4374451 If your upset about the dog's lack of front legs, don't be. She was bore without them but she adapted and overcame that obstacle and (as far as I know) lives happily to this day
Shining stares into your eyes "Ravage me, Sir. Bags allot."
"Like, seriously! You had to get through all my guards, Amber, and Maud! All without being detected. Actually, I'm not even mad. That's amazing."
A blush appears on Shining face "Please, I need this. I want you inside of me. I need the love that my wife can't give me! When I lay with her, all I think of is you!"
You stand stock still, attempting to repress the words you were't prepared to hear. "Dude. That's like, really, really gay. I'm not into dicks."
Shining Armor's face slowly devolved into a look of frantic sadness. "Please! I want your foals!"
Your face meets your palm with the power of a thousand suns. "That doesn't even make any sense."
Well that was probably one of the funniest fanfictions I've ever read. For such a short story I really do enjoy the characters. I can kind of see why he is angry but there is a fine line between anger and just being a dick.
I think that, if Shining actually showed up one chapter flashing his new horse pussy that he specifically got for you to ravish, you should feel obligated to fuck him/her.
If he goes through all the trouble of changing gender so you could bang him, and you just turn him away? Cold as fuck.
nice!
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NNnnice~~
Ds69
I don't get this story at all but Damn if it isn't super entertaining.
Fuck yea! Sex god rules!
Some part of me tells me that I shouldn't like this story, but it is damn amusing. Keep it coming.
4373697 I have no idea what this has to do with the story, but I like it
So, he seems to be adapting well to the life of a nobleman with a really run down manor lol.
So clearly griffons are immune to George's charms. Are minotaurs? He needs some snu-snu.
Also...
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i can only guess which holes those golf balls are going into this was a funny chapter
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I'm just waiting for the declaration of war from Canterlot to get their national treasure back.
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fucking hilarious
4374451 If your upset about the dog's lack of front legs, don't be. She was bore without them but she adapted and overcame that obstacle and (as far as I know) lives happily to this day
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And then a car....
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look at that dog's jazz hands yo
on a side note
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post moar pl0x
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4376468 haaah~
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4376520 gif ees brok comrade
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4376555 But I found heaven pbh2.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/funniest-animal-gifs-parrot-chest.gif
4376569 This one's also broken, can't see shit.
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4376585 lolzgif.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/parrot-in-breast.gif Maybe now?
Is it just me or is the plot and cohesiveness degrading at a rapid rate?
9.5/10 ~ Would read again.
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Plot?
Shining's the one with the plot. His adventure to get laid!
4376593 great success :D
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*Walks into bedroom*
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"How the hell did you get into my house?"
Shining stares into your eyes "Ravage me, Sir. Bags allot."
"Like, seriously! You had to get through all my guards, Amber, and Maud! All without being detected. Actually, I'm not even mad. That's amazing."
A blush appears on Shining face "Please, I need this. I want you inside of me. I need the love that my wife can't give me! When I lay with her, all I think of is you!"
You stand stock still, attempting to repress the words you were't prepared to hear.
"Dude. That's like, really, really gay. I'm not into dicks."
Shining Armor's face slowly devolved into a look of frantic sadness.
"Please! I want your foals!"
Your face meets your palm with the power of a thousand suns. "That doesn't even make any sense."
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I guess you could say Maud's marehood is "rock-hard". [badum-tish]
(Oh god I'm going to pony-hell for that joke)
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Unlimited Transformation Potion: Season 4: It's Not Easy Being Breezy.
4380580 Who?
4380542 Shining...Don't you want to have the Sex God's foals? I can make it possible...
4376585 Is that Mitt Romney and John McCain?
4380566
That's Gary Busey!
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4376282 A bore tokk them!?
4380698 My bad, it should be 'born'.
4380648 ...Huh? I repeat my question.
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He's some crazy mother fucker.
4380767 Ah. He's a crazy mother fucker. Well...I guess you'd have to be to fuck your mother. So...opinions on solving Shining's problem?
(That would totally be an amazing title: 'Solving Shining's Problems'. All centered around bending his form and gender...Hehehe...I feel evil...)
Sex god YAY!
What did Amber did to Roseluck or is doing to her?
Sex God, Whoo!
Sweet chapter. Shining scares me now, tho.
Sir, let me just say this quite possibly the most twisted piece of literature I've read in a long time.
I salute you :)
4376850 Wait, this has a plot??
What the hell did I just read?
Well that was probably one of the funniest fanfictions I've ever read. For such a short story I really do enjoy the characters. I can kind of see why he is angry but there is a fine line between anger and just being a dick.
O_O
So when's the hat coming out?
I think that, if Shining actually showed up one chapter flashing his new horse pussy that he specifically got for you to ravish, you should feel obligated to fuck him/her.
If he goes through all the trouble of changing gender so you could bang him, and you just turn him away?
Cold as fuck.
What is this? I don't even...
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I say Shining should just go look up some gender changing magic.
Why magic? Magic, of course.