Lyra focused, observing the surroundings. When she was young she liked to spend time with her uncle, who taught her everything he knew about alarms, lockpicking, and the art of fooling the guards. Everything ended when the uncle had to move to the Canterlot Penitentiary Facility for income tax evasion.
“Please,” Babs grinned. “Bonnie’s not the first pony who were trying to offer me candies. She doesn’t look like one of them. More like a bored, middle-aged spinster. By the way, why there always have to be candies? Candies and candies, do they want me to get buckin’ diabetes?”
Nowadays you gotta offer free WIFI.
Lyra focused, observing the surroundings. When she was young she liked to spend time with her uncle, who taught her everything he knew about alarms, lockpicking, and the art of fooling the guards. Everything ended when the uncle had to move to the Canterlot Penitentiary Facility for income tax evasion.
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Well hello there you old so and so. I found yah! xD And in a Berry Punch fiction. Who'd a thunk it?
I really like all the little gags and asides in this. It really keeps the whole thing so much fun to read.
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I spied what you did there!
It's always tax evasion.
Nowadays you gotta offer free WIFI.
Just like Al Capone.