• Published 14th Jan 2014
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Tales Of The Cricket-Verse - Bucking Nonsense



A collection of short stories about Mole Cricket, and other changelings, attempting to fit in with pony society.

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Weakness And Strength

"Elle! Softshell!"

Elle stepped to one side, letting the soccerball go by without trying to block it. That was close. She was still trying to come to terms with all of the changes that had occurred in the last two days. She and Lance had already started working on different codewords, to remind her of those differences, so she wouldn't accidentally get hurt. Perhaps the most important was 'Softshell'. It reminded her that she no longer had an armored carapace to protect her from harm. The soccer ball she had just dodged would have bounced harmlessly off of her old shell, but now that she was a pony, it would have hit her hard enough to hurt had it connected with her face.

She had so many things she needed to learn, and to remember. And just as many things that she would have to forget.

The lessons in changeling magic that had been forcibly imprinted into her brain by her mentors were now useless: Pony magic works in a completely different fashion. She could not cast any of her old spells, and would have to learn magic again from scratch. Likewise, pony joints moved slightly differently, so her previous agility and grace was completely lost, as well as her wings. She now stumbled and fell over often. She no longer possessed compound eyes, severely limiting her field of vision. Her physical strength (which had been based primarily on the strength and rigidity of her chitin) was diminished by half. She now possessed the body of an ordinary unicorn filly...

And she couldn't be happier.

Running after the ball, she stumbled, caught herself, then stumbled again, before reaching the ball. Turning back towards Lance, she called out, "Ready?" Lance nodded, grinning. Whipping around, she reared both legs back, and kicked as hard as she could. The ball flew, not very quickly, but accurately, back to Lance, who caught it with both forelegs.

Lance dropped the ball, grinning, and said, "That one was a lot better. You're getting the hang of this."

Elle felt like this was a situation that called for a smile, so she allowed herself one. She was still... uncertain about emotions in general, and about facial expressions, but she felt she was getting a little bit better about using them. Flower Mantis had joked about how the little filly had come out of her shell in more ways than one. While Elle felt like that wasn't entirely accurate, she did feel much more... free than before.

Lance called out, "Ready?" Steadying herself, Elle nodded, then prepared for the next throw.
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Shining Armor and Flower Mantis watched the two ponies at play while they talked. Elle had a long ways to go before she could even think about beginning the training necessary to put her back at her previous physical prowess, but so far, the former changeling had not shown even the slightest interest in becoming what she had been only two days before. She seemed much more focused on just being happy.

"...So, tell me more about this Braconidae character."

Today was a bit more about debriefing than anything else. While the older changeling and the unicorn had managed, over the last couple of days, to establish an odd sort of friendship, she understood that the knight had a duty to protect the peace of Equestria, and in order to do so, he needed to make certain that changelingkind was no longer a threat to ponykind.

Mantis, keeping her voice low enough to keep from being overheard, said, "Braconidae was the leader of the infiltration corps. His agents would infiltrate a city weeks in advance, weaken the target from the inside, and then, in a single night, secure the city for capture. He lost a great deal of relevance when the queen decided that she was the best actress ever, and decided infiltration should be a one bug show. However, his agents were still very skilled spies, and he still managed to maintain a pretty strong hoof in the politics of the hive."

Shining Armor nodded in understanding, then asked, "And you've heard about him since?"

Nodding, her expression neutral, Mantis said, "Mostly rumors, but given how spread out the hive is now, anything is better than nothing. I've heard that he took his agents and a few loyalists to the crown south across the badlands. I don't know if they were looking for the queen, or they just wanted to get out of Equestria while the getting was good, but most changelings wanted nothing to do with him. I'd say he'd have no more than twenty followers, possibly thirty if they were desperate and he was the only one they could turn to. Braconidae is not the kind of bug you'd want to serve if you could help it: he views subordinates like chess pieces. And the thing about chess pieces is, by the time the game is over, there's a lot fewer of them than when you started."

The knight raised an eyebrow, and asked, "And it was his idea to try and turn Elle into a weapon?" Flower nodded. "Why?"

The changeling shrugged, and said, "He was convinced that we'd need a secret weapon. He may have been a sociopath, but he was a brilliant strategist and tactician. He saw that things were getting worse in the hive, that each invasion was getting harder and harder, and that the number of kingdoms we could raid and expect to successfully extract love from was reducing yearly. Had the queen not forced us to migrate north for Equestria, we'd have had to go someplace else, or starve, if not in my lifetime, then in Elle's. Brac thought that, if instead, we had a new weapon, one that could surpass anything else that our enemies could throw at us, we'd be able to extend our stay in the southern kingdoms. His ultimate goal was to create an army of changelings, raised from birth to know only violence and destruction. Elle was a prototype..."

Shining Armor looked over at the changeling as she slowed to a stop. Flower's expression was one of extreme sadness, most likely because she'd been a participant in such a terrible project, albeit unwillingly. Guessing her thoughts, he said, "Well, there's little that we can do to change the past. The best we can do is to make certain that the future we build is one where little bugs and ponies aren't forced to become weapons."

Smiling, Flower said, "That's something I'd be happy to dedicate the rest of my life to. Now, let's discuss a happier subject. You said you'd gotten a report about several other changelings revealing themselves?"

Grinning, the knight said, "Yup. And some of them make for pretty funny stories. Can you believe a filly actually hired a changeling to be the monster under her bed, for the sole purpose of scaring away the monster in her closet?"

The two shared a laugh as they continued to watch the two youngsters play.
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Lance yelled, "Ouch!" His back leg twisted, and he fell. He looked down at his leg, realizing that he'd not seen a gopher hole that he had just stuck his hoof into. Thankfully, his back leg wasn't seriously injured, but he'd need to put ice on it. The last time he'd had a twist like this, he'd had to stay off it a day or two. He hated to say it, especially since Elle was having so much fun, but they'd have to stop for now.

He looked up from his back leg to see Elle standing over him, a faraway look in her eyes, and her horn beginning to glow with energy. Suddenly, the pain in his back leg faded and vanished. He looked back at his leg, and saw the painful scrapes that had been there only moments ago were fading away, as well. When the spell ended, it was as if he'd never hurt himself at all. Standing up and putting his weight on it, he found his back leg was good as new. Grinning, he asked, "How did you do that?"

Elle tilted her head to one side, then to the other, then said, her expression completely serious, "I have no idea. I saw that you were hurt, and I didn't like it, so I wished that you were better. I..." Suddenly, there was a flash of light, and upon Elle's flank, a mark appeared. A staff, framed by a pair of angelic wings. Only two days a pony, and Elle had just earned her cutie mark... in healing magic.
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"I don't believe it," Shining Armor said, his jaw dropping. "A genuine healing spell. There hasn't been a unicorn who could cast one in a thousand years..." It was considered a lost art, something out of myth and legend. And he'd just seen it cast right in front of his very eyes.

Chuckling, Flower said, "Well, there hasn't been a crystal unicorn in a thousand years, either. Kind of makes you wonder what other lost spells might turn up when other changelings start becoming ponies, doesn't it? And who knows what a crystal pegasus might be capable of?"

A smile began to form on the knight's face as he said, "That's something to look forward to. Well, right now, there's Ling, Ladybird, Mole Cricket, and you: four commoners living very different lives in Equestria. Want to make a bet on which one of you becomes a pony first?"

Comments ( 69 )

3872938
Or you could consider it as being that all of the competent changelings were in on a conspiracy to make the queen look bad, for the purpose of dethroning her, so they weren't fighting at anything near their full capacity.

Think of it like this: every nation has their own collection of famous heroes. America has guys like Davey Crocket and Chuck Norris, there's legendary soldiers like "Mad" Jack Churchill in Great Britain, in fact, every culture has their own groups of heroes who were able to perform feats of strength, skill, and bravery, far surpassing that of the common man. History is filled with them; heck, history is made BY them. Is it wrong that changelings would have their own heroes and legendary soldiers?

Oh, and I decided that, since I love you all, I'd do one more story this week. It's an epilogue, of sorts. We'll see more of these three later, but I wanted to wrap a few things up before I moved back to Cricket, Ling, and Ladybird.

want to make a bet on which one of you becomes a pony first?

:yay:Ling:yay:Ling:yay:Ling:yay:!

I'm really liking the story so far, but I don't know exactly how I feel about the hole changelings turning into crystal unicorns thing :applejackunsure:(manly because it conflicts with my head-cannon that the changelings are the twisted decedents of the flatter ponies, but its your story so you do what you want).

I am also looking forward to reading more of the other changelings like Ling and Ladybird.

I wanna hear more about Ling

3873315 My money is on Ladybird. Ladybird best buggy :pinkiehappy:

I keep reading "Ladybird" and think of Hank Hill's dog. :pinkiecrazy:

3873315 *picks up phone*
Hello?
... Hellooooo?
Hmm, they must have hung up.

My money's on cricket
3874529 lol.

Lab

3874529 If only I could fav a comment.

AUGH this is so awesome! Why can I only upvote it ONCE!?

Hmm. When, exactly, do you intend to make a genuine continuation of the story? Not that these aren't good, 'cause they'r really good, they're just...

...not enough. I want to see more Mole Cricket and Fulttershy.

3875112
It shall come. I'm still laying the foundations for that sequel here.

3874485
Makes me think of the old movie titled 'Lady Hawk'.

Argh, the "no healing spells" fanon, one of my biggest pet peeves in the fandom.

It's not like we didn't see Applebloom's tooth regrown with a potion or fake Cadance claim in front of Celestia, Twilight, Rarity, and two unicorn Royal Guard members that she was using her magic to heal Shining or anything like that (a claim that ought to have been a major red flag if healing spells didn't actually exist in recent history).

This was an enjoyable read. Can't wait for more.

3876746
Well, if they had spells that could heal serious injuries, they really wouldn't need hospitals. A headache curing spell could be just a simple painkiller: the underlying cause is still there, but the pain has been numbed; the spell does no more actual healing than a tylenol does. Applebloom getting teeth back from drinking a potion is more Zecora's crazy zebra alchemist powers than an actual spell. A potion is something that would require time, and materials, prepared in advance in order to treat an injury. A spell is something that can be done instantly without needing any preparation. Given a choice between the two, which one is better? :pinkiesmile:

You know, this would be a perfect oppotunity to troll you guys a little: instead of making the next story about Ling, Ladybird, or even Cricket, I could make the next story about... Goliath.
But I wouldn't do something like that to you guys... would I?
:trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright::trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright::trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright:...



Maybe :trollestia: ...

No it has to be ling I'm being starved of d'aww

3879439
Well, you know there'll be d'awwws no matter who I put in next :pinkiehappy:

3877488 Considering that Dash woke up in recovery with broken bones on the x-ray and was booted out of the hospital after a single night, I would assume that they use healing spells even in the hospital but there is recovery time involved (I realize this one is more conjecture).

Make her talent instant healing or something, but to suggest there haven't been healing spells for a thousand years doesn't really fit with what we have seen in the show.

3880040
Well given that's exactly what happened, it isn't a stretch. Although, it could easily be argued that ponies just heal very quickly.

3873315

Ladybird. Honey Darling deserves a true mom.
Besides, her way to deal with boogie monsters remembers me to Susan Sto Helit.:pinkiehappy:

Braconidae was the leader of the infiltration corps.

I see what you did there. :moustache:
For those that don't, Braconidae is a family of parasitic wasps that lay their eggs in other creatures. Now THAT'S infiltration.

3891212
Glad someone got that one :rainbowlaugh:

3893743
Why do you think she was right in front of Royal Guard Headquarters? The only place she'd be safer would be sitting in Celestia's lap (not Molestia's lap, obviously, but Canon Celestia). She might be young, but stupid? No.

3893831
You need a mouth to talk.

3893888
I forgot to mention that Slendermane was the monster in the closet. I never actually specified his location in the room. My bad :pinkiesick:

3894127
Elle was a kid, both literally and mentally. In the Equestria Girl's universe, she'd be in her early teens, and in Equestria, she'd be the same age as Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo

It's both metaphor and literal :pinkiesmile: . Read The Royal Audience for more info.

So Changelings ARE just cursed ponies...
Rejecting on grounds of headcanon infringement. I like to think that Changelings are only RELATED to ponies. Like Mules and Zebras.
Mainly because I love the idea of cute little pony-changeling hybrids.

3893806 People can be bastards, you know. And I didn't realize she was right in front of the Guard House. She WAS taking a gamble either way, though.

3893935 that would depend on your definition of "talk."

3894178
Well, you know, if she was arrested, they'd have to feed her. You don't let prisoners starve: that's a rule. And yes, it was a gamble, but when you have a choice between starvation and a desperate gamble, you know which one you have to choose.

3893939 So... were they the same monsters? Why was he there? And what did the boogymare do to make him upset?

3894187 Good point. But if the guards of Equestria are anything like police here, there might be one who wouldn't have been nice enough to consider arrest.
But yes, a gamble is preferable to starvation.

3894195
Ah, here's the situation: Slendermane was the bogeymane in the closet. Honey Darling hired Ladybird to get rid of Slendermane in exchange for a place to stay. Ladybird punked Slendermane pretty easily: in my universe, and this will remain true in the reboot, bogeymanes are insanely weak against stuffed animals, as well as a few other things. Bogeymanes feed on fear. However, while they may be scary, they're not actually evil: like a changeling, they have unique eating habits that require a certain lifestyle if you want to survive. I'd like to think that they're even fond of the children that they feed off of: after all, no child is ever actually carried off by the monster under the bed or in the closet, right? Try re-reading the story now. I admit, I needed to make a few things clearer, and they will be in the reboot.

3894246 Okay, I see now... So who WAS Slender grumbling about?

3894427 I see now. But if he has a soft spot for kids, why does he scare them? Is it because it is just doing what it needs to get fear?

I think my confusion stemmed from the title being "Monster under the Bed" but Slender was in the closet.

3895658
Precisely. The same way a changeling does what they do in order to get love.

A smile began to form on the knight's face as he said, "That's something to look forward to. Well, right now, there's Ling, Ladybird, Mole Cricket, and you: four commoners living very different lives in Equestria. Want to make a bet on which one of you becomes a pony first?"

This just makes me want to read more? IS there any more?! I know everything says there is a Reboot... Why? Just wandered! Its a lovely story and I want to read more of it! This is awesome! :pinkiehappy:

3907431
You do not mess with Ladybird.

A smile began to form on the knight's face as he said, "That's something to look forward to. Well, right now, there's Ling, Ladybird, Mole Cricket, and you: four commoners living very different lives in Equestria. Want to make a bet on which one of you becomes a pony first?"

This just makes me want to read more. PLEASE say there is more.:scootangel: This can't stop now....

3949119
I ended up doing a reboot of the series, but the five changelings, Cricket, Ladybird, Elle, Ling, and Flower (Now Orchid) Mantis are now in an interconnected stories. It's doing pretty good.

3949828

And who knows what a crystal pegasus might be capable of?

Sonic Rainboom. Calling it now.

Because, being a crystal, they're likely to have a prismatic effect on sunlight. Being a pegasus, they might be able to exceed the sound barrier. Bam, instant Sonic Rainboom.

Additionally, before Rainbow Dash, the Sonic Rainboom was a myth; but what if it had been done before, one thousand years before?

4102961
No. Predates that story by a couple months.

4453169
(insert reaction to bad sex joke here)

The plus side of not being able to produce their own magic is that they would be completely immune to Tirek's magic draining powers.
Though his powers make me wonder how they view him.

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