An out-of-towner from Fillydelphia, your visit to Ponyville's infamous Sugarcube Corner gets a little stranger than fiction.
While digging through my docs at 1 in the morning, I found this unfinished writing prompt rotting in a corner. On a whim I snatched it up, dusted it off and stapled an ending to it. Call it a writing exercise, if you will. The original prompt 3 trillion years ago was, "Pinkie Pie is staring at you! Why?"
Oh my.