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Ahhh, so much to enjoy in this chapter. Everything from Lord of the Rings fan videos to Winnie the Pooh references.
And the strangest orgasm I've read on this site. Take that however you'd like.
It's French. According to Google Translate, it means: "If these are six hundred six leeches sucking on her breast without her blood, these six hundred six leeches are unsuccessful."
Now if you'll excuse me a second, I'll go fetch the brain bleach. . . .
This story continues to be offensively entertaining. Excellent read. And Minuette is... wow, is she ever messed up. You know you're in trouble when Trixie is the voice of reason.
And I wonder how she'll react when she realizes she may be distantly related to Twilight. Either it'll put a dampener on her midnight fantasies or she'll want to spin it into an attempt to wheedle into nobility. Or maybe both.
Above deleted by me because I'm stupid.
Anyway ... 5203449, Min and Twitwi are so distantly related, I doubt it would matter a whit. It'd be like if I found out me and the missus were related back in the eleven hundreds - sure, it's a funny story to tell at parties but it really doesn't matter.
Also , this needs more views.
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Yeah... Actually, when I wrote that scene I started to wonder if that's even possible, even taking Minuette's libido into account. Then I found this...
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Interesting... I wonder what that tongue twister tells us about French people...
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Yeah... They kinda reached the Freudian Trio dynamics, with Vinyl as id, Minuette as ego, and Trixie, of all the ponies, as superego...
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Well, Minuette must be related to some noble family. She was Princess Cadance's bridesmaid after all (now I'm tempted to write "how we got out of those caves" story with this version of Minuette as a narrator). Also, I have quite a big headcanon about Starswirl The Bearded and his children, including his daughter Beatrix (wife of Cedric Lulamoon), son, Shining Sparkle, and their sister who was disowned after she ran away with a musician called Harpo Heartstrings.
This story is beyond fucked up and I still can't stop laughing.
This story is hands down my favourite thing on this site.
Dat Rope climbing scene
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Thanks
What is... WRONG with minuette!?
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Umm, everything?
I just caught up, I'm following this now, it's hilarious!
Though dayum, that whole rope thing. Not that I need to mention it again.
Just hang in there Minuette! You'll just finish this mission and be able to go back to a normal...peaceful...lif---OH I CAN'T EVEN,
I have a feeling her life isn't ever going to settle down.
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Oh yeah, peaceful life is definitely not for her...
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Eeeenope
And I look forward to every glorious chapter of her not-as-peaceful life
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There will be a new chapter soon. I also typed, like, 1.5k words of a future sequel.
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...awesome
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Aryanne lives in Prance because the weather is better (also, her flank is now banned in Germany), and lots of her friends/servants/whatever are also from there. In the port, everyone is from a different country.
The real reason is that I don't really know French...
So "Well, this is awkward" is canon here ?
I can't wait for the next chapter.
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Yeah, those stories are connected.
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Yes
Also, Trixie is actually the most reasonable one. Though she sometimes snaps, when her hormones strike...
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The level of being graphic varies between chapters (though Hollow Shades has a scene that steals the cake in that matter).
Yeah, she's definitely bi. I'd even say that she's Trixiesexual, or at least likes big plots...
Now go away of I shall taunt you a second time.
Monty Python.
The sword of Griffondor.
Upon revisiting this chapter:
This quote. . . I like this quote.
Yo momma jokes continue to be 'The Old Faithful' of insults.
No pickles. Just finely aged Rocky Mountain Oysters...a true delicacy.
That's fucking expensive. Down here I can get someone to kill a person for 20 milligram oxy and a line of coke.
Yes,yes we do...better watch out Luke.
Imagine dying by a sword that says ' I fucked your mother.'
You mean Adolf Hoofler?
Fun fact my phone try to to auto correct that to Adolf Googler.
That sounds... extremely suggestive.
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Guess that was the point.
I just imagined Hitler googling Napoleon's campaign in Russia before attacking USSR...
So intelligence agents kidnapped robbers mid heist… to tell them to continue doing exactly what they were doing and pretend they never saw them?
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They want to get the mafia, so yes.