He hides in the shadows, he causes nightmares and pain.
He is always just out of sight, yet he leaves no one unscathed.
And today... just like every other day we search. And no matter what, we will find it.
And he shall be brought to justice.
Authors note~ A friend asked me to write something and it turned into well... this. Even i don't know what to think sooo... enjoy. Oh and thank google for the cover art.
THEY CAN'T FIND WALDO
The scars of the past truly know no bounds. No matter where we go in life, our failures will always weigh down our minds. Thank you. This fic needed to be written.
...
Well...
He is hard to find.
Not what I had in mind, but still entertaining
Dammit if that end line wasn't there I was going to say.
"Jesus of you didn't want to play risk you could've just said so! God you ponies are such jerks some times!"
It's spelled as 'Armor' in this case.
While yes the word can be spelled as both armor(US spelling) and armour(UK/Canada/everywhere else), it would not be changed in this instance as it is a name(and 'armor' is the canon spelling for his name).
Speaking of waldo, why idea where one could procure a waldo red and white stripped long sleeve shirt? I'm doing a Rule 63 cosplay of Squigly from Skullgirls.
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4105731 Thank you for pointing that out, I've fixed it now
4104744 I could never find him... ever...
4104684 This fic was moderately inspired by a meme on meme center, where a teacher Photoshoped waldo out of a wheres waldo page he gave to his class. Apparently one poor child stayed behind during break to try and find him...
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*SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEECH* Sequel! >.>
Made me chuckle ^^
I can imagine Discord sending her to the Land of Waldos, just to see how far past crazy he can send her.
There are a few punctuation and spelling errors, but they are all minor; not nearly enough to detract from the glory of this story.
Honestly, I don't think I've laughed as hard as I did when I got to the end for a long while.
Even if this story hadn't been as good as it was, I probably would have favourited and liked just on principle alone. The idea is certainly a colourful one, and I can't help but love it.
I think this would be appropriate for this story. If it's not, I apologize.
I still don't get it
4108408 Its based off a children's game called wheres wally/waldo
Where ya gotta find wally/waldo in the picture
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Very good.
Now get back to Project Ascension!
4108427 Well found him instantly. I was also a big fan of him when I was younger. The little things in the back of the book where I had to find specific events were neat too.
But what do you think would happen if Celestia came to a realization that...
He had friends? (and a dog)
Dun dun dun.
4108550 I think her mental state is already in question with just this, I'm not sure she could handle any more
4108365
.............. i really wanna see that movie
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4108655 There's a sequel in there somewhere.
ok i totally didnt see that coming
Exampleof a slight error there; pops up repeatedly. Otherwise, cute.
I've always wondered how a man in such garish clothing can disappear into a crowd so easily.
*edit* I think Celestia would get a conniption if she found about the relations Waldo has had with a certain other individual...
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You guys wanna know why he wears stripes? Cause he doesn't wanna be spotted!
4110569
............. Just.... Just imagine I'm giving you a dead pan stare before tapping you on the head with a hard-backed book, I can't be bothered to do anything more.
4108914 That always confuses me because Microsoft word (what i use to write) always puts
something, "Hi i'm a potato"
as incorrect grammar and
something," Hi i'm a potato"
As correct. And none of the teachers at my school seem to know which is correct either so... yeah
4111407
http://grammar.ccc.commnet.edu/grammar/marks/quotation.htm
In all variants of English, quotation marks follow the rules as listed in the above document. Hope this helps.
4111457 Thanks allot
Seriously, trying to figure out which one was correct annoyed me to no end.
4111407
The best part is that neither is correct. It would be "Hi, I'm a potato"
Oh, it hurts.... hurts, can stop laughing.
Ah, but where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Where's Waldo, ugh....gag me. That is worse than having your appendix removed without being completely put under.
It's raeping time in my timezone.
4105731 I personally don't see why it matters. You knew who the character was, didn't you?
4114194
Because that's not how the name is spelled.
Pretty good twist.
Not sure how or why he's invading people's dreams, but yeah.
https://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=316364052437
One thing I do know, is that where's Wally is the sin of mankind itself.
Oh god yes!!
Wow, just... wow...
That was funny. I loved it.
5948645 Thank you.
It's nice to know a story I wrote over a year ago while mostly sleep deprived is still entertaining people.