In the midst of an unprecedented stretch of calm and quiet throughout all of Equestria, Twilight is on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Not one disaster has befallen her, her friends, Ponyville, or even Equestria at large in ages.
Clearly, this means their doom is nigh.
Good thing she has a friend like Discord to help keep things under control.
(This was a chapter of my Peaches anthology project, which I've cut this out of and abandoned. It was the only good part, and the bad parts had Mature tags that needlessly covered this story as well.)
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Hmm very good. Is that you polsky?
What's so bad about an alignment, though? Is Cthulhu supposed to come back?
This is so much Discord.
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
Thank you, search engine.
Oh my goodness, this was just great.
At first I was curious as to whether or not Twilight was actually getting at something with her theory. 
I was thoroughly confused - and highly suspicious - when Discord came, acting all nice and admitting that he was actually helping Equestria. 
But then when Discord tricked Twilight into believing he actually stole the moon...oh man, her reaction was priceless! 
Forbade