• Member Since 16th Sep, 2011
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Feeling rather emasculated, Caramel tries his hoof at apple bucking to prove his masculinity and autonomy. The results are less than stellar.

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Comments ( 30 )

Cute, I could definitely stand to see much more of this. :heart:

Is this male/male romance... I hate male/male romance... It just don' work.

42748 It's MLP....You kinda have to get used to it.

42748 Well, Same gender couples anyways. Not always Male/Male

who cares what gender they are?
the only thing you haveto worry about is if they start it in the bed... which probably wont happen :I

#6 · Dec 27th, 2011 · · ·

dat cover.

42748

It works just fine; you just have to take it slow, be considerate of your partner, and use lots of lube.

119949 No I mean... :ajbemused: I might be biased but I just don't like M/M shipping. F/F is okay and F/M is great... but M/M? Just... No... I'm alright with gays, I suspect the bond between two of the same sex to be stronger then that of a Male and Female. But just... Y'know?

120218

No, I don't "y'know". Love is love, and saying that you tolerate F/F but not M/M is hypocritical. "Ooo, two women together, HOT. Two men together? Gross."

121095 Can you compare qualities of an apple and an orange? They're my views, don't comment on them.

121115

You have to admit, to others, being accepting of F/F and M/F and not M/M does seem pretty hypocritical. Definitely makes everypony else go "wait, what?"

121481 Isn't it clear that's what I wanted? I'm a confusing lad.:twilightsmile: I would always stop at three ;P

121115

Ponies will tend to comment on them if you post them as comments to stories you have an issue with, you know.

123747 Do I have to say it? Do I really have to say it?

125423

Say 'it', whatever that is, or not as you wish! That is entirely your right. Just don't be shocked when others comment. :pinkiesmile:

125439 I'll make a video to say it for me... :pinkiehappy:

125642

Bravo! And is your life more fulfilling for being so? I do hope so. I'd hate to think that all that effort went to waste.

125797 Nah, I'm not a real troll... I don't actually get a rise out of this, as they say.

127455 Oh, I am glad. :pinkiesmile: I thought you seemed too nice to be one!

Cute, but I desire more.

:flutterrage: YOU WILL POST MORE FOR ME

I actually hate m/f pairings what is wrong with me? I think I hate miself. Twidash is best ship!

Update this? o:

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It's a one shot, sorry. Other than any glaring grammatical or stylistic issues anyone decides to bring up, I'm not planning on working on or adding to this.

130996 All of this could have been avoided if you just didn't comment an unnecessary comment...

Hooray for fluffy fluff!

1022996 but where would the fun be in that?

318939 Why is it marked incomplete if it's not?

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