Oh dude, beating up a courier just to deliver the mail anyway. That is just too freaking low, damn depraved ponies. Awesome story, hope to see more soon.
This is gold. I have a question, though: Do we get any back story for Amber? I'm used to HiE fics barely explaining their protagonists but not the supporting cast. Besides, wing-griffon is best griffon.
No one has said anything yet, so apparently, I'm going to have to be 'that guy'.
The thing with the courier just doesn't make any sense.
"Man, I hate it here so much! All these ponies are always making sexual advances! Rarrr, I'm constantly angry!" "Hey, human, in exchange for your cooperation, I will perform sexual acts for you." "I am completely motivated by this offer and will comply immediately!"
Style choice. She was introduced to us as Cadence, her name is a reference to a 'cadence', her real name is Cadenza. We don't know why she ended up as Cadance, so many of us still refer to her as Cadence.
A crystal vagina will cut you up.
I see this story as half parody and half deconstruction on the HiE genre. But none of that maters as it is hilarious as fuck.
Nothing like traveling with a troll.
Oh dude, beating up a courier just to deliver the mail anyway. That is just too freaking low, damn depraved ponies.
Awesome story, hope to see more soon.
birthday cake flavor
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I find this so damn hilarious, yet so weird haha. xD
Don't see many OC griffons and I like her shes pretty damn awesome. :D
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It just feels wrong spelling it like that!
Is this man, by any chance, Michael Myers' most popular character?
-coughgreenogresemendonkehfeeonacough-
Bwahaaaaaahaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaa
i enjoyed this
Only you can think of those kind of stories, please write the next chapter soon
Argh
my special fetish of dragon fucking
will it ever happen?
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Maybe? More likely crystals in vaginas...but it's not impossible.
This has so much what it cannot be described.
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Huzzah! I await the next chapter. .___.
AH DEMAND MOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAR!
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This kind of sounds like Harrison Bergeron.
4188164 Paper cuts all over the inside of your urethra.
4188971 *Wince*
This is gold. I have a question, though: Do we get any back story for Amber? I'm used to HiE fics barely explaining their protagonists but not the supporting cast. Besides, wing-griffon is best griffon.
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She's his friend. That's about all there is...I don't think the how is important for her, it's about what she does more than who she is.
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And what she does is... not cream at the mere sight of him and provide pity sex?
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Pretty much.
I love this!!! MOAR.
This is gold so far
Poor bastard
You've caught my interest.
. This. This is fuckin perfection. I literally read this whole chapter out loud and it was glorious.
I LOVE YOU.
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Why? Just... Wow. xD
This is one of the few stories I've read where I like to read the dialog out loud, just so I can laugh at it more.
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I really want to see Celestia's and Luna's initial reaction to this.
God damn son, it just gets raunchier all the time!
We've all been there, George.
No one has said anything yet, so apparently, I'm going to have to be 'that guy'.
The thing with the courier just doesn't make any sense.
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Style choice. She was introduced to us as Cadence, her name is a reference to a 'cadence', her real name is Cadenza.
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Style choice. She was introduced to us as Cadence, her name is a reference to a 'cadence', her real name is Cadenza. We don't know why she ended up as Cadance, so many of us still refer to her as Cadence.
Well this is just fantastic.
Silly, funny, pointless, just perfect for a relaxing evening.
laughed so hard when I read that part.
This is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever read. But that's quite alright.
this is fucking hilarious
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Nope, but I find myself caring less and less
Crystals: He'll pretty much have to
This fic is raunchy, foul mouthed, makes no sense, and is completely ridiculous.........I LOVE IT! Looking forward to more sexy times.
I should not be laughing at this so much... this is just.... wow...