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TrombonePlayingPony
I'm a pony playing the trombone. What more do you want? Well, I also write stuff sometimes.
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disgustingly cute............. with superhuman powers.
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And with beings on DBZ Kai teir level of fighting. I mean if imps get killed by a rolling fat person I doubt they would stand against twilight in season 4.
4459129 well that situation is done, with the pwoers returned and all, but even then even normal school mares cna break down houses.
4459111
Only a few have superhuman powers.
Disprove me.
4459313
Hah! Have you met me? I'm a Faust fanboy all the way.
Most of the dangerous spells are restricted to Twilight, the Alicorns, the big bad, and Shining.
RD barely hit Mach 1, she's slower than the civilian super-sonic jet.
Yeah, it does. If they haven't consistently smashed a building, outside of gag feats, then it doesn't count.
I leave you with this:
i.imgur.com/i2R8ehx.jpg
4459339
What? Blasts the equivalent of 35mm cannons?
4459357
One pegasi has done it. No other pegasi can do it.
I'm warning you now, do not fight me when it comes to Mrs. Faust.
Also, how?
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Did Paddle not explain this last time?
Have you even passed the fifth grade?
Yes, yes it is. Those weren't directed energy weapons. They were kinetic-shockwave weapons.
You have no idea what a DEW is, do you?
Care to tell me what happens to flesh and blood when it exerts itself?
*Gasp* Just like you do all the time.
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This is coming from the guy who refuses to accept that in a war, Humanity would beat ponies hands down.
I'm merely rejecting their reality and substituting my own! Like you!
It was a legend before she did it.
Hey, did you know! The Bugatti Veyron is the fastest car in the world! But a Ford Escort could beat it if you held a 25 mph speed limit.
You sir. You get a like because that game is awesome.
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Forgot about that bit.
Care to tell me how long an MLP fight has lasted?
Healing takes time. Time you don't have. A small part, give it an hour. Big part, a few days. Both are considerably shorter than healing.
A.) If I don't counter your points, it's because you've bastardized magic to the point it can't be beat.
B.) I always counter your points. You're mistaking me, for you.
The way you use superhuman, you act like we can't counter it. We can. And we outmatch them on every level.
No, there are a few super-human ponies, discounting the abilities to flight and telekinesis, that are above Human range. But the majority of feats performed in MLP are gag feats. Meaning they can't be used as an example.
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You're not serious, are you?
You're using shit that doesn't happen, or shit that doesn't count, or your headcanon, and touting it like fact!
Oh! Luna can cut a castle in half? Good to fucking know! We can wipe an entire island off the face of this world in a matter of seconds!
A few have super-human abilities. Discounting magic and flight, but the rest are fairly average.
You can't just randomly claim a win. That's stupid.
4459486
You don't need my help to seem stupid.
4459547
You know what? I've shown that there are a few super-human ponies, discounting magic and flight, but… you continue to be a broken record.
I'm going to bed. Should've been asleep hours ago to get some sleep before my last two finals.
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Acting like I didn't know how to do that, but rather chose to respond to them.
4459579 still not answering WHY you came after me and talking about modern weaponry and such on a story that is purely fantasy in setting without modern humans at all.
...
I have seen a story with the exact same title as yours and from what I can tell, a very similar premise.
Probably just a coincidence.
4459709 I wouldn't be surprised to be honest. Overlord's a fun game that fits the fantasy style of the MLP world fairly well.
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This is actually pretty damn good, very enjoyable!
Good work my fine equine friend!
I shall be watching this.
4459761 Victory!
But seriously, thanks! Hopefully I can keep it going.
4459579 how about you delete all of your stupid comments and relieve this poor user of this stupidity. is what i am gonna do.
4459842
…
No.
4461153 well it IS what I did for the sake of some courtesy.
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4461153
I'm always up for healthy debate guys, but if it's gonna get heated could you do me a favor and move it elsewhere? Please and Thank You!
Okay, so the main character's evil now? Or is he being a dick 'cause the guy tried to make him kill himself?
4471002
He's always been devious. He's just been rather confused up to this point with talking ponies and whatnot.
Now he's aware of what he was and what he is capable of thanks to his history lesson.
Okay, so what I'm getting from this is that Dominus is evil, just not in the mindless bloody rampage way, right?
I also have to wonder what dead poo has to do with anything.
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Correct!
Pretty sure that ain't from my story
4471347 No, no it is't. I may or may not have mistaken yours for something completely unrelated.
"The last Overlord didn’t care much for it. He only used spells like fireball for the most part."
You completely missed a chance to use the "He sounds like a one trick pony" line. You have brought great shame upon your family and must regain your honor through ritual seppeku.
4475100 Oh god, I did. How could I miss that?
Great shame!
Oh shit, Pinkie knows whats up!
4484480 wrong pinkie
bitch I'm going to kill you first
I honestly didn't expect an update for a couple more days. You surprised me. Does this mean we can expect more daily updates or is this just because an idea happened to come to your head?
4486200 Honestly I just got an idea all of a sudden and started writing. Before I knew it the chapter was done.
So no, don't expect daily updates. They certainly will keep coming though as I am still very much interested in writing this story.
I figured the atrifacts would be linked to the elements
Monday and Thursday updates baring lifes problems? works for me!
i can't wait to read more
I like Don's style, totally would sign up to be part of his army.