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  • E The Light in the Darkness

    Rainbow Dash returns from an evening in Cloudsdale to find Pinkie Pie in a dreadful state after a te
    4,738 words · 11,883 views  ·  977  ·  12
  • E The Best Medicine

    Suppose you accidentally discovered that your best friend was terminally ill, what would you do?
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  • 69w, 1d
    Oh yeah, Bronycon's happening, isn't it?

    Yyyeah, kinda forgot to mention I was going to be bad. :twilightblush:

    Actually, I'm in Baltimore right now with the epic Descendant terrorizing the town and local museums.  But don't worry, the city should still be standing when the Con starts.

    ...Mostly. :trollestia:

    3 comments · 137 views
  • 90w, 4d

    In my slow continuing writing of "The Best Medicine", I've added some elements to it that have led me to adjust the tags to include "Sad", which I probably should've had in the first place.  My bad.

    I apologize for taking so long to finish it, but my Air Force duties have kinda needed to take precedent.

    2 comments · 155 views
  • 94w, 23m
    Just my thoughts...

    Recently on Tumblr, I saw a post that read along the lines of “It bugs me how some people say that R34 can’t be considered ‘art’”.  I posed myself the question: are Rule 34 images truly art?  Art, in my understanding, is the invocation conveyance of emotions and ideas through various mediums – audio, video, sculpture, painting, etc.  Classic artists such as Michelangelo and Rembrandt often showed the human body – females especially – as nude to display the natural anatomical design.  Why?  Because the human body is beautiful, a piece of art in of itself, and those artists wanted to show that, to show the beauty inherent in our form.  Our bodies are wonderfully made, each part working each other so we can walk, talk, and breathe, so mind-boggling complex and yet able to function in perfect harmony.  That was their purpose: to display the simple beauty of our complex beings.

    So what’s the difference between that and Rule 34?

    In some cases there is no difference.  The artist wants to display the beauty of the body and uses whatever art form he knows to show it.  But at some point, it stops being art and becomes exhibitionism, an intentional source of arousal for the artist and the viewer.  The female body is incredibly beautiful (I use this example since it is most often the predominant focus for R34), its gentle curves naturally attractive to the viewer, and that beauty deserves to and should be cherished and respected.  It is an amazing and wonderful thing.  Then again, it’s not a “thing”, is it?   Not in photos or videos at least.  No, it belongs to a person – it is a person – not some object created for personal enjoyment.

    That’s what most R34 pieces do: they turn something – someone – of incredible beauty into an object, something with no more purpose than to arouse the viewer.  Something meant to be respected and cherished becomes sullied and cheapened.  Sex, the deepest, truest, and most incredible way to show love for someone, becomes nothing more than a plaything, a sport, no more special than a dime on a sidewalk.  It perverts what is meant to be beautiful.

    Of course not all artists mean to do this, not at all.  For some, they truly want to show the body’s natural beauty, others use it to display their style and talent, and others still see it as the only to get noticed and become popular.  But in the end it still has the same affect: splendor becomes ordinary and magnificence is dulled.  

    Is it art?  It does invoke and convey emotion…but it does so at the cost of disrespecting cheapening perhaps the greatest form of natural beauty known.

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  • 102w, 3d

    ....Yeah, I'm going to be putting something up here shortly for your consideration.  It isn't finished yet, mind you, I'm kinda hoping this'll give the motivation to get the rest of it done. :twilightblush:  Hopefully you folks will enjoy it.

    9 comments · 107 views
  • 128w, 4d
    Long time no see

    Well folks, I'm back (sorta) now from USAF basic training - I say "sorta" because I'm going into tech school and that's going to be tying up most of my time.  I won't be able to write up anything new quite yet, but I'll at least be able to catch up on some reading.

    Dang, I've missed these ponies and bronies.

    11 comments · 169 views
  • ...

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It teaches so many life lessons. In this one, Twilight and her friends learn a difficult lesson about partying too hard, and the price that comes with it.

Stay thirsty, my Bronies.

Cover image by Toodles3702 ( ).

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and its characters are owned by Lauren Faust and Hasbro.

First Published
30th Mar 2012
Last Modified
30th Mar 2012
#1 · 138w, 6d ago · · · Part 1 ·

You have no idea how long i have waited for part 3, i read the first two, and was ravenous for more.  I have yet to find anything as comedic yet serious as this and I dont know if i can go 10 or more weeks without more!

#2 · 138w, 6d ago · · · Part 1 ·

And I, hereby, name this spell: DRUNKPORTING! Seriously, keep writing like this. It's hilarious.:pinkiehappy:

#3 · 138w, 6d ago · · · Part 1 ·

Glad to have this here, DA's such a pain to keep track of.

#4 · 138w, 6d ago · · · Part 1 ·

Yay, another great story. :twilightsmile:

Looking forward to more.

#5 · 138w, 6d ago · · · Part 1 ·

Yay, I remember this from Deviantart, and now it's HERE!

Good excuse to reread it.

#6 · 138w, 6d ago · · · Part 1 ·

Oh my god yes :pinkiehappy: i've read this in DA but this will be much better in here since i'll know easily when gets updated, cant awit for the 3rd chapter since i've read both of the previous chapters lol, well keep up your awesome work, fav and watching you:twilightsmile::eeyup:

#7 · 138w, 6d ago · · · Part 1 ·

Thanks guys, glad you're enjoying it!

I'll put the other two parts up here over the next couple of days.

#9 · 138w, 5d ago · · · Part 1 ·


I was thinking Tipsiporting, but that's okay.

#10 · 138w, 5d ago · · · Part 1 ·

this is the first fan fic that i ever read. Then i became a fan fiction -aholic

#11 · 138w, 5d ago · · 2 · Part 1 ·

...meh. I'll give it a like.

Needs more of

#12 · 138w, 5d ago · · · Part 1 ·


MWAHAHAHAHAHA!  Success! :trollestia:

#13 · 138w, 5d ago · · · Part 1 ·

I cant wait for part three! Do hurry along and get it posted!

#14 · 138w, 5d ago · · · Part 1 ·

I absolutely love this story so far - I, like the others, have read it (to Part 2) on DA, first. Very glad to see it here! :pinkiehappy:

I really hope this gets in the featured box. Something about inebriated miniature ponies is just gut-bustingly hilarious and this story cranks the fun dial right up to 11. :rainbowwild:

About to read Part 3! :derpytongue2:

#15 · 138w, 5d ago · · · Part 1 ·

Hoo boy, now I'm craving a glass of some good brandy. Thanks a lot...

#16 · 138w, 5d ago · · · Part 1 ·

So glad to see this story here. I got done reading the third part a few hours on dA and enjoyed it immensely, along with the other two chapters. You put together quite the fun story here. :twilightsmile:

#17 · 138w, 5d ago · · · Part 1 ·

Well... I know the pain. And I'm gonna feel it again on Sunday 'cause of party tomorrow... YAY!:yay:

#18 · 138w, 5d ago · · · Part 1 ·

I love it and it makes perfect sense too. :yay:

#19 · 138w, 5d ago · · · Part 1 ·


That's really all there is to say on the subject.

#20 · 138w, 5d ago · · · Part 1 ·

Wow, this is.. great writing....... :derpyderp2:

#21 · 138w, 5d ago · · · Part 1 ·

This is one of the best fanfics for MLP, and one of the few to include drinking without going overboard. I really liked it when I read it on Gdocs and I'm glad you've brought it here. :pinkiehappy:

Good stuff, man, just good stuff. :eeyup:

#22 · 138w, 5d ago · · · Part 1 ·

Whoo hoo! So happy I can read and can track of this here rather than over at deviantArt. Yay!

#23 · 138w, 5d ago · · · Part 1 ·

Drunk ponies!

#24 · 138w, 5d ago · · · Part 1 ·

i loled hope to see the next chapters:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

#25 · 138w, 5d ago · · · Part 1 ·

I'm reminded of that drunk science flash mixed with The Hangover.

Well done. :derpytongue2:

#26 · 138w, 5d ago · 1 · · Part 1 ·

I just realized something. Drunk Twilight means chaotic, uncontrolled spells. Who uses chaotic, uncontrollable magic? DISCORD.:pinkiegasp:

#27 · 138w, 5d ago · · · Part 1 ·

Bring on the comedy! Normally I have to rely on comic strips from EQD to get my daily dose of pony humor. It's exciting to see something a lot more substantial come out that's just as funny, if not more so. Keep it up man, you've got the right thing going here. I've had the blackout-drunk experience once or twice, so this really just snags me.

I'll be sure to send you a more in depth review when I have the time, if you would like. Just let me know. :rainbowdetermined2:



#28 · 138w, 5d ago · · · Part 1 ·


Sure!  I'd love to hear what you thought of this!

Thank you everyone so much for the comments; I'm really glad y'all enjoyed it! :twilightsmile:

I'll be putting Part 2 up shortly and then Part 3 a little later.

#29 · 138w, 5d ago · · · Part 2 ·

Yay, next part is up! Really funny; can't wait for the next part.

Also, first.

#30 · 138w, 5d ago · · · Part 2 ·

Looks like rough times ahead for Big Mac  :eeyup:

#31 · 138w, 5d ago · · · Part 2 ·

Can I haz moar?

#32 · 138w, 5d ago · · · Part 2 ·

While there's some parts of the story I don't necessarily agree with (Applejack being relatively quick to anger, and Macintosh being shy), it's nonetheless an entertaining read.

#33 · 138w, 5d ago · · · Part 1 ·

status report, fanfic #348 - AN(TT)TR

this one is certainly good enough to fit the comedy section, really enjoy the "twilight's OPness overthrows even drunkenness" angle.:twilightblush:

this is my first status report, and I plan to have at least 3 more.

#34 · 138w, 5d ago · · · Part 2 ·

Very nice, and riotously funny! Can't wait for part three!:pinkiehappy:

#35 · 138w, 5d ago · · · Part 2 ·

Glad to see it here. Instantly favourited and positively rated - a cracking 'drunken pony' tale. :twilightsmile:

#36 · 138w, 5d ago · · · Part 2 ·

Oh, this oughta be good.

#37 · 138w, 5d ago · · · Part 2 ·

Nice Red vs Blue quote good sir, are you a fan of the series?

#38 · 138w, 5d ago · · · Part 2 ·


"Is that a bad thing?"

"Is what a bad thing?"

"You're memory getting shut off."

"Who shut off my memory?"

"You did."

"Did what?"

"Shut off your memory."

"Why do you want me to shut off my memory?"

"No, it's already off."

"What is?"

"You're memory"

"I can't fucking believe I have two of them now..."

Some form of that conversation is in this chapter. Easily one of the funniest RvB scenes ever...of all time.

#39 · 138w, 5d ago · · · Part 2 ·


You should give my crossover fic a try, you might like it :rainbowkiss:

Anyways both my comments were off topic.

Zaptiftun, you have an awesome story here good sir and I am now following you on deviant art as well. :pinkiehappy:

#40 · 138w, 5d ago · · · Part 2 ·

Heeeey awesome to see this here too. So much easier to "collect" stories here than using bookmarks on EqD or Favorites on DA.


It's more for comedic effect. Mild caricaturization to emphasize the personality traits that make the jokes in the story work.

#41 · 138w, 5d ago · · · Part 2 ·


You bring up valid points, but I think they can be excused considering that AJ here is suffering from a hangover and in "Hearts and Hooves Day" Applebloom says that he is a bit shy.  Perhaps I'm grasping at straws here, but that my thought process for it.  Thank you so much for your thoughts on it! (By the way, love your fics)


I am, in fact, and that's where the inspiration for drunk Pinkie came from.  Thanks for commenting and reminding me to catch up on your fic.

#42 · 138w, 5d ago · · · Part 2 ·

Must have MOARZ!! This is too funny! :rainbowlaugh:

#43 · 138w, 5d ago · · · Part 2 ·

This is damn hilarious. I never thought what my favorite ponies would be like drunk,

but their even better! :rainbowlaugh:

And I'm a die-hard RvB fan. I caught those references a mile away :facehoof:

and they were genius!

I can't wait for part 3, I sense fluttershy maaaaay have gotten a bit too comfortable with Big Mac. Oh Boy:derpyderp1:

#44 · 138w, 5d ago · · · Part 2 ·

This is so incredibly funny, I lurvz it! :rainbowkiss:

BTW, I loved the Red vs. Blue reference; Drunk Pinkie = Caboose. :pinkiehappy:

#45 · 138w, 5d ago · · · Part 1 ·


And I'm hungry for more! I'm off to the next one!:pinkiehappy:

#46 · 138w, 5d ago · · · Part 2 ·

We require more chapters. Been waiting for an update to this one FOREVER!:pinkiesmile:

#47 · 138w, 5d ago · · · Part 2 ·

Pinkie pursed her lips in hard thought for a moment before speaking again with a supportive smile, "You are a good person and ponies say nice things about you."


"'Timeline'?  Time doesn't travel in lines, it travels in circles and that's why clocks are round."


OMG, that makes INCREDIBLE SENSE!!! Or maybe I just haven't had liqueur in too long and my own booze is affecting me.

#48 · 138w, 5d ago · · · Part 2 ·

This is the first fanfic I ever read (eqDaily) When i saw it featured i clicked over instantly and favorited, Thanks for provoking my love of fanfics, if it werent for you i would have never got into them :twilightsmile:

#49 · 138w, 5d ago · · · Part 2 ·

Yes, RvB references!

#50 · 138w, 5d ago · · · Part 2 ·

RVB and brain slugs:facehoof:

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