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/Pony/ has asked Doctor Whooves to babysit, fun right? But of course, when you're a time pony, something always comes up. So who better to fill in for him than a Dalek? Que Dalek Kros, mayhem ensues.

This is officially my first fanfiction. Advice is welcome!

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i rather enjoyed this

407342

only thing that is missing is more jokes

407344

I'll keep that in mind.

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DALEKS THAT DO NOT EXTERMINATE?
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THE DALEK RACE IS PURE AND HOLY, WE WILL ALWAYS SURVIVE, WE CAN NOT DIE!
EXTERMINATE
EXTERMINATE
EXTERMINATE!!!

Yeah, I know. But I couldn't have them killing everypony, now could I? Besides, it's a little easier to write nice Daleks.

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You could have least put their speech in bold.

Fair point. I'll get to that whenever I've got time.

Nice Daleks. Isn't that an oxymoron?
That aside, I can't wait to see what happens next. I love this more lighthearted approach to Daleks.
However, I can't help but worry. A Dalek's overriding directive is to exterminate. Who's to say that won't come up?

A Dalek having to babysit?
Interesting.

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I know.
They have no emotions expect for hate.
They are just Nazis in sealed off panzers, on the boardline of insanity, and with a hatered for all that is not PURE AND BLESSED DALEK.

more and nice Daleks are deh bomb poor kros:yay::twilightsmile::applejackunsure: bring on the dalek

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Nope.:eeyup:
Progenitors can only be used by PURE AND BLESSED DALEKS or if they aren't around, then the Doctor saying that the daleks trying to use it really are daleks is also allowed.
You wouldn't be able to access it.
Good day.:moustache:

407969
That was 9.
9 had just come out of the time war and didn't really know any better.
10 on the otherhand tried to save them.
And since Doctor whooves is normally 10...

407985
I was thinking more along the lines of that and trying to save cann and Davros.
And for Pigmen, yeah I know, nearly as bad as Fluffy ponies.

Alrighty, let's see if I can help resolve this. Take "Discord Babysitting". Discord is an all around baddie in canon, but the author modifies his character just enough to make him the best babysitter of all time. That's what I'm doing here. In canon, they can be as cold and ruthless as they like, but here, I'll modify them just enough to make them usable. Besides, I specifically stated that most of the Daleks chose death over their surrender.

Love it, can't wait for more!! :pinkiehappy:

Hmm, I wonder what this i-

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WH-AT IS THE PUR-POSE OF THI-S IN-CO-HER-ENCE?! DA-LEKS DO NOT TA-LK THAT WA-Y!! EX-PLAIN! EX-PLAIN!! EX-PLA-A-A-I-I-IN!!!

445567
If you could elaborate a little more, I would be grateful.

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DA-LEKS TA-LK U-SING CA-PI-TAL LET-TE-RS ON-LY. AL-L O-THER LET-TERS ARE IN-FE-RI-OR!
THEY AL-SO U-SE STIL-TED SPE-ACH PAT-TER-NS, E-NUN-CI-AT-ING E-VER-Y SYL-LA-BLE.
FOR AD-DED EM-PHA-SIS, THE-Y WILL RE-PE-AT WO-RDS OR SHO-RT PHRA-SES. AD-DI-TION-AL RE-PE-TI-TIONS SIG-NI-FY GREAT-ER EM-PHA-SIS.
THEY ALSO A-VOID CON-TRAC-TIONS, SPE-AK IN HIGH-LY TECH-NI-CAL TE-RMS AND ARE PRONE TO RAI-SING THEIR VOI-CES. NO ONE CAN SPE-AK LOU-DER THAN A DA-LEK!!
THEY AL-SO DO NOT HA-VE ANY CON-CEPT OF GRA-CE, FA-SHION, MO-NEY, COM-PAS-SION OR E-LE-GANCE. CLO-THES ARE UN-NE-CE-SA-RY FOR A DA-LEK.
O-BEY MY SUG-GES-TI-ONS! O-BEY! O-BEY!

AND NOW YOU ARE REA-DING THIS IN A DA-LEK VOI-CE.

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I SHALL KEEP THAT IN MIND! AND, YES I AM! HAVE A MUSTACHE! :moustache:

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MOUS-TACHE OB-TAIN-ED!

Alrighty, for those of you complaining the Dalek's speech wasn't loud enough, I've got that corrected.

IT IS NOW SAT-IS-FAC-TO-RY.
The "Ummmm" sounds out of character.

407969 when Dalek Sec changed the Doctor actually tried to help him make the Dalek-Humans more human than Dalek. He does not hate all Daleks, just 99% of them.

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