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Secrios


Greetings. I am Secrios and I have been a brony for three years. Check out my first story, The Bacon Trade.

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This saga follows the adventures of three criminal new foals, on a quest to return the human delicacy of meat among ponies. However, such a task is no trot in the park, as the evil Empress Celestia wants to stop their crusade for delicious justice. With heists, fights and bites, this is going to be one wild ride! So tune in for… The Bacon Trade!

Chapters (2)
Comments ( 24 )

Let the formation of organized crime begin. :pinkiecrazy:

If we cant stop alcohol then theres no way the ponies will be able to stop something as delicious and amazing as Bacon. :heart:

I remember reading this awhile back, I love the characters! I hope you right more about these clumsy crooks! :twilightsmile:

mmm bacon. Ever have it in a cake?

This is fun! I love it!

Is good story comrade.

Celestia, though hast angered the bacon gods!

In Equestria, there is only one rule

Bring on the rape and pillaging!

Comment posted by Alanis deleted Jan 23rd, 2014

Oh yes, I remember this story, as well as the bacon I ate whilst reading it. Quite good.

So, I read this story in a Boston accent...I couldn't stop laughing...it is quite comical. Not only that, but bacon makes a lot of things great...I even tried that Bacon flavored Ice Cream...it wasn't bad. So, yeah...I really like it...Have a fave, a thumb up, and a follow...I can see this story going places....

val

now I'm confused
gelatin has pigskins in it?!?!??!

val

3873259 seriously?
THE FUCK
"and connective tissues of animals such as domesticated cattle, chicken, pigs, and fish"
so it has more then just pig
Well I hate jell-O or gelatin anyway tastes bad
you cant replace animal meat with anything
especially soy

3873259 How else do you think it gets its jigglyness? Collagen, which is found in animal skins and bones! :pinkiecrazy:

goddammit, even chatoyance liked this, and she's a cunt.

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