"In my stories superior beings - truly superior beings - can do things that if a lesser being, like a human, were to do, it would indeed be evil."
—Chatoyance
Earth...a world that was once the gem of the milky way, was now a world of grey and grime. never was the world in shuch an awful state. But a glimer of hope was still there in the form of Equestria. The barrier that surrounds it is expanding and humanity has to convert at the bureau's or face extinction at the hands of their own doing, but some humans don't want to convert one of these is Dave Colin who doesn't want to convert and just wants to live his life. But when his friend converts and introduces him to the world of the bureaus.
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Woah what is with all the hate?
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We don't like misanthropy.
3784905 fair enough
Implying ponies would ever win a war against humans.
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Doesn't help that the story is littered with spelling and grammatical errors.
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They'd learn the hard way that friendship does not make you bullet-proof.
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No.
Fuck.
Evil things are still evil regardless of who does them. It doesn't matter if you're a saint or God himself. To say otherwise would show some level of mental deficiency and a lack of basic rationality, reasoning skills, and understanding of clear concepts.
Oh great, more misanthropic crap, seriously why can't THIS series ever just vanish or die? I apologize to the writer (then why should I, this story has so many grammatical and spelling errors that it makes "Full Life Consequences" a frickin' masterpiece), but this series REALLY needs to die. THe original was a massive pile of misanthropic garbage, and the only fic from this series that was worth a damn, was the deconstruction fic (and even that wasn't worth for this garbage, since you could just write a big journal showing how this series is full of crap.)
3785012 I've never much followed the CB shit, but did Chatoyance seriously say that? That's the same sort of reprehensible thing the most vile and violent of religious zealots would say to justify murdering others.
3785485 yeah, she did. The entire series is pretty much pointing a finger at the human race and going "YOU ALL SUCK! YOU ALL ARE EVIL WITHOUT ANY REDEMPTION! BEING PONIES WOULD BE MUCH BETTER! BECAUSE THEY ARE PURE UNLIKE US FILTHY HUMANS!"
Sooo....Honestly, I wouldn't be this surprised that the author had such a quote, I'm more surprised that there are still people who write CB or ACB fics in general.
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On the other side, ACB goes too far to prove how wrong the concept is.
Even the person whom wrote the original fic is ashamed, because while it came out as such, it had not been meant as misanthropic.
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...but Full Life Consequences WAS a masterpiece :/
3785759 Oh, I know the author didn't know what she was getting into, and I don't fault her. Buuuuuuuuuuuut...I will however call out every last misanthropic ahole who continued writing this abomination fest, and actually thinks it's a good story. Frankly, ACB fics aren't better, I'd say they are from the same camp of stupid, with ACB being just pathetic revenge fics, which have so much "HUMANITY ROCKS! FUCK YEAH!" along with so much saber ratteling, chest thumping, "URAH!" patriotic bullshit that it makes you wanna puke. Not helped, by how they already take the warped versions of characters from the CB series, and crank it up to 11, making Celestia pretty much Hitler, while the Mane 6 are reduced to Goebbels, Geringa, Himmler, an the rest of the nazi party.
3785795 are we talking about the Half-Life 2 fic, or is there a different "Full Life Consequences" fic I haven't heard about?
3785835 Ah.
Indeed. It sucks when both sides basically do the same thing, but switching 'pony' and 'human'. ... I like how blunt with your opinion you are. If I ever make a stupid story, I will blog or PM you the premise to see what can be done to lessen the stupidity.
... Granted, I deleted my first Pony-fic ever because it starred a Hippogriff that was formerly human and it was just terrible. Five chapters of awful.
3785855 Huh, first time complimented me on my rather harsh views, usually people say I'm to negative or not nice. But..mm...Thanks, I guess. I will say, that out of all CB/AC material, the only one worth a damn was a sort of deconstruction fic, which kinda gave both sides a middle finger, and said how neither side is right and how in the end it's all messed up. An ya know...actually showed a moral grey area, something neither of the series actually even DARE to try.
3785907 I just remembered... I do have a blog for a stupid idea.
I'm sorry, sorry. *sigh* Sometimes a good kick in the pants is what we authors need. For example, the first fanfiction I ever made was for dot hack... Dear lord, it SUCKED... and readers let me know without flaming. And you know what? I thank those readers.
Ah, interesting to hear of. There's also a couple that are Anti-TCB in a different way, having canon-Equestria aligned with Earth while TCB-Equestria is ruled by either A) a Celestia whom was dumb enough to believe Discord that a human would bring the downfall of the world she cared for, or B) a Celestia whom has become corrupted by The Rainbow of Darkness from G1 and as a result, the magical foundations of their worlds are tearing apart at the seams, as not only are humans being converted into brainwashed slaves, but so are citizens of Equestria, their Cutie Marks fading as a result.
3785916 See, those ideas I can buy, because they least sound somewhat plausible in some shape or form, when compared to cranking up the insanity dial and making everyone so cartoonishly evil, that I'm sure Cobra Commander would tell ya to tone it down. I think one person said best on these series: "The more versions of this insanity we see, the more the characters will stray away from their original personas, and it will be at the point where you can just replace 'em with OC's and nobody will notice the difference." An ya know what, they are right! These stories have been getting progressively worse with each new versions. I just don't get why ANY self-respecting author wanna write for this series, it's like a one way ticket for getting bashed, there is a reason WHY both series are hated, and you'd think some authors would get the memo on that and just let 'em both die.
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Naw, the whole "Gordon Freeman is now these hands"- fic.
It would be unfair to compare something like that which was intentionally written poorly yet turned out great in its goal to be read for comedic purposes to something like the Conversion Bureau, which is just a laughable story in my opinion.
From the brief chat i've had with her Chatoyance is all levels of crazy.
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I think that was Zerviel... or Zerviel responded to that one. It was on some fic in which it was just... Celestia coverting the last humans, and as it's done and too late, having some so-called 'doubt'. It was a one-shot, of course.
... Okay, care to... take a look at my stupid story idea on my blog? If not, I understand, because you have this person you don't know being a damn broken record and won't shut up.
I shall read this later. But this TCB logic is like the same as the Reapers from Mass Effect, which is not good.
3785996 Yeah, sorry about that, whenever I get angry at some topic, I end up repeating myself without intention
, but sure! I'd love to take a look 
3786018 'Tis the latest one, a, as the title says, Bizarre Idea.
Seriously, fuck this.
As if I needed another reason to dislike her.
*Puts on flame-retardant suit*
Such primitive concepts such as evil and good are of little relevance,
it merely implies that the user of that concept does not think about what the opponent thinks and why.
This is a story created by a individual of inferiour personality, to blow off frustration, now that it obviously has been abandoned, having either succeeded or failed in its cause, it has longer a reason to exist.