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ScousePone


You will always be a loser and that's okay.

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If they're both female, why is this in the Straight Shipping group? Might want to remove it.

Other than that, nice, sweet little clopfic, dude. :ajsmug:

4472904 My mistake, must've just tossed it in every group I saw! I'll remove it right now.

oh , from the description i thought this was going to be a revers tg where shining is originally a female and then cadance tg's him into a male......

4472935 I wanted to make Shining the only female here, mostly because I don't really like the R63 designs for mares when they become stallions
EDIT: Meant gender swap, not female. Whoopsies!

That was. . . far from what I expected. Still, bravo. This was enjoyable, if short.

-HB

4472976 but , cadance is another female in the story :l .....

4473018 If you found this from the Straight Shipping group, I said a few replies back that I didn't mean to put it in there; sorry for the confusion!

4473048 in your reply to me though you said shining was the only female in the story.....

4473106 Oh my word, I'm all mixed up, aren't I? Sorry, meant to make Shining the only GENDER SWAP in this story

4473109 yeah k....

Might want to change the *hand* part when gleaming slips it into her pursue to hoof lol other than that :) nice job

4473342 It's anthro, so they don't have hooves

4473348 my bad...I didn't see the tag...that I plainly see now

My only issue is with the title; to me, what I come up with is this 'modest proposal'.

4473348
Yooooo can we read the honeymoon?

4473815
It is a strange day that I see someone complain about a lack of baby-eating.

4474061 "Gleaming and Cadance had sweet, passionate anthro horse sex and then their wedding almost got ruined. The End."

4474322 I just wrote it in my reply to that other guy

4474354 I don't imagine their story being any different than the one that's told in the show. Only difference would be that Shining is a girl. I imagine everything playing out just like it did.

Damn you for ending it on that cliffhanger! Write up another chapter!

SFC
SFC #23 · May 31st, 2014 · · 93 ·

You bronies disgust me. By your logic, it would be okay to rape an equine. This fandom would be a lot better without you cloppers. There is a reason why people find us odd: pony shaggers like you clop to ponies in your own autistic ways. Please stop, our reputation is already dying.

Just out of curiosity, is the title borrowed from the Johnathan Swift book?

4474980
As if it wasn't dying already.:rainbowlaugh:

4474980
Your disgust only makes my boner harder.

>Title is A Modest Proposal
>story has nothing to do with eating babies
HERESY!

4475002 No, one of my proofreaders recommended the title to me. I wasn't aware that it related to eating babies.

So many hater messages.... And I didn't read a single line :rainbowlaugh:

Of course it's fucking anthro. Just when it seems like it's gonna be good, I see that little brown Anthro box.

4474980
Ah, but people like you killed it in the first place.

Anthro Ponies!!!! :heart::heart::heart:

R34 Shining Armour!!!!! :heart::heart::heart:

Slutty Cadence!!!!!!!! :heart::heart::heart::heart:

SFC
SFC #35 · May 31st, 2014 · · 8 ·

4476233
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I don't usually reply to horsefuckers, but you're an exception.

Riz

4475918
Who drew the pict ?

That was a fascinating clop :pinkiehappy: Not bad, well done

4475910 I'd say its more of a darkish teal.

4476583

You know what teal is, right?

4476675 Yes, a similar shade as those depicted in the rainbow, except teal has a strange glimmer to it. Some say teal glows brightest at night, and many have mistaken it to be pixie dust flowing in the breeze.
Shrek is also teal colored, he lures in unsuspecting victims to his shack where he proceeds to rape and kill them. His victims range from 5 to 10.
Mickey Mouse is also teal colored, he physically abuses Pluto in his sleep. As well as fondles him.
So yes, I know what teal is.

4474980 Show me a fandom without porn and we'll stop.

4475615 Dude don't apologize. You didn't come across as an ass you explained the very sound and logical argument with as much calm and decorum as was needed. Award yourself a moustache because that was the gentleman's putdown right there. :moustache:

BCS
BCS #43 · May 31st, 2014 · · 6 ·

Stopped reading at "hands" ... I missed the "anthro" warning apparently. Blech. Takes me right out of the story and setting of Equestria.

4477013 Welcome. Now all we need is one with sunglasses... that isn't Photo Finish

Comment posted by Cliophidian deleted May 31st, 2014

4474177
It's not entirely unheard of. Take a look at the tale of The baby-eating aliens! :pinkiecrazy:

4474980 sir cookie I love your enthusiasm, but I fear you're complaint is an warranted on this website. Maybe you would have an easier time, if you simply avoided this type of literature. Instead of yelling at people, who quite frankly, don't give a rats ass about you're opinion.

4477490 That's his shtick. He is a self confessed troll. He gets a jolly out of putting people down and watching them react. For every 'dude, why are you even here', he busts a load all over his keyboard.

He has posted on hundreds of clop fics.

4476327
Excuse me, but... expressing your opinions like this makes it worse. The best course of action is to just leaves these 'cloppers' alone and well... just keep your opinion to yourself. That is of course if you wish to make the situation worse.

4477651 eh, I knew that was probably the case. I still just wanted to be nice about it though.

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