Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.
Princess Twilight has brought Tirek to his knees with the aid of the alicorn magic given to her. Only this time, the wisdom of thousands of years allows her to see the only way to keep Equestria safe. With her nearly unlimited power, Twilight aims to ensure that evil never rises to threaten her kingdom again. The only way to do that is to stamp out the enemies of her kind one by one.
Contains Season Finale Spoilers.
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b-but I dunut even follow you...
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Shhhhhhhhhhhh.
Just let it happen.
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:C
Well that escalated quickly.
"Dark." One of the tags you should be using is "Dark."
Uh...this SERIOUSLY needs a Dark tag. And also, Comedy tag, but definitely not Slice of Life.
Lol, that started very dark and foreboding, but ended kinda abruptly, albeit funny.
Huh. Royal assassins usually aren't royals who assassinate. An interesting twist.
Also, I really like that "nobody important." It implies that Twilight was targeting small fry. Oh, silly Sparkle. If only you knew...
Rather amusing, and I'm glad to see Twilight got knocked off the slippery slope quickly. Thank you for this.
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Glorious, absolutely Glorious!
so very stupid
. But I cant help but laugh and love it!!!
... tbh, i felt a couple of my brain cells die. maybe cause it's 12:44 in the morning.
4376635 brain cells
Who needs those not me that's for sure
I thought this was gonna be a dark fic at first but...dat ending.
Pretty much the only useful princess on the entire planet
I honestly don't know what to say. But it made me laugh, so there's that.
Sometimes the hardest moral lessons are the ones that don't have a right answer. I side with Twilight, CRUSH YER ENEMIES INTO PASTE AND BUTTER YER MORNING TOAST WITH THEM
By the beard of Discord! What did I just read?
Whatever it was, it made me laugh.
Should I expect her to dive further into knight templar territory and dispose of Trixie next?
That's a completely sensible attitude Twilight; I applaud you.
And the fact that the crazy evil, megalomanical Lich is saying this has absolutely no bearing whatsoever...!
4377871 Yeah... Celestia, Luna, and Cadence's answer to a threat is to send Twilight after it.
The princesses (besides Twilight) are only there to smile and wave.
Chrysalis dead... T_T I don't think i found it funny much tho... but it was hilarious in a way.
3,333 words... Nice.
4385893 dem quads
Pfft! This fic started out really dark, but then suddenly it got hilarious!
Please....write more!
So Basically...
Twilight has the power of all four freaking alicorn demi-goddesses and is using it to murder a bunch of evil pricks?
I'm ok with this.
I will destroy those who threaten the future of the many.
Eeeeyup, Pinkie totally nailed the punchline.
4393100 I'm okay with it-except what she did to Discord. That was unwarranted.
Ummm... Correct me if I am wrong, but Tirek is not a chimera. He is a Minotaur. There are several big differences between a Chimera and a Minotaur (with the only similarity being an important one: there is only one of each of these two monsters). Here are the differences, physical characteristics and then going to abilities: a chimera, was, according to Greek mythology, usually depicted as a lion, with the head of a goat arising from his back, and a tail that might end with a snake's head, and a sibling to monsters like Cerberus and the Lernaean Hydra, while a Minotaur was the head of a bull on the body of a man, or in the case of Tirek (as he was in Equestria, which doesn't have humanoids,) the head of a bull on the body of a pony. Now onto abilities: Tirek has the ability to steal magic from ponies (and from Discord), and later gains the ability to steal the abilities of ponies and then he has the ability to use that magic to grow bigger and stronger and to cast spells. The Chimera has the following abilities: it can breathe fire, it snake-headed tail has venomous fangs and excretes a venom that is acidic, it has human intelligence, and it is immensely strong.
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While you are certainly right about Tirek not being a Chimaera, you are wrong about Tirek being a Minotaur. Iron Will is a Minotaur. Tirek is (possibly) a Centaur, because he has four legs and two arms, while Minotaurs have two legs and two arms.
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oh. well then me and the author of this book were both wrong. sorry about that.
Ooh! Legend of Zelda reference! AND I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT NOTICED IT! and here's the link!
First comment in forty weeks!
I believe that Applejack had the American lesson!
Heh. Her kingdom. I can't believe that I didn't notice that before...
as Chrysalis's eyes grew wide with disbelief.
On top of that, his horde fed the poor ponies of Manehatten for weeks once she gave it to them.
Twilight paced outside the entrance, watched closely by Cerberus as she tried to think of a way to smite an entire region.
What if Nightmare Moon comes back?
"Twilight, what manner of game is played in a basement?"
Sooo, is Discord still trapped?
Hilarious dark comedy right here. Twilight is actually RIGHT, though. If they had just KILLED Chrysalis then the whole changeling crap with Starlight, Trixie, and Discord could have been avoided. Thorax or SOME changeling would have stepped up, and they probably wouldn't have been as bad. I don't get how Twilight could possibly imprison Discord alone, though. She's nowhere near that powerful. Same with Luna. Surely Discord and Luna were just staying in the cages to humor Twilight. Besides, what about Daybreaker? The most evil foe of all is still out there! Better go kill Celestia before something makes her evil! Or go asplode Starlight before she decides she hates Cutie Marks again. Oh, and don't forget Pinkie Pie. That party cannon could kill someone by accident!
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glad you liked it! This was written around the time of the cadence shining wedding, so all those other villains hadnt shown up yet. Also she still had the alicorn magic inside her from celly and luna, so she could take on discord and the rest of them.
Applejack hit the moral on the head.
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Orrr maybe it was a reference to the Celtic goddess Epona, goddess of horses and fertility?
The what? What need to be killed?
Oh no. Twilight, please don’t.