...Y U MAKE ME CRY?!

3982512 CAUSE IT HAS FEELS

3998079 Its not needed o.x keep readin

Well I'm stuck in the underworld for the time being just give the word,and I'll run Dusted through a second time. No pony messes with my friends, family, or their family.

3998145 ...nah...I take care of him....

3998158 I'll open the portal.

3998436 Wait what portal O.x

3998487 the portal to oblivion. Oh look at the time I'm off to over see your daughters judgement and make sure she goes to Soverngaurd I've got connections. Shor owes me a favor.

3998516 .......Fus Ro..bucking Da......:3

3998523 bro I became a god that don't faze me. Oh and you might want this (gives Dragonbone sword of chaos) those Daedra are jerks.

Good news your little girl got into the hall of Shor she's in good hands.

3998529 Psh.... I'm an awesome Arigonian.....ain't no one layin a hand on this super shadowscale mo sucker!

3998541 That's good...though I'm wondering why she is in the nordic realms of the after life owx

3998563 hey I've only got power in the Nordic realms of the dead. If I didn't take her there she would've gone down below if you know what I mean. I've met the Equestrian Gods of The Dead, and they are super biased twords changelings.

3998563 I may or not be an Daedra cough Sheogorath cough. Okay only partly, but I'm still kindof a god in terms.

3998592 Well then I thank ya kindly fer that

3998620 No problem I'm just repaying a favor asked to me by a pony very close to you. She told me not to say who.

3998629 there's only two ponies that are mare who are close...Jackie..and Lightning >wx

3998637 Who said they were grown ups.

3998649 .......eeeeeh......then my fillies?

3998657 It was Applebloom.

3998667 my lil sis in law o.x.....huh......well didn't see that coming....figured she was busy hanging out with Sweetiebellie

3998685 Well there catapult managed to kill a manticore right before it could kill me so I was in her debt. So she asked me to help you in any way I could. But after hearing Deaths threats I decided to back off, and help your girl along safely.

3998705 That wasn't even Death...tis a darned demon

3998721 I didn't know that at the time. But don't worry he might be in my Azura's Star at the moment.

3998737 she....and I doubt it

3998754 meh whatever. Can you point me in her general direction if you please I've got something planned for her. (Pulls out dual dragon bone swords of chaos/ soul trap.)

3998764 -he shrugged-.......does poofing count as a direction?

3998782 wait a quest marker just showed up. Off to...... The Barn?

3998796 .............why is it at the barn?...we just repainted it...

3998804 quick take one of my swords. Remember that last threat he threw at you that's probobly happening right now. (Pulls out fast travel map)

3998815 ,.....how barbaric!....- he dropped the sword and held up his pistol and knife-

3998827 want to bring mister door?

3998848 Ah...haha.....yer funny...

3998867 yeah I know. But seriously can I bring him.

3998876 I don't know...thats our front door man..Jackie might kill me...

3998896 Aw come on he beat a ninja in one go he might be helpful. And you don't want my other help coming so it's the door, or my dremora.

3998906 ....a demora....or a mad mare.....dude......lets...I don;t know..both mean death to me...

3998919 fine I'll summon Jyggylag Daedric Prince of Order, and the most powerful being in the cosmos. I'm going to be sore for the next few days after the spell. "Charges horn."

3998937 Whoa nonononnonononononn I'll get the door.... not that dude please! - he cantered off-

3998965 already done. Don't worry I think the binding spell worked. (Jyggylag slaps me across the room.) or maybe not.

3998972 ......Yooooo - he tipped his stetson-

3998983 hey bro (I stuttered weakly) can ya get my sword, or better yet stab the bucker (a dart hits Jyggylag in the neck) well problem solved thanks AJ. (Applejack walked into view)

3999000 Jackie!

- he pointed to the demon- Ha! those thing suck don't they! I would know

3999023 -AJ shoots us both with darts. "Well buck you, and you, and y.... Snore"

3999037 UH....-he face planted- Re-revenge,..will be... zzzzzzzz

3999065 (wakes up). Ow my head..... Why are we in the clubhouse.

4002116 ..-he was still snoozing-

4002120 pulls out bucket of water out of inventory and dumps it on you.

4002254 Ack! water!- he blinked a couple of times-.....huh....why are we in the clubhouse?