Next harem mate should be Chrysalis. She could gorge herself on the ponies love for him but can't transform into him because he's so beautiful that if she tried she'd explode
Actually, if Shining wants to be on bottom, I say go for it. Dogs do it to establish dominance. Bang his wife, use her for lube to pound him into submission. Rule country with salty scepter.
42052214205208 Bad idea? how is that a bad idea? Think of all the comedy from this! I want to see this, badly! Make Shining a mare for all the stuff that can be done with that and Cadance would be sheer gold!
Well, his sister is the princess of magic, so I'm sure our old suit of shining armor can be a gleaming shield for one day, eh?
Praise Leader Coco! Even the smooze cannot help but love her!!! Praise her! Praise her! Also, you get a *free* Coco hat if you join her cult! (you must agree to pay 19.95 a week for the rest of your life to join the cult).
4206479 Yeah but that's a fringe benefit. She wouldn't be there at all if she didn't think him a friend, and he's totally giving her the cold shoulder. Is it because his penis isn't barbed?
4206607 Didn't George eat rats too? They weren't his favorite but hey, better than no meat at all.
In fact, her being foul-mouthed, rude, and horny was why I figured they got along. They're practically twins, if... y'know... she didn't have a vagina.
I think he's getting the hang of this, though I am concerned about Shining Armor. Will he take George's advice and find a spell to come back without a dick? Looking forward to more. Keep up the good work.
To me, reading it is the literary equivalent of a train wreck in slow motion, if that train was carrying nothing but continually orgasming ponies and being driven by a Tourettes-afflicted coked-to-the-eyeballs Charlie Sheen*. Part of me watches in horrified fascination. Part of me is mildly aroused. Part of me is hoping that the protagonist suffers some horribly disfiguring injury, though I suspect I would feel slightly upset if that did indeed happen.
And this describes but a tenth of my feelings.
* = I know; I'm implying that Charlie Sheen is ever anything but coked-to-the-eyeballs. This is my imperfect analogy, so shut up!
4221497 and now that is stuck in my head WHY! WHY WOULD YOU TYPE THAT! and now for some reason I see a female shiny in my head....eh not bad I give it a 6/10
I have no Earthly idea as to why this story exists, but find myself happy that it does. It is crude, untamed, raw, whilst also funny and wild. I find myself wanting more.
This story is hilarious in concept, and I'm happy to like and follow it, but...I feel there's some issues with it.
There's a complete lack of pacing, for one. Though that's probably because there's no overarching arc for the story to follow; it's rather meandering in nature. The humor is spot-on, but it lacks the proper punch because it's all over the place and displays no sense of build-up. It starts at full-tilt ridiculous and then has nowhere to go from there.
This story could be fantastic, but it lacks structure and pacing. George is also rather one-dimensional, seemingly set at permanently assholish and angry as shit. With a lot of fleshing-out, I think the story would benefit.
Still funny, obviously, but I find myself wondering how much better it could be.
4282474 Eh, next chapter is gonna have George hitting golfballs at the crystal castle, crossdressing Shining, crystal vagina jokes, and the Aristocrats.
What a peculiar harem he has....just waiting for the griffon to come back drunk and complaining that he doesn't make snu snu with her anymore.
When just a look can make someone your bitch. Jesus he's like a fucking Uchiha.
Main mare, ha!
That's one wierd ass story, in a good way. I'd like to know where you get the ideas though...
4204472 George best pimp 2014
All my faves are belong to this bwahaaaahaaaahaaaa
Next harem mate should be Chrysalis. She could gorge herself on the ponies love for him but can't transform into him because he's so beautiful that if she tried she'd explode
4204736 Drugs.
Cocaine, rage, and redeye
... I have a bad feeling that he will.
4205208
I feel like this might be relevant.
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*kisses fingertips* perfection ( you know what I mean)
My main mare's I love you, you glorious bastard!
Actually, if Shining wants to be on bottom, I say go for it. Dogs do it to establish dominance. Bang his wife, use her for lube to pound him into submission. Rule country with salty scepter.
4205221 4205208
Bad idea? how is that a bad idea? Think of all the comedy from this! I want to see this, badly! Make Shining a mare for all the stuff that can be done with that and Cadance would be sheer gold!
WHY!! WHY IS COCO SO ADORABLE!!
If she gets any cuter she might become my new favorite pony!
(that's a challenge Sir Hat.......unless you a chicken!?)images.wikia.com/mlp/images/archive/3/3f/20120306010802!Pinkie_Pie_chicken_costume_cluck_Facebook_preview_S2E04.png
Well, his sister is the princess of magic, so I'm sure our old suit of shining armor can be a gleaming shield for one day, eh?
Praise Leader Coco! Even the smooze cannot help but love her!!! Praise her! Praise her!
Also, you get a *free* Coco hat if you join her cult! (you must agree to pay 19.95 a week for the rest of your life to join the cult).
Yeah, Amber is getting (not literally) screwed here, and she's the only loyal friend George has. What a dick.
4206477
In all fairness, she's moving from a cave to a manor (With all the free rats she can eat). So I don't think her deal is too bad.
4200959
Coco?
PRAISE COCO!
4206479
Yeah but that's a fringe benefit. She wouldn't be there at all if she didn't think him a friend, and he's totally giving her the cold shoulder. Is it because his penis isn't barbed?
4206594
It's mostly because she's gross.
Eating living rats, foul mouthed, rude, but they're still friends.
I miss Amber... She made the stuff funnier and awesome.
4206607
Didn't George eat rats too? They weren't his favorite but hey, better than no meat at all.
In fact, her being foul-mouthed, rude, and horny was why I figured they got along. They're practically twins, if... y'know... she didn't have a vagina.
4206667
He ate rats yeah. But not whole. Amber just picks em by the tail and *crunch*
4206669
Oh. Well... protein?
Fine. She's gross. But she still has needs! She needs a big barbed penis as much as any other quasi-girl.
I think he's getting the hang of this, though I am concerned about Shining Armor. Will he take George's advice and find a spell to come back without a dick? Looking forward to more.
Keep up the good work.
I'm...havin' alot of trouble here
Who needs a clutch to change gears from cute & cuddly to crude & sexual?
Also that "at" should probably be "on".
4205208
I will be sorely disappointed if he doesn't.
4205208 I have a hopeful feeling that he will...and that it'll be very awkward.
I love you, Hat... Write me more smut!
Praise!!
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This story... leaves me conflicted.
To me, reading it is the literary equivalent of a train wreck in slow motion, if that train was carrying nothing but continually orgasming ponies and being driven by a Tourettes-afflicted coked-to-the-eyeballs Charlie Sheen*. Part of me watches in horrified fascination. Part of me is mildly aroused. Part of me is hoping that the protagonist suffers some horribly disfiguring injury, though I suspect I would feel slightly upset if that did indeed happen.
And this describes but a tenth of my feelings.
* = I know; I'm implying that Charlie Sheen is ever anything but coked-to-the-eyeballs. This is my imperfect analogy, so shut up!
4212346 perfect, just the description need for this
I am the 560 like, I feel like i'm late to the party.
Watch Shinning come back with a vagina... Isn't magic wonderful?
#CocoMakesBestErection
4214973 the good kind of disturbing
4221497 and now that is stuck in my head WHY!
WHY WOULD YOU TYPE THAT!
and now for some reason I see a female shiny in my head....eh not bad I give it a 6/10
This has been disturbingly funny...favorited and liked.
4235272 Here have a female shiny on your computer screen too.
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..................
I have no Earthly idea as to why this story exists, but find myself happy that it does. It is crude, untamed, raw, whilst also funny and wild. I find myself wanting more.
Most engaging.
Beginning was awesome, now it's a bit stale.
This story is hilarious in concept, and I'm happy to like and follow it, but...I feel there's some issues with it.
There's a complete lack of pacing, for one. Though that's probably because there's no overarching arc for the story to follow; it's rather meandering in nature. The humor is spot-on, but it lacks the proper punch because it's all over the place and displays no sense of build-up. It starts at full-tilt ridiculous and then has nowhere to go from there.
This story could be fantastic, but it lacks structure and pacing. George is also rather one-dimensional, seemingly set at permanently assholish and angry as shit. With a lot of fleshing-out, I think the story would benefit.
Still funny, obviously, but I find myself wondering how much better it could be.
4282474
Eh, next chapter is gonna have George hitting golfballs at the crystal castle, crossdressing Shining, crystal vagina jokes, and the Aristocrats.
4309768 THE ARISTOCRATS!....bob saget told the dirtiest version of that story/joke....
4206268 you saying he's a...(puts on sunglasses) COCK.....YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
4315071
Then I guess I'm a pretty big cock.*Badam tish*