I once drank some punch from the bowl during a party, but it was because earlier that day Apple Bloom tried to sexually harass me with a bunch of apples and I was a bit traumatised. Then she saw me drinking it and I got a reputation.”
The fandom explanation in a nutshell Btw I frigging loved the assumption song parody
“And how it was?” Berry asked. Even though Vinyl was sometimes annoying, she was also quite useful for ponykind – she was doing stupid things so other ponies didn’t have to.
Berry Punch slowly opened one eye. She could swear that her eyelid creaked like a rusty iron door that had been closed shortly after Princess Celestia was born. Her throat was dry like a desert, complete with sand, scorpions and some bearded pony trying to convince his companions that he was just given two stone boards with the list of cool things they totally shouldn’t do.
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She took a deep breath, causing a dust storm in her throat, and accidentally destroying a quite promising civilisation which just figured out how to build pyramids. Feeling her lungs expand, she tried to open her eyes again.
The fandom explanation in a nutshell
Btw I frigging loved the assumption song parody
I absolutely love it!
So much deadpan. I didn't even know that was a word until now.
Finally reading through this a second time (which is something I rarely do with fics).
Just wanted to say that this is one of my favorite quotes in anything ever. It just says so much with so little, and there's so much truth in it.
Oh yes, Oh YES! That's the stuff! If only there were more like these!
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I'd say my Minuette fics are a spiritual successor of this one, mixed with pulp adventure in the second story.
Yeah...I've heard Fluffle Puff is a repeat offender when it comes to nonconsensual snuggles.
...you and these fucking mysteries.
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Interestingly, this one was actually explained.
Just like Johnny Knoxville.
just started it and am not disappointed at all
eddit:
the quote was to short, it is now fixed