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Emerald Harp


Just a dude writing fanfiction and his sister doing all the editing

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Three visitors unknowingly blunder into Equestria. A troll flees the world of man to fulfill his heinous ambition in the land of ponies. The second is a beagle who would follow his master anywhere. And the last visitor is the seemingly unstoppable juggernaut of Earth. Some call him the Great Red Neck Hope. Others call him a garbage man. He has many titles: fool, idiot, hero, and savior. It is this last title by which the Equestrians will call him; for he alone can stop the scourge of Rotnart, the greatest of Trantor’s spawn.

This story takes place right after the events of the movie, “Ernest Scared Stupid.” No knowledge of Ernest is required to enjoy this story, but it is highly recommended by the authors that you watch this incredible movie.

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Comments ( 297 )

....why? Like, what inspired this idea?

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What can I say? I love ponies, and I loves Ernest.

I Really do not do this, but this gets a Fave from me on Sheer concept alone.

Time to combine my childhood fave movie Series, and current fave TV series!!:rainbowlaugh:

Hmmmm, interesting. :rainbowhuh:

I like!:pinkiecrazy:

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I'm happy that you approve.:twilightsmile:

OhmiCelestia this should be a thing!!:rainbowkiss:

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All in good time my most excellent chum.:pinkiehappy:
and thank you for the fave.

Comment posted by heavy weapons brony deleted Feb 9th, 2014

my reaction exactly
please write more!
you write ernest so well!!

Well....sh*t! :twilightangry2:

I have been working on writing an Ernest in Equestria story for a while now (trying to figure out some stuff for it), with planning, writing ideas and outlines in a notebook, and more planning, hoping to have it out soon as I never as this particular goofball crossedover with FiM before...but seems ya beat me too it.

Oh well, I will still give it a read! :pinkiehappy: Good luck with your tale and hope it does well!

Ernest no fucking why! This is so awesome!

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Cool video! Had to replay it a few times and laugh along with it. :pinkiecrazy:

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It's pretty cool that you want to write an Ernest story too. Please do so! I'd love to read it.
Keep writing. :twilightsmile:

Oh man:rainbowlaugh: This was funny

I can't wait for him to meet Pinkie Pie!:pinkiehappy:

s1

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I can picture this happening:

And I would like to see Auntie Nelda interact with Discord because of this.
And I can see the trolls teaming up with the changelings. Good story keep up the good work.

A Ernest and My Little Pony crossover? YES!! You have made this Ernest fanboy VERY happy! Delighted even!

Love how you wrote this fic, you kept Ernest in character and the humor in this fic is just great, i can't wait for the next chapters! Seeing the Ponys react to Ernests rather....uniqe pesonality will be a hoot!

3923262 off screen, a laptop with this fic on it and sandvich laughing along with me.:derpytongue2:

sence when did ernest have a beagle he had a fish named jake he accidedently ground with a garbage disposable and what about trolls?

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Rimshot first appeared in "Ernest Goes to Jail." Rimshot was also in the next movie to be made "Ernest Scared Stupid," which is also where the trolls were introduced. After Scared Stupid I don't believe either Rimshot or the trolls were in anything else Jim Varney did. I think the gold fish Jake, was only in "Ernest Goes to Africa."

3940236 actually I do belive you're you know you must be quite the earnest fan

ok when i first saw this fic i thought it was going to be funny but uninispired like most crossovers stealing all of its jokes from the movie, but this is acually an original, well thought out gripping adventure,

don't you dare stop.

or heavy will find you.
:trixieshiftright:

Wait!:derpyderp1: Wasn't Rotnart already killed?!:unsuresweetie:

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In chapter one, Rotnart placed one of his pods on the ground before retreating into the forest. That pod grew into another troll and Rotnart escaped into the forest. Ernest killed the decoy troll.

3991728 Don't worry. I have no intention of stopping.:pinkiecrazy:

3991962 :rainbowderp: OOOOOOOH okay:pinkiehappy: that explains everything, my bad:twilightblush:

dun dun DDDDUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Awww, no Ernest? Ah need mah Daily dose of Ernest dagnabit!!

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I thought Rotnart was going to teams up with the changelings.

Discord, what're you up to now?:trixieshiftleft:

MY nostalgia! I remember this movie as a kid. :rainbowkiss: *instafave*

I wonder if the CMC saw him in the different costumes or if they just heard him speaking in different voices :rainbowlaugh:

the hiliarity!!

it buuuurrrnnnsss!!!!

ow! fire Fire FIRE!!!!

HEELP! MEDIC!!

Oh Ernest, you're in it now!:fluttercry:

One part of me is a bit miffed that this Ernest story is going into some heavy PG-13 territory (while Jim Varney kept his character strictly PG).... thankfully, the other part of me is savagely beating that part into submission while laughing hysterically at this tale.

Another fun chapter, keep it up!

wonder if ernest learn the trust?

Yeah! Ernest is off to save the world again, never can get enough of the Ernest movies!

I just love and adore the way you are so true the Ernest character!

Did... did y... did you seriously just write a crossover with one of my favorite movies?>!?!

i luv u, bby.

oh no, look like rotnart is about to turn the tree of harmony in the tree of troll

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me, when i saw this had updated
and when i finished this chapter
and probbably when you release the next chapter too

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