Twilight finds out that Fluttershy is training a shark.
What else is there to say?
I can be both a positive sunflower and a cynical f**k. It depends which life I am living. (Formerly known as Riffmaster)
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Anybody else know that shArks die if they stop moving and that picture of flutters hugging da shark constitutes such a reaction?
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False. A shark will stop moving while it is sleeping and will leave its mouth open to have water pass through its gills.
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And as for hugging a shark, I don't think anyone knows how it will react because no one's ever hugged one before.
4195067 oh yeah... I'm just misinformed then. Sorry.
4195115
Don't sweat it. I only know that from my Marine Biology class I took in high school.
Aside from a few comma errors, and 'leaded' not being the word you want to use (it means to imbue with lead ) Good story!
4195160 I'm pretty sure that doesn't hold true for all sharks, though.
For the author; great story, dude.
~The lizardman has spoken
I suddenly have a very strong urge to find a deadly, man-eating shark and give it the best hug it's ever had...
Why not one of the friends he already has?
Whatever. It's a cute, quick story and I rather enjoyed it.
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4196222
I wasn't too sure. I thought he was just a lonely attic dwelling baby dragon that served Twilight only.
That's just my headcanon, anyways.
4195316
Thank you!
I think this story could of use more words. Its very decent at best.
Good story, but a bit short and plenty of misspellings and grammar errors that I can't point out right now due to brain trauma from a jousting match...
On second thought, the grammar errors and misspellings might be due to the trauma in the first place.
Note to self, learn how to make better helmets... ow...
4214036
Hope you feel well, friend.
4214081 I'll be fine, nothing a little duck tape and a bone saw can't fix.
In hindsight, agreeing to a jousting match while riding on office chairs and wearing cardboard armor wasn't my best idea.
Kinda had it coming...
4214505 You're right!...Paper armor is better, three inches of that stuff can block a bullet! (learned from experience)
4568476
I'm afraid to ask, but... How exactly did you learn from experience? I mean, my cardboard armor was better than the other guys cardboard box, colored to look like armor, but even I wouldn't shoot a bullet at it...
Was this, perhaps, a rather painful lesson?
4570642 Nope! not a painful lesson at all! The first bullet knocked my nerve system out a' whack, didn't feel a thing! But seriously don't get the armor wet. Ever. Side note. Did you know that nail polish remover is REALLY flammable? I didn't.
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You'd be amazed at how many flammable objects are in a bathroom.
On the plus side, if you get the right mixture of bathroom products, you can make pretty epic flaming rainbow fire pumpkins for Halloween... If your luck's like mine, never try it. You'll scare all the kids away and set your neighbors house on fire. Poor bloke still cringes every time he sees me with a can of gas.
Serves him right for using professional fireworks and turning my awning into swiss cheese.
4572957 HAH! You should totally make the flaming rainbow pumpkins again, and bring em' to pumpkin chunkin and throw that &#$% at the fields!
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Spectator: Why is the field on fire?
Contestant: Someone decided to use flaming rainbow pumpkins in their catapult.
Spectator:... Why aren't you doing anything about it?
Contestant: Because I'm having to much fun lobbing rainbow fire pumpkins into the field.
On the bright side, it would look pretty epic until the wind picked up.
4574897
This is becoming an interesting development.
4574897 PFFftt, who needs suburbs they are WAY to over rated anyway.
How cute.