The Conversion Bureau: The White Wall

by Bendy

The White Wall

Deep in a underground bunker, littered with the mangled corpses of Ponies filled with bullet holes, a Human was held in mid air by a shinning yellow aura of magic. He was dressed in a orange hazmat suit.

Below him was Princess Celestia glaring angrily at the Human she held above her.

"It's over Human." the Human said nothing. "Do you have any last words?"

"Fuck you bitch!" he shouted.

"Surely, you have something better to say as the last Human?"

"It is pointless for me to say anything, for no one but you will remember it. Now, just kill me already."

"As you wish."

Her horn glowed brightly, followed by the Human's body being consumed by fire. She took one last look at the pile of ashes that was left of the Human and then turned around and walked away.

Elsewhere in Canterlot fireworks filled the sky, in the streets Ponies cheered and celebrated the demise of Humanity. However, in a small narrow window of Canterlot castle there was a purple Alicorn staring out the window. Tears fell down her cheeks knowing exactly what they were celebrating over.

Suddenly the ground shook violently, in response Ponies began screaming in panic. However, their screams were soon drowned out by the sheer noise of an explosion of blinding light that went off outside the city. Which was so loud it shattered the ear drums of almost everyone in the city. The Ponies looked on in terror as a massive white expanding sphere of nothing slowly made it's way towards Canterlot. The sphere was simply white and everything it touched was wiped away from existence.

On Earth the same strange anomaly had appeared in the North Pole. It too had slowly expanded and wiped everything way from existence.

Back on Equus Princess Celestia had appeared in a blinding flash of light before the white wall of death. She wasted no time to blast the sphere with powerful spells, but it only caused the sphere to expand slightly faster.

She turned to look at Canterlot castle and sighed. With no time to lose she flew off into the air toward Canterlot.

The sounds of dripping water and the squeaking of rats could be heard in the dungeons below Canterlot. The Alicorn Twilight Sparkle in her dark, damp cell had a small smile on her face as she watched out the window the white sphere slowly advance it's way toward Canterlot.

Behind the clip clop of hooves could be heard approaching.

"Twilight... began a gentle soft voice.

Twilight turned around with a nasty grin on her face.

"The irony is delicious isn't it? Princess Celestia, aka reaper of souls." Celestia simply stared at her in shock. "So Ponykind had destroyed the Human world with our wall of death, and now the same thing happens to us."

"You must help me! We can stop it!" she shouted.

"Hah, no! Let it happen, we deserve it."

"How could you say something like that?!" she shouted angrily.

"I have lost faith in my entire species. I'm glad this is happening! I hope you can finally see the irony of the situation."

"But this is different than Humanity!" she protested.

"How is it different? She then said sarcastically. "Oh, right! Silly me! How could I have forgotten?! We're the best species, so that gives us the right to wipe out a lesser species from existence."

"So, that's it then. You won't help?"

"No, I won't help you. Let the world burn."

Celestia stared down at the floor with tears falling down her face.

"Has Humanity really made you lose all faith in your own species?" she said in a low voice.

"No, you did!" she shouted glaring daggers at her. "What made me lose all faith in my kind was when you continued to wipe out the Human species, even as they were literally on their knees begging for mercy."

"But---

"What's even worse you enslaved the minds of your own people and made them take delight in committing horrible atrocities on the Humans."

"Atrocities? We were saving them!"

"You are truly an idiot if you think turning Humans into stupid obedient smiling Pony slaves counts as saving them."

"Then what would you have done?!"

"Hmm, let me think. Maybe not get involved with the affairs of other universes? I mean really, was it any of our business to visit Earth?"

"But we had to save them!"

"Okay, if I had to save them. I would still have the barrier on Earth just as a precaution, but I would never expand it."

"Why?"

"Because I would not want to become a world eating monster like you, you fat bitch!" she shouted.

"OK.... So what would you do?"

"Many good things to help Humanity, apart from 'saving them' in your way. At any rate this conversation is pointless."

"One last question Twilight."

"I'm listening."

"Why do you think this is happening?"

"My guess is that the Humans had created us with that wondrous imagination of theirs."

"So, the Humans were our Gods?"

"Yes. And without our Gods, we do not exist either."

The white sphere outside suddenly accelerated in speed, within minutes the world was consumed by the sphere, followed shortly by the entire universe fading away into plain white nothingness.

The universe in which the Humans lived also has suffered the same fate.

But even now it was not the end, for in other places across the vastness of the Multiverse, Humans and Ponies were together in peace.

The End

Comments

[redskin122004]

.....

hm... can be expanded, more insight, more background... I am tempted.

[Bendy]

4086083

Yeah, I guess. But I just wanted to make a quick one shot, that wasn't something as silly as I usual write.

Anyway, how's the next chapter of Spectrum going?

[redskin122004]

4086089 poorly. Proud is missing and Fluffy is recovering from jet lag or something.

[Inquisitor-Awesome]

This was intresting. In a dimensional technicality kind of way...

[Bendy]

4086111

Thanks!

4086109

Damn. Can I still get an invite as this point? Maybe, I can help?

[Nataniel]

this. this is good and makes sense. pretty much like beliefs of countless sapient beings gave birth to Chaos gods, humans gave birth to Xenolestia, but she didn't got strong enough to survive without them, and by wiping them off she doomed not only herself, but her own kind, she cherished and protected.

[redskin122004]

4086123
4086111

you two await for emails okay?

[Doctor Fluffy]

4086109 My apologies... it's just been a really long week.

[Granzeboma]

Unexpected. Interesting. Thumbs-up from me, d00d.

[Rubiks_Err0R]

Could've been longer...

[The_Machinist]

4086159 Question for you... Perhaps I could help on your story? You could scrap together some use from me. Just look at my writings, all of them but So Much red and A Forgotten Earth are silly i'll grant you that, but I find myself to be decent author. I hope i could be of service.

[G-AB Acid]

I have no love for Xenolestia, but this story is bad. It is just here to mock TCB stories and it doesn't even do a good job at that.

My guess is that the Humans had created us with that wondrous imagination of theirs.

Nice exposition

-on

[Bendy]

4087371

Just wanted to make a quick one shot.

4087870

i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/276/656/0a8.jpg

Same as some people thinking Justin Bieber is the best singer ever. I think it does a good job and so do some others.

Also, if you want to read a story more mocking of TCB, then read my story where I ship Hitler with Celestia.

[G-AB Acid]

4087928 I think that either:
A) You tried too hard, or
B) You didn't try hard enough.

I could feel your hate seeping through the words on the story. That isn't good. It's, like, you just ruined their world just because. Don't get me wrong, the concept of Twilight realizing that we are (or were, in this case) their gods is phenomenally interesting. You just handled it poorly by... not handling it at all.

Twilight just comes: "HEY, I HAVE A BRILLIANT CONCLUSION THAT IS TOTALLY SUPPORTED BY FACTS!". That isn't Twilight. And that wasn't Celestia either. Or Xenolestia, whatever. You had a golden opportunity to write Twilight slowly coming to this realization, feeling the dread that she probably felt (knowing that you are doomed for obliterating your creators and how much you were deceived by a fucking psychopath who pretended to love and care for all under Her Wing). You also had another golden opportunity by having Twilight's confrontation being much more emotional (and possibly having Twilight outwit Xenolestia).

But look at the word count. Just look at the fucking word count. Do you think you can nicely wrap up everything happening in this story in 1k8 words?! Not to mention the needed explanation (even if simply "it's magic the universe tearing itself out, bitch".

But instead, you simply got fed up with a TCB story (or its premise, because it is shit and those who like it are either fucking psychopaths or retards, I won't deny), opened this site and typed a few words, like "yeah, that'll show 'em!". Okay, maybe I'm exaggerating on your intentions a bit, but this sounds more like a punch at TCB 'tards rather than an actual story which tries to be meaningful.

If you say that you just wanted to write a quick one-shot, then a blog post with your reasons why TCB sucks would be preferred, since there you can bullet-point and explain your thoughts. In this quick one-shot, you can't.

You just dropped the ball.

And yes, you are completely right! That is just my opinion. Doesn't make it any less valid, though.

Edit: Please consider taking this down and reworking/expanding this story. This can be good. Really fucking good. It has all the right ingredients! You just have to cook it right!

[Bendy]

4088151

I won't take it down. However, if someone thinks they (which they can) can do better they can write their own version of this story or wishes me to help improve this story. Because I'm telling you here and now, I can't write to save my life.

I mostly just write dumb trollfics. One was where I ship Hitler and Xenolestia.

[G-AB Acid]

4088188 I just re-edited my comment and added this:

If you say that you just wanted to write a quick one-shot, then a blog post with your reasons why TCB sucks would be preferred, since there you can bullet-point and explain your thoughts. In this quick one-shot, you can't.

People will read this, label you as a trollfic author (which you don't mind) and, ultimately, not think about it. They might flood this story with "hurr u hate tcb and u didn't even tell us y. hurr durr" and their mediocrity will find nourishment in this positive-feedback of stupidity (their own comments).

With that said, hey--it's your decision.

[Bendy]

4088197

I don't mind, because I love writing silly poorly written stories. Now, I do like serious stories. But I love random silly stories far more.

[Grey Bard]

I love the irony! Tyrant Celestia and her duped henchponies being destroyed by their own actions. It's like the timetraveler who goes back in time to stop something, only to be the one who caused it .

[BearGlitch]

That's fucking deep man...

[Malcho1234]

I love the irony here. And the piece at the end, with us being their gods... Heh. Even more ironic, considering the trope that Xenolestia is a goddess, or views herself as one in most TCB stories.

[ThePinkShadow]

Huh... I thought of a premise like this before and even if it's short it still makes an interesting development!
It's like the characters coming from a fanfiction and killing the author that wrote their universe, they would cease to exist since the ever growing world of that fictional dimensions past, present, and future is based off of the imagination of their writer and this can be applied the canon franchises as well.
This was a paradox of epic proportions... I do have to wonder though, if we were the ponies gods since it was our imagination that made them if a human was to truly show up in equestria would we still be considered a 3D being in a 2D world? (AKA gods)
The type of scenerios this fic makes me think of are outlandish that I actually want to see a fic or two made of them

[Neighborhood Khajiit]

Oh Man They Deserved That

[Ariel Schnee]

4088197 You sir are a first class idiot.

[G-AB Acid]

6563440 Back at ya, honey.

[Thunder--Clash]

WOW I LOVED IT

[The oracle]

Moral of the story
Kill your God, you die as well.
Karma bitch!

[Deathstroke]

6777298 you forgot the "HUMANITY FUCK YEAH, we are so good that if you kill us you destroy TWO universes"

[The oracle]

7082580 HUMANITY FUCK YEAH, we are so good if you kill us we destroy TWO universes. Happy now?

[Blaze the draconic mage]

Well that was cool she killed humans we kill back and if she wins well everyone dies yay death and destruction rules yay for carnage

[The Monoceros]

This was a great read! I myself wrote a story in which the ponies discovered that there are cosmic consequences for ponifying humanity. Click here if you want to read it.

[I_am_XNN]

The irony is exquisite... She thought she was a goddess... We were gods and we didn't even know it! However, it felt somewhat rushed. Perhaps there was some way yee could have padded it out?

[The Crystal king]

YES we created them

[Lioth]

I had initially thought, that we had used a nuke, that caused a self-sustaining exothermic reaction in the atmosphere causing the whole white wall of death.

[ColonelBSacquet]

"The Ponies had succeeded in converting every Human into Ponies"

"Heh. Look better, ponies."
**Button pressed**
"SEE YOU IN HEEEELL!!"