After spending a drunken night with Rainbow Dash, Ryan heads back to work at a small Candyshop in the center of Ponyville. But little does he know the one night stand quickly proves to be a little more involved.
I'm not sure I'm following. Did he get gang raped by a bunch of impatient mares or did he just fuck them until he was sick in an attempt to prove a point?
5577058 Not really. One is him doing something stupid and hurting himself. The other is him being attacked and raped so severely that he required an extended stay at the hospital. Not to mention the social implications since he's now living in Ponyville and how being raped would effect the whole "creepy stalker Dash" element.
So......Ryan banged mares like forty goin' west until his pelvis was one giant purple bruise, then pisses off Bon Bon with bad candy puns while Lyra is trying to find out if Ryan knocked her up or not (which at this point should be a very, very big DUH, NO SHIT SHERLOCK). Good progress, me thinks.
He is not a true New Jersian. We do not say beach, we say going to the shore. Even when were outside Jersey its always the shore. Also Lyra and a Piss Test, she must want to see if shes knocked up because I bet Bon Bon was in line too.
This is getting kind of dumb. He thinks she fucks one stallion and he losses his mind. He fucks 20 mares and everything is ok. Plus it's not cute. He acts like a jackass. It's like the person who is writing this has no idea how a relationship works.
That bitch is strong.
Short, swe-*crash*
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Shutting up.
I'm not sure I'm following. Did he get gang raped by a bunch of impatient mares or did he just fuck them until he was sick in an attempt to prove a point?
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Same thing really....
Why am I not surprised that Bon Bon doesn't like candy puns?
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Not really. One is him doing something stupid and hurting himself. The other is him being attacked and raped so severely that he required an extended stay at the hospital. Not to mention the social implications since he's now living in Ponyville and how being raped would effect the whole "creepy stalker Dash" element.
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He had every opportunity to stop, he was just stupid enough not to.
So......Ryan banged mares like forty goin' west until his pelvis was one giant purple bruise, then pisses off Bon Bon with bad candy puns while Lyra is trying to find out if Ryan knocked her up or not (which at this point should be a very, very big DUH, NO SHIT SHERLOCK). Good progress, me thinks.
Best chapter.
why do i feel like lyra was one of those 20 mares?
He is not a true New Jersian. We do not say beach, we say going to the shore. Even when were outside Jersey its always the shore.
Also Lyra and a Piss Test, she must want to see if shes knocked up because I bet Bon Bon was in line too.
Apparently, those mares licked his lollipop all the way to the center...
I'll show myself out.
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She IS an Earth Pony.
This is getting kind of dumb. He thinks she fucks one stallion and he losses his mind. He fucks 20 mares and everything is ok. Plus it's not cute. He acts like a jackass. It's like the person who is writing this has no idea how a relationship works.