After spending a drunken night with Rainbow Dash, Ryan heads back to work at a small Candyshop in the center of Ponyville. But little does he know the one night stand quickly proves to be a little more involved.
Burn his clothes? Poor guy is about to go about naked in Ponyville because Bon Bon loves him shirtless. And maybe know we no more of why RD loves the lug so much.
5321567 *Slowly leans forward* This is not a Dash Centric fic.... *leans even farther forward* If you wanted a cheap Dash romance, you can find hundreds *Touched his forehead against yours* Stop asking for more Rainbow Dash.
Bon Bon soon will leave him have his shirt on the moment she see that all the mares and their princess are ogling at him, she though Dash was bad, just imagine when is the entire freaking town.
Well, this is entertaining. Interesting choice with the pegasus sexual behavior, but I'm glad to see that Dash moved on. In any case, this is tremendously amusing, and Lyra shocking her brain and getting telepathy out of the deal will never not be funny to me. Looking forward to more.
Needs more RD. And by more RD, I mean more creepy-stalker RD that never gets laid. I mean, seriously - IT'S IN THE DAMN TITLE! And the description. And the character tags! Come on, man. It doesn't have to be RD getting dicked but I would like to see some more of ... uhm, this dude's and RD's platonic relationship go a bit along ya know? Or just 4chan that shit and make RD the new Flutterstalker or something. - Rainbowdashfanrimjob2002
Or don't, actually, I'm a bit on the fence about it all to be honest. I would like to see their relationship get a bit better (friendly-wise I mean) but if you don't touch on her again I'm cool. I just thought I'd mention that it's all over the fic's description and title and shit so you can't expect people NOT to be wanting more RD ya know? The fic has evolved and I'm aware that it's gone a bit beyond the whole RD-Ryan-Bon Bon love triangle and all and I'm glad but, again, new time readers might not be so aware.
Time to go work out again...
EDIT: 5323376 Absinthe isn't that bad, man. Even the shit with real wormwood isn't actually that bad. Just don't go downing them like pussy margaritas and you'll be fine.
"Hey no no no!" I skidded along my bedroom floor, slowly pushed back and into the hall. "Lyra no!" I shouted, hearing hoofsteps behind me. "Lyra please--"
He has an embarrassing tattoo, doesn't he?
Nope. -
If one more fucking person asks me to make this about Rainbow Dash, I'm going to lose my shit!
What if a virgin asks you to make it about Rainbow Dash? At least if you 'lose your shit' you won't need to take a dump for awhile.
Burn his clothes? Poor guy is about to go about naked in Ponyville because Bon Bon loves him shirtless. And maybe know we no more of why RD loves the lug so much.
Have I commented on how much I fucking love this story and how ridiculous this shit is?
This is exactly what I needed to read before heading to work in the morning, thank you.
Where is rainbow? ! ? ! ? I want her to come back!
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*Slowly leans forward*
This is not a Dash Centric fic....
*leans even farther forward*
If you wanted a cheap Dash romance, you can find hundreds
*Touched his forehead against yours*
Stop asking for more Rainbow Dash.
5321578 Yes Mr. Sir Hat...
Thank you Mr. Sir Hat...
Sorry Mr. Sir Hat...
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5321578 Oh Goddess! Those comments had me laughing hard enough to wake my grandmother!
hah bon bon is hot for is upperbody
but wait, is he trained or more rounded?
Freakin' love the way you do comedy man, it feels high-octane and it drips gold.
Run Ryan run!
:3
Sex!
While I hope Rainbow finds someone eventually in the story, I'm enjoying Ryan and Bon Bon way too much to ever not want the story to be about them.
once again you defy expectations sir hat. i was expecting he had a huge scar or something.
Its lovely, BonBon is great! Dash can go hide in the bushes forever .... I'm sure pinkie will keep her creepy company.
Bon Bon soon will leave him have his shirt on the moment she see that all the mares and their princess are ogling at him, she though Dash was bad, just imagine when is the entire freaking town.
Ryan is afflicted with the curse [Washboard Abs]. It's super effective against all mares.
I wish this was a sitcom. Hilarious.
Well, this is entertaining. Interesting choice with the pegasus sexual behavior, but I'm glad to see that Dash moved on. In any case, this is tremendously amusing, and Lyra shocking her brain and getting telepathy out of the deal will never not be funny to me. Looking forward to more.
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No you don't!
Needs more RD. And by more RD, I mean more creepy-stalker RD that never gets laid. I mean, seriously - IT'S IN THE DAMN TITLE! And the description. And the character tags! Come on, man. It doesn't have to be RD getting dicked but I would like to see some more of ... uhm, this dude's and RD's platonic relationship go a bit along ya know? Or just 4chan that shit and make RD the new Flutterstalker or something.- Rainbowdashfanrimjob2002Or don't, actually, I'm a bit on the fence about it all to be honest. I would like to see their relationship get a bit better (friendly-wise I mean) but if you don't touch on her again I'm cool. I just thought I'd mention that it's all over the fic's description and title and shit so you can't expect people NOT to be wanting more RD ya know? The fic has evolved and I'm aware that it's gone a bit beyond the whole RD-Ryan-Bon Bon love triangle and all and I'm glad but, again, new time readers might not be so aware.
Time to go work out again...
EDIT: 5323376 Absinthe isn't that bad, man. Even the shit with real wormwood isn't actually that bad. Just don't go downing them like pussy margaritas and you'll be fine.
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*Menacingly leans in*
You...you get to live.
*Slowly melts into shadows*
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Must be a Jersey thing...
He has an embarrassing tattoo, doesn't he?
Nope.
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What if a virgin asks you to make it about Rainbow Dash? At least if you 'lose your shit' you won't need to take a dump for awhile.