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Lucky Seven


Abuse my love a thousand times, However hard I try, Heartbreaker; your time has come, Can't take your evil way ♫♫♫

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Celestia is going to help Twilight rebuild her tree, and she's going to make it the best tree ever.

I bet yew guys thought you'd seen the last of these tree stories.

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But really, take this seriously at your own risk. It's not my problem if you get upset over it.

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All that... Wood

I can hear myself in Celestia's dialogue. Pun-hating Celestia should be a thing. Treebuilding.. really, Twilight? Celestia is gonna get you! :trollestia:

This deserves feature, I can taste it! No, that's just all that wood - I MEAN WHAT?!

Why did yew do this? I mean, this story might get you pretty poplar, but still. I don't think it wood, though.
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READ MY COMMENT AND BE ANGERED BY THE PUNS!

4463108 At this point, if people make puns for the sake of trying to test me, I am immune, so bleh!

I thought it was comical at Celestia's reaction to Twilight's first tree pun, and her question to install a 'Super Ultra Mega Death Ray Deluxe 3000’ on Twilight's roof. XD

What the fuck did i just read

Masterpiece.

I was pining for some puns, and this definitely satisfied the itch. I'd even go so far as to say I was barking up the right tree. :eeyup:

4499749 You are a true bro

I'm quite releafed to hear that. :trixieshiftleft:
I have to ash yew, though, if it was oak-ay to avoid continuing the punslaught? :trollestia:

4499781 I'm afraid I have to log this pun

4583872 Oh? Did my puns offend? Yew poor sap yew, having to see to such acorny post.
But at least you get to stick it to me.
Unless your anger stems from jealousy at my skills as a pungeon master?

These tree puns are getting old though. Maybe I should... Branch out? :trollestia:

“But do we have the wood?”

“Oh trust me, Twilight, I’ve got wood,” Celestia grinned.

“Y-you do?”

“Yeah, it’s over there in that pile, see?” Celestia asked, pointing to a pile of wood to their right.

This is why you're my husbando. The puns were the best part.

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