Yo, Twilight dawg, words out that there is a mother-fucking Honey Badger throwing down hands here in Canterlot!", Celestia said before covering her mouth with her hoof, eyes widened.
"Damn my voice really sound like that?", Celestia said in the same accent. Right now, the Elements were proccessing, what the fuck happened to their majesty. Why did she sound like a West Philadelphia resident? Why the fuck am I asking you these questions? And why the fuck did Samuel Jackson agree to play a part in Snake on a Plane?
"Umm, Princess Celestia, you voice.", Fluttershy said before hiding behind her beautiful long ass mane. Look at that shit, she's fucking adorable. If she told me to kill someone, I'll do it! No questions asked. Anyways while they were pondering on what happened to Celestia's voice a guard burst into the throne room like he owned that bitch.
"Celestia! It's your nephew! He was attacked!", the guard said through gasps of air.
"Serves that nigga right!", Celestia said before her eyes widened.
"Um, your majesty, what is wrong with your voice?"
"Nothin'!"